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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Never had interest in Persona but a CWC game even in 2021 would be a fun thing. I imagine it more like Silent Hill or Psychonauts, and I only played five minutes of Psychonauts, rest of that was just reading it from an old gaming mag I owned years ago.
     
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  2. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    See, I like to instead think that Chris Chan's trial would be like Ace Attorney
     
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  3. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I'm not sure how it goes for court-appointed defense, but do you think Heilberg actively took on the case or was he the last PD to touch his nose and say "not it?"
     
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  4. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I like the cameo of The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail.
     
  6. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Isn't Stonetoss just a rightwing fusion of Shmorky (artstyle) and Dobson (strawmanning)?
     
  7. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    Basically.
     
  8. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    he'll make his next court appearance in about two weeks
     
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The next court date is about 1.5 months after the first.

    Can you imagine how slow the time may have felt to him?
     
  10. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    So far away from the toys and vidya and all the other things that brought Chris comfort.
     
  11. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    He's probably lost in his Sonichu fantasy world, thinking Sonichu and Magi-Chan will get him out of this mess
     
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  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Naive alert, but at this point, I would assume, with the fact that he's been in jail for the last few weeks, and not, in fact, spirited away to "CWCville", you've got to believe that Chris *has* to be *somewhat* clued in that there is no merge, and he's in reality.

    ......Then again, as I've said time and time again, this *is* Chris we're talking about...
     
  13. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Considering mental states and all, I won't be surprised if most of the jail stay has Chris deny reality hard enough to keep up a delusion of cpu godhood and all that. Just say you switched places with Sonichu or something else while you spent weeks in a jail cell.
     
  14. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I'm a normal? person who only did a weekend in jail, and that shit felt like a month to me. Unless Chris's sense of escapism is even stronger than we know (and we've seen it higher than anyone), this must be downright unbearable.
     
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    Chris being in jail would no doubt a living hell at least in being separated for so long from all the video games and other stuff there is in 14 Branchland Court. While I never been to jail I can assume any sense of escapism Chris could do may get met with concern and the like from staff if they though repeat talks to Sonichu was Chris being in need of meds or isolation in some padded cell.
     
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    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    If he keeps his escapism to himself, he might be okay. Everyone in jail or prison has some degree of escapism going on to keep themselves going. But this is Chris we're talking about, when does he ever keep something to himself?

    I'm not sure how Greene County is, but where I was locked up it was about 8-12 to a cell. The other inmates will talk to you a little when you get there, maybe say some stuff to fuck with you a little, but if you just play it off you'll be fine. If an inmate says to him, "It's pretty chill but we have gay sex on Tuesdays. Wait, isn't today Tuesday?" and he responds with something about the Dimension Merge, then he's gonna have a bad time.
     
  17. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Considering how very little it takes to cause Chris to freak out, I could see that turning into a fucking circus, lol.
     
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    Sparklemilhouse America Online for Dummies

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    What will this one entail?
     
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  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    There's a 'shop of Chris in a padded cell with the "Chaotic Combo" appearing as ethereal spirits around him.

    Chris "just won" alright...
     
  20. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Could you imagine homophobic, 2009 Chris handling that? Imagine yelling "I AM STUH-RAYTE!!!!" at a fellow prisoner?
     
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