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And so Cedric Diggory rolls over in his fictional grave.

"Hufflepuffs value hard work, patience, loyalty, and fair play."

Which is naturally the exact opposite of Chris himself.

Edit: And only now do I realise I was ninja'd by @Hurtful Truth Level. Oh well.

 

To be fair, the Sorting Hat will toss anyone into Hufflepuff if it doesn't detect a high enough level of the virtues of the other houses.

Too dumb for Ravenclaw, too cowardly for Gryffindor, and too unambitious for Slytherin all at once? Hufflepuff!

And wait, didn't Chris have an obsessive pathological hatred of Harry Potter?

 

Right, the only real place on Earth where Chris would be sorted is Nazi Germany.

 

He does (or did).

 

I guess just like everything else he arbitrarily hates (non-straight people, memes, PlayStation, etc) he's apt to just up and change his mind later.

 

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Chris posted a pic of his butterbeer.

 

That doesn't sound like a fattening drink at all!

 

Ironic since Chris' blood type is already butter.

 

Take that back! His blood type is clearly gravy. We don't want his gravy blood given to some poor butter-blood who needs a transfusion.

Oh wait...

 

Butterbeer never made much sense other than as a drink you'd drink once or twice a year in an extremely cold weather anyways. But of course Chris, with his desire to pretty much mainline all things fat and his apparent newly found love for Harry Potter would think the idea is genius.

 

I'm guessing some girl somewhere likes Harry Potter and he's trying to impress her.

 

Furry saga when?

 

Oh come on, we all know he's a Sloth.

 

Another clickbait for our autistic tranny to spend his time on.

 

No, you're a utistic

 

For all of his tranny virtue signaling, I am surprised Chris has not found away to claim he's a salmon or a beaver.

 

The last thing we need is another wannabe tranny who thinks he's a wolf.

 

A beaver that smells like fish is the one thing he most desires in life.