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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Yes! I remember that! Dude sounded straight up insane! I *do* recall that a few Kiwi's had the theory that the lawyer tanked the case on purpose because of some shit that Shaner apparently did to him back in the day, IIRC.
     
  2. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    As expected, just a continuance today. Ethan tried to stream the proceedings but got denied. This probably means he’ll be charged with something.
     
  3. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I'm going to assume that they are trying to gather as much info as possible about the situation before they move forward.

    Though, on the other side of the coin, it's pretty cut and dry, isn't it?
     
  4. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Probably just too much Christory for them to sort through, plus they’re not in any hurry.
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    It's a felony case so it could take it up to a year to work its way through the court system
    Chris has been in jail for a month and a half and might have to stay there much longer until he either gets bail or is on probation :story:
     
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  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    In the case of Barb and Chris getting bailed out, by this point, the only possible thoughts are that:
    a) She doesn't have the money to bail Chris out
    b) She doesn't want to bail Chris out, period.
     
  7. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Maybe Dstecks will come through with the bail money.
     
  8. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Shaner possibly being followed by the biggest spergs he could have stalking any movements he has for trains could be funny or unfunny depending on how weenish they'll be in trying to hunt him down.

    Being asked if you were Cumrobbery from someone with a straight face. I'd assume the latter if only because of what Shaner did that would be enough to piss off the lawyer, especially if the stories of Shaner working at Sears was true. Just as a side note, I'm posting the stories elsewhere on the forum just for everyone to enjoy.

    In Chris' darkest hour, DStecks shines through, throwing in bail money to free Christine while serving the heads of past trolls on a plat- oh wait no, even Dstecks likely wouldn't be touching any of this if he was still focused on Chris. In fact, one can only imagine how many weens would bother him about this while all he wants to do is just do is making some game he has on a Patreon and an Itch Io and possibly sperging about something on Twitter whether it could be saying how GamerGate is some right wing gay op for the alt-right or whatever the hell there is.

    *Linking it in case one was actually curious to what he's making. As for the GG shit, that's the only thing I even remember seeing from his Twitter years after he left the Farms wherein he tweeted to some figure in GamerGate that was prattling on how bad GG was despite having her own shit on Twitter. Granted, shit's likely long deleted and ED screenshots aren't the best example. Dstecks went off the radar after his own cameo in Sonichu and leaving the CWCKI Forums and reviews on Sonichu comics.
     
  9. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Serves that douche right, to be honest.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Of course it was a continuance.

    And of course the "Killstream" tried to cover it.

    some things are as predictable as the sunrise :confused:

     
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  11. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    This nugget crept in on that thread, make of it what you will:

     
  12. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Chris is being held without bond so he can't be bailed out.

    It seems Chris's lawyer is working the mental health angel, which makes sense, as I've said before Chris's best chance is to get into a low security prison and to get there Chris's lawyer needs to make the case that Chris can only get treatment in a low sec prison. This all assuming Chris doesn't plead innocent because then the only option would be to get Chris institutionalized which may be difficult given the nature of the crime.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if Chris spends the rest of his life in jail or prison?

    If so, the last words the public heard from him was "dimensional merge" delusion, and the last internet post was "collective card reading" delusion. Also him interrupting a hearing because he wanted to get his stuff.
     
  14. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    You can’t take it with you, indeed.
     
  15. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    God, I hope so. How much of a tard do you have to be to have people rooting for Chris Chan more than you?
     
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    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I don't know if this is taking place in the same courthouse, but when I went there were metal detectors that you had to walk through to get in, and security said we were not allowed to bring in cellphones or cameras. Anyone who's trying to sneak stream the proceedings is an idiot and will probably get caught and held in contempt of the court.
     
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  17. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    A huge tard. While Chris pissed away any sympathy via motherfucking, Chris still manages to be less of an annoying cringe dipshit compared to the gunt Ethan Ralph.
     
  18. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    As fucked as it is, I still have a little more sympathy for Chris. Despite how horrible his actions are, and although he plays the autism card a lot, he really did have a late start in developing the tools to determine right and wrong.

    Guntzilla has those tools, but doesn't use them.
     
  19. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    Da Gunt burned every bridge he had and his show was only good when Jim was on. Dude is a mess and he deserves every ounce of shit he gets.
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Maybe beneath all that blubber is still that little boy who "just won" the sweepstakes.

    (AKA the moment Chris started the slide to lolcowdom)
     
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