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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    You never really know for sure, but it really wouldn't shock me if Classic Chris *did* have a meltdown in a jail cell and, if another fellow cell sharer was all "We have gay sex on Tuesday.....wait, shit, it's Tuesday now, isn't it?" just to fuck with him.
     
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  2. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    But then you recall that Chris doesn't think they were bullied in high school because no one doled out wedgies or swirlies or otherwise outright stated "I, [name], am bullying you, Christian Weston 'Ricardo' Chandler."

    Like all things Chris, you have to be obnoxiously direct to be sure the message registers.
     
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  3. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    It's hard not to see an outcome where she ends up under medical supervision rather than with the general prison populace.

    But as stated, that isn't the same as getting out of jail.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Day after tomorrow is the next court appearance.
     
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  5. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Last bit of content we get for some time, I hope there is a Kiwi reporter there.
     
  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I'd be shocked if there wasn't at least 1-2 Kiwi field agents who are gonna be there in some capacity.
     
  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    IIRC there are a few KF members who live within driving distance of Chris's location
    odds are there will be Kiwis at the hearing

    as I've said before - if anyone reading this is going to the hearing, don't even think about doing anything weenish
     
  8. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Does Garbage Raider still live near the hoard hell house? I'm just curious.
     
  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    IDK I think he and Thetan backed off after some kind of Chris drama
    IIRC Raider was in the air force so he could be anywhere
     
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    ah yes

    garbageraider skyraider :confused:

    At least the dumpster diving gave more of an insight into how "honor roll" was BS.
     
  11. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Out of the loop but I remember Skyraider being someone that wasn't mocked until later. What happened exactly?
     
  12. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    The thought occurs: Was Thursday 9/16 simply the first available date, or, sensing the inordinate interest of this case, did the powers that be decide a Thursday date would keep away idle weekend observers?
     
  13. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Tomorrow is Chris's preliminary hearing, at this hearing the judge will be presented with the evidence and make a determination if there is enough evidence for the case to go to trial. It is very likely there will be a trial given the amount of evidence we know at least. Preliminary hearings are open to the public except in rare situations like cases involving children; given the amount of coverage the case is already getting its likely it will remain open to the public, in saying this it may be hard for Christorians to get in the courtroom as the court may require attendees to be either related to the case or be media people especially if weens be weens tomorrow during the hearing.
     
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  14. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I miss that Saul Goodman fellow. He provided some amazing content during the Shaner trial.
     
  15. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Off-Topic: Whatever happened to Shaner? His thread was a popular one, before weens shit the bed and forced mods to close it. IIRC, Null made a new thread and was all "If you guys fuck this up, I'm gonna close *this* one too", but then Shaner just kinda fell off Kiwi radar.
     
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  16. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    there's a smaller thread on Shaner on KF that's open
    apparently he learned to stay off the internet, but I think he still gets up to his train shenanigans
     
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    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Ooooooohhhhhhh, it's gonna be WeenFest '21 today.

    I love how, since the Farms keeps getting up-to-date info on this, we get tidbits of Farms lore that I didn't know lol.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Tomorrow is the big day...
     
  19. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    The Shaner thread had too many weens, but the courtroom drama was absolutely incredible. The guy somehow found a lolcow lawyer who read KF posts into the court record.
     
  20. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    The lawyer asked someone if they were KF user Cumrobbery, it was fantastic
    The lawyer was a very old personal injury lawyer, who was very formidable in his day. We speculated that he was either a family friend who has gone senile or a troll who hated Shaner. All the charges stuck.
     
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