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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom - CWCki
     
  2. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Has Chris been able to contact Barb from jail?

    Based on what he was saying in the letters initially, I thought Barb was writing to him. Then I watched one of GiBi's monthly update videos where he mentioned that Chris saying this probably means he's 'astral projecting' himself, and hasn't been in contact with Barb in reality.

    I wonder if she's even capable of sitting down and writing a letter to Chris.
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

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    IIRC Chris was "trying to contact" Barb daily, so it looks like Chris has been banned from Barb's life.
     
  4. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Understandable. She's suffered enough.
     
  5. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    From what I've seen so far it looks like everything happening on Barb's end is just speculation. It's just as easily a possibility that Barb can't hear her phone or answer it in time.

    We may never have pics or documentation of what's going on inside 14BC again, but until the house is seized, emptied, and sold, we've got no proof for the state of Chris's hoard.
     
  6. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Time for Trashraider to strike again
     
  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Or all of chris' stuff ends up on the street in trash bags.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

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    Does Chris still have that hope that one day he'll "return suddenly" to the "temple" at 14BLC?

    It could be fading away, as this time is definitely unlike the previous times he went to jail.
     
  9. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Are weens actually going to the property on trash day each week to dig through and document their garbage?
     
  10. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Don't be ridiculous. When have weens ever done something embarassing for clout?
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It's amazing just how much the Jail of Fail really was because of Chris making failtastic choices.

    - Chris could've chosen not to incest Barb.

    - But he chose to "heal" Barb, and his bloated ego led him to brag about it online, because of course he did.

    - And if he already did incest Barb, he maybe could've avoided jail time by not acting up during the hearing.

    But he had to get his toys and act up like a little kid, so now Chris spends his big 4-0 in the Jail of Fail.
     
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  12. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    I bet all those people who said Chris wouldn't make it to 40 are all feeling very silly right about now.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

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    But can one say the way Chris lives now is really living?
     
  14. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    I'd like to believe he isn't alive or dead, but he's elevated to a higher level of consciousness after turning into a smiling beam of light telling us all to be at peace.


    Since Chris can't seem to do most things without Family Guy doing it first
     
  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Happy Christian Love Day.

    I'm going to celebrate by enjoying a nice tall glass of Fanta.
     
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    (the bold merge part is in cycling color text)
     
  17. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    Lordy, lordy. Look who's... oh, where do I even begin?
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

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  19. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    I was going to say "Look who's 40" but I don't think you can single Chris down to just one thing anymore. Even on a milestone birthday.
     
  20. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I wonder if his 40th birthday is better than his 30th? He's not a virgin this time.