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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    If we get summoned to court, I propose we all cosplay as our avatars. Imagine CDi Link, this J-pop demon-princess character, Faunafox in a cross-dressing fursuit and Skeletor all walking into a courtroom together. It will be like something out of a Sonichu comic.

    Edit: I'll velcro a plush Kiwi bird to a pool floaty and drag it behind me on a leash, we'll say it's ToroidalBoat to get them off the hook.
     
  2. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    And I can probably roleplay as the Edward Gorey monster thing in my avi. I can also roleplay as the Doubtful Guest, since I've had that little guy as my avi a few times.

    [​IMG]
     
  3. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Imagine @Duhtay Wodes and I testifying as Dusty Rhodes and Ric Flair. :cwl:

    "THA STALLIN', PROFALLIN', LIMAHZEEN RODDIN' *WHOOO!* KISS TEALIN' SUNOFAHGUH HAS BEEN WATCHIN' THE MEDALLION-SHOVIN', INCEST-LOVIN', SONCHU-RIDIN' *WHOO!* INNALECHUUL PROPERTY-STEALIN' SONOFAGUH FAR YEARS!!!"
     
  4. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Probably if any troll ends up implicated in this case it'll be Bella.

    A lot of people who aren't well-versed in Christory (mainly YouTube 'commentator' types) seem to think Bella made Chris do the incest.

    BTW, I haven't really kept up with events around her - did she get expelled from university?
     
  5. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Bailiff escorting me to the trial:

    wikihow011.jpg
     
  6. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Ummm... I don't think showing up with my avatar would be beneficial to anyone.
     
  7. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Just strap yourself to the bailiff and pretend you're supposed to be there. This is America after all.


    Yes, for two years.
     
  8. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    HAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY... seriously WTF, Texas Tech?
     
  9. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Not long enough. Should have gotten the electric chair, SMH.
     
  10. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I wonder if he's lost weight because of an improved diet.
     
  11. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of Tiger (little cat) and Abby (tiny cat)

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    could be
    he could buy commissary, but they limit what you can get every day
     
  12. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    He's still drinking a lot of Fanta (and possibly doing something else to it).
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    wat

    (an oft repeated post)
     
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  14. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Checking the wiki since March be like:

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  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That time when Chris went quiet that was broken by the posting of that LEGO "high school" in October 2013 was more active than this.

    (Also wat is that? Tommy Pickles of Rugrats?)
     
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  16. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    On the plus side at least weens can't mess with him now.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    no more "Idea Guys"

    no more "Teen Troon Squad"

    no more "Sockness"

    no more "Praetor"

    no more "Bella"

    Instead there's likely competent staff people who aren't just church counselors.
     
  18. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Maybe I've just purged Sockness from my mind a bit too much, but is it documented that he placed harmful ideas into Chris' head a'la The Idea Guys?
    I thought he was more just a weirdo pseudo troll who may or may not have wanted to legit fuck Chris.
     
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  19. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    It's hard to get a read on Sockness the way one can with Chris, but what I gathered from him is that he is a lolcow who wants to be a troll, but also wants to be in on Chris's fantasy roleplay lifestyle. He made himself an OC in Chris's universe but went from trying to come across as childish and innocent to edgy and satanic when Chris didn't go along with his shit.

    He's almost a textbook controlling predator, but he's so fucking inept at it that he has to target Chris and his merge fantasies and even then Chris picked up on the toxic stranger danger vibes.
     
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  20. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    It didn't really help that Sockness liked to pull the "I MIGHT be a troll, but maybe I'm not, tee hee, I guess you'll never knowwww...." card sometimes.
    And yeah, you know you're a shit troll when even Chris is all "Mmmm, yeah....you're a weirdo....."
     
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