Legal Jail of Fail

Never had interest in Persona but a CWC game even in 2021 would be a fun thing. I imagine it more like Silent Hill or Psychonauts, and I only played five minutes of Psychonauts, rest of that was just reading it from an old gaming mag I owned years ago.

 

See, I like to instead think that Chris Chan's trial would be like Ace Attorney

 

I'm not sure how it goes for court-appointed defense, but do you think Heilberg actively took on the case or was he the last PD to touch his nose and say "not it?"

 

I like the cameo of The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail.

 

Isn't Stonetoss just a rightwing fusion of Shmorky (artstyle) and Dobson (strawmanning)?

 

Basically.

 

he'll make his next court appearance in about two weeks

 

The next court date is about 1.5 months after the first.

Can you imagine how slow the time may have felt to him?

 

So far away from the toys and vidya and all the other things that brought Chris comfort.

 

He's probably lost in his Sonichu fantasy world, thinking Sonichu and Magi-Chan will get him out of this mess

 

Naive alert, but at this point, I would assume, with the fact that he's been in jail for the last few weeks, and not, in fact, spirited away to "CWCville", you've got to believe that Chris *has* to be *somewhat* clued in that there is no merge, and he's in reality.

......Then again, as I've said time and time again, this *is* Chris we're talking about...

 

Considering mental states and all, I won't be surprised if most of the jail stay has Chris deny reality hard enough to keep up a delusion of cpu godhood and all that. Just say you switched places with Sonichu or something else while you spent weeks in a jail cell.

 

I'm a normal? person who only did a weekend in jail, and that shit felt like a month to me. Unless Chris's sense of escapism is even stronger than we know (and we've seen it higher than anyone), this must be downright unbearable.

 

Chris being in jail would no doubt a living hell at least in being separated for so long from all the video games and other stuff there is in 14 Branchland Court. While I never been to jail I can assume any sense of escapism Chris could do may get met with concern and the like from staff if they though repeat talks to Sonichu was Chris being in need of meds or isolation in some padded cell.

 

If he keeps his escapism to himself, he might be okay. Everyone in jail or prison has some degree of escapism going on to keep themselves going. But this is Chris we're talking about, when does he ever keep something to himself?

I'm not sure how Greene County is, but where I was locked up it was about 8-12 to a cell. The other inmates will talk to you a little when you get there, maybe say some stuff to fuck with you a little, but if you just play it off you'll be fine. If an inmate says to him, "It's pretty chill but we have gay sex on Tuesdays. Wait, isn't today Tuesday?" and he responds with something about the Dimension Merge, then he's gonna have a bad time.

 

Considering how very little it takes to cause Chris to freak out, I could see that turning into a fucking circus, lol.

 

What will this one entail?

 

There's a 'shop of Chris in a padded cell with the "Chaotic Combo" appearing as ethereal spirits around him.

Chris "just won" alright...

 

Could you imagine homophobic, 2009 Chris handling that? Imagine yelling "I AM STUH-RAYTE!!!!" at a fellow prisoner?