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Sonic the Movie Announcement

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Skeletor, Dec 10, 2018.

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  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "stop trolling me reeee"
    "#HarassCWCDirectly"

    Chris' TV-fried brain doesn't work so well...
     
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    ToroidalBoat, Dec 19, 2018
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  2. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    I said this was giving me Looney Tunes Back in Action vibes back on Kiwi Farms, but the more I think about it, I'm pretty sure this is going to be A LOT worse.
     
    Ms. Mowz, Dec 20, 2018
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  3. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    More like Loonatics Unleashed?
     
    Minimal Effort, Dec 21, 2018
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  4. ToroidalBoat

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    If the movie involves "parallel dimensions," Chris may double down on the "dimensional merge in progress" crap.

    Especially if it's "the Sonic video game dimension."
     
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  5. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Why did you have to remind me of that?
     
    Ms. Mowz, Dec 21, 2018
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    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    So Chris claims he's giving the Sonic movie a miss, but has Chris expressed his thoughts on "Mary Poppins Returns" yet?
     
    HotaruThodt, Dec 21, 2018
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    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    No, his latest tweet is him posting steam key codes as a sort of 'first come first serve' deal as he'd bought a humble bundle and was giving away the games he didn't want.
     
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    YamchasOnlyFan, Dec 21, 2018
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    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    If Chris watches Mary Poppins, maybe he will Google Lin-Manuel Miranda afterwards. I want to see how Hamilton affects his comics.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Dec 22, 2018
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  9. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Chris' brain is not sophisticated enough to comprehend concepts like anatomy and body proportions, at which he's always been awful, as one can easily see on his art. For him, things simply are there or aren't, like Sonic having different shoes or the blarms both on this and on Sonic Boom, which also had some unusual design choices regarding Sonic's proportions I don't remember him complaining about.
     
    Craftaman Tractor, Jan 2, 2019
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  10. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Oh look, we have some new leaked Sonic Movie pictures...

    ssdg.jpg


    Hold on a second...


    blams.jpg

    Oh fuck
     
    One Too Many, Mar 5, 2019
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Oh no. Not just 2 blue arms but 6. Looks stupid but not as bad as I expected. The fact that he is wearing Nikes is a pretty lame product placement. Hope those shoes don’t break apart like Zion Williamson’s. And is collecting floating gold rings actually going to be a plot point of the movie? Anyway I can’t wait to hear Chris flip out over this.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Mar 5, 2019
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    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    At least it's slightly less terrifying than the new live-action genie.
     
    QuiltGuilt, Mar 6, 2019
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    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    I think the 'extra four' arms are more like 'speed blur' arms?

    I mean, I always thought Sonic was trash as a kid really, so I don't know, the producers might totally screw the hedgehog with this representation of the character and actually make him an anthro-arachna-hedgehog...thing.
     
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    I like how they didn't even bother giving him gloves; they just made the fur around his hands white.
    I can't wait for this to bomb.
     
    Ms. Mowz, Mar 6, 2019
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    It looks like it's going to be a "nostalgic reboot" in Current Year. It would be a surprise if it doesn't bomb.

    Like I said earlier (either here or on KF), Nintendo managed to make Mario look pretty realistic yet true to the old design in the new 3D games, so why can't a multi-million dollar movie do that with Sonic?
     
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  17. ToroidalBoat

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    I forgot about that movie.
     
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    How? It was the greatest movie of our time, along with the Street Fighter movie.
     
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I have to reiterate what I said earlier, a live action Sonic movie should’ve been made in like 2002, when the series hadn’t started it’s descent and non-autistic people still enjoyed it. This is pretty much proving it. I smell a major flop. I have a feeling the poster and toys were made before the script was finished.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Mar 6, 2019
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    There was a Street Fighter movie?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Mar 6, 2019
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