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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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  2. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    My dude, if Christory has taught me anything it's that you should never dismiss Chris's ability to dodge the consequences he SHOULD get for some of his actions. I don't think this type of defense will succeed, but I don't completely rule it out either.
     
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    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    You make a good point. Chris has gotten in trouble with the law several times and never really had any long lasting punishment for any of it. Even intentionally trying to harm/kill a man with a car he barely got a slap on the wrist for.
     
  4. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Which doesn't help his ego. He's the worst person to evade consequences.

    In the interest of helping me avoid going to the cess pit known as Kiwi Farms, how did we confirm that this is factual?
     
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    Totally a real professional in the field and not somebody speculating because they don't even know what the HIPAA guidelines do and don't allow them to talk about.

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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "The Teflon Tard"?

     
  7. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I wonder if Chris is on a plane headed to Ukraine ready to take up arms against that MALE JERK Putin.
     
  8. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    You're implying that he's even remotely fit to serve in the military.
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris' big 18th really was the best day of his life.

    There was nothing after but the Life of Fail.
     
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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Most of this stuff we don't know for sure. We know he was 'transferred' out of his previous jail because it was an official statement. The stuff about him being in a psych ward, or Barb throwing his stuff out because she was 'triggered' by it just feels like Kiwi gossip at this point. I'd take it with a large pinch of salt.
     
  11. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    If Barb threw out all of Chris's stuff, it was probably due to the smell more than anything.
     
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    That place has needed a decent clean out for the better half of a decade. Although barb probably won't be able to do it all herself.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

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    Is the way Chris is going through the legal system "special" compared to how normal people go through it?
     
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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    You have to wonder. I'm not surprised it's taking so long considering what a heavily documented person Chris is. Even OJ Simpson's trial didn't take this long before it started.
     
  15. Henry Bemis

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    Insofar as "normal people" are criminally prosecuted, I would think most of them would want any proceedings over and done with as soon as possible by any means necessary. As much as Chris might want out of jail, I've no doubt Heilberg is pulling more than his share of the weight owing to his client's terminal indifference to adulting.
     
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    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    This reminds me of that thread that was active a while back about if chris would survive Vietnam. The answer is still, no.
     
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    That thread's a certified hood classic.
     
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