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I think they're gone... are they gone? Wait, the Fat One still think he's God? ...Who the fuck is Flutter!? WHAT DID I MISS?

Feb 19, 2026
1. RetardBus, ToroidalBoat and Ms. Mowz like this.
2. ToroidalBoat
  quite a lot
  
  Feb 19, 2026
Count Olaf
Eustace, you insufferable idiot, I said break out the VIOLENT FELON in DETAINMENT, not the VIRULENT FATTY with DELUSIONS! YOU'RE FIRED!

Mar 27, 2023
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Cyan
Do you want to build a snowman?

Sep 14, 2022
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3. Count Olaf
  I don't care if its made of ice, I will find that ice woman's palace and burn it to the ground.
  
  Edit: Just remembered the ice woman and her sister are orphans. ROYAL orphans no less. Looks like I know what I'm doing with my weekend.
  
  Sep 17, 2022
  
  Ms. Mowz likes this.
4. Cyan
  The ice one or the real one?
  
  Sep 17, 2022
  
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5. Count Olaf
  Yes.
  
  Sep 17, 2022
  
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Count Olaf
Well Chris Chan is off the radar and Kiwifarms has gone down. Where am I supposed to find my in-between fortune stealing entertainment now?

Sep 4, 2022
1. Congratulations and ToroidalBoat like this.
2. ToroidalBoat
  KF is still up at .ru though.
  
  Also I doubt CWC will be heard from for awhile.
  
  9-5 edit: nope, down on .ru too.
  
  Sep 4, 2022
3. Count Olaf
  Well yeah, Judge sealed the court records just before the last hearing and now nobody knows how it went or if he's even still in jail. After so many years of knowing exactly whats up with him its frustrating to know nothing for once.
  
  Is .ru the only other domain KF has? I heard some mention of a Tor website but I haven't been able to find it.
  
  Sep 7, 2022
4. ToroidalBoat
  There's also .tw and .hk IIRC. As for the Tor link, I forget, but Null mentions it in t.me/kiwifarms.
  
  Sep 7, 2022
Count Olaf
Currently shorthanded on henchmen. Even the Freaks went on strike, which is odd because I thought they were dead. Oh well.

Nov 15, 2021
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Count Olaf
That'll teach you to hide my sugar bowl, Quazzi.

Apr 23, 2019
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2. One Too Many
  Well hello there
  
  Apr 25, 2019
  
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Count Olaf
The old headquarters has become null and void. Welcome to our new vigorously fixed destination.

Jan 25, 2017
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2. ASoulMan
  "Null" [TRIGGERED]
  
  Jan 25, 2017
  
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3. PigaDgrifm
  The Autism is quiet here.
  
  Jan 26, 2017
  
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4. Count Olaf
  I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.
  
  Jan 27, 2017
  
  Ms. Mowz, PigaDgrifm, TheImportantFart and 1 other person like this.
Henry Bemis
So, looks like Team NPH?

Jan 25, 2017
TheImportantFart
Look away, look away
Look away, look away

This thread will wreck your evening, your whole life and your day
Every single post in here is nothing but dismay
So look away. Look away. Look away!

Jan 25, 2017
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