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Legal Jail Letters (ITT: More Evidence Chris Nuttier than Squirrel Shit)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by PsychoNerd, Jan 25, 2022.

  1. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris plotting from behind bars is some Game of Thrones-level intrigue.
     
  2. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    It goes to show that Chris has a few genuinely sociopathic tendancies. I wonder if he just has little empathy naturally or if it's a product of his near solipsistic ego. But yeah, it is pretty disturbing. If Chris has no remorse about acting this way to the person he's been closest to his whole life, how might he act if he had power over you? Or anyone else?

    We've all seen him try to manipulate people and threaten them. Of course, he was always laughed out of the room because he's Chris, but given what he was like to Barb, it's actually scary to imagine what he might be doing to people if he had an inkling of social competence.
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    People are pretty much saying the same thing over on KF. Chris really doesn't see other minds besides his own.

    Chris really is a jerk. The way he treats pets - especially the cats during the fire - clearly points at that.
     
  4. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Thats probably the absolute best way to describe chris's morality. He's not a sociopath or evil, but he is petty, disingenuous and mean to pretty much everyone for very little reason. Chris has a lot to learn about being a decent human.
     
  5. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    It's a bit to late for that now.
     
  6. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I mean, that could be explained by autism, but most decent autistic people will realize what they did was wrong and the other person feels different than them when someone explains it and be like "Oh, god, I am so, so, so sorry" Chris hasn't no matter how many times people have said that he is an awful person for what he did. Deep down he knows what he did was wrong due to him hiding it, but he just didn't care because it was what he seemed to want for a long time to the point that people made jokes about it back in the day not realizing that it would actually happen when Barb was old and demented enough to let him.
     
  7. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    It’s his delusions. In the past despite his ego he at least seemed to understand certain things were wrong and at least make half-hearted apologies. Of course, back then, he didn’t believe he was literally God…
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    So much for speculation that Chris getting locked up would wake him from "goddess" delusion.

    Before the Jail of Fail, Chris thought he was a mere vidya pony "goddess", and now he thinks he's Christ.

    (maybe even The Bear too)
     
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  9. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I'm surprised we haven't heard word from Chris since the July 28th hearing.
     
  10. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    It hasn't been that long. Might still take a few days.

    Also, the CWCki says that David Heilberg wrote a letter to Chris. I wonder what he said. Either way I feel really bad for him. Does he know that Chris continues to incriminate himself in the letters he sends out?
     
  11. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Chris claims to have been written to by over 100 seperate people, so it's possible he's writing letters frequently and doesn't know the public at large hasn't heard from him, since as far as he's concerned, he's talking with everybody. I imagine most people aren't willing to risk doxxing by either Chris or the community at large by publishing their letters.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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  13. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    CWCki link: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_29_July_2022

    Of note:

    Barb's still in the house. Chris wants a Kickstarter to raise money to bribe her out of the house.

    Barb's "soul" is gone, and she is zombie-like. Chris says Barb has been unintelligible and lacking in physical and mental abilities since before June of 2021. So, if true, she definitely was able to provide consent!

    Barb's family don't think she's worth the gas money. Chris measures the distance between Harriet's house and Barb's with the standard unit of measurement; "as long as the American Rabbit" movie." Proving that Americans will use anything but the metric system.

    His lawyer told him he was supposed to go to a group home.

    He was restrained at the nut house because he tried to perform an exorcism on another patient. The first time in years Chris has even attempted exorcise.

    Sockness is worse than Putin, and so does not deserve a website.

    His full name is now "Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles and the Nation of Cwcville and old Comma, Creator of the Sonichu and Rosechu species of Pokemon, the one Avatar, thy Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all." He has forgotten "Ricardo".
     
  14. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Wanna bet he tried to curse the staff at the mental hospital?
     
  15. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Nice one
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Shows how egotistical and "Honor Roll" Chris is: it's like a deranged "royal title".

    Which goes well with how he talks at people instead of with them.
     
  17. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Missing his Islamic name, of course:
    إيان براندون أندرسون
     
  18. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    In all fairness, it could actually be possible the staff at the hospital were abusive, since mental hospitals have kind of a reputation for that. Of course, it would totally be a boy who cried wolf situation, and it's honestly more likely that chris threw a shit fit and smeared feces on the walls or whatever when the staff refused to call him Jesus.

    Fucking hell, this might be a new low. Insulting your mother after you've been arrested for raping her? I have no words. He wants to bribe her to leave, too. I don't believe what he said about nursing homes. He'd probably stick her in one the first chance he gets. Anything to be reunited with his toys. What an absolute scumbag.

    Yes chris, I'm sure the Ukranian children whose homes and families have been destroyed by Putin's war of aggression will totally, absolutely agree that a fat man who was mean to you on the internet is worse than a man who has killed countless people. Selfish prick.

    The only good thing about this letter is that he's still using the term "jerkop"
     
  19. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    This smells like denial on Chris's part. Given that Chris has been using Barb for years as an excuse to never leave the house, it must raise his hackles to know that Barb is still chugging along under Weston care (even if it's just the occasional visit) and with no input from him whatsoever.

    Of course, he's also passive-aggressively wishing the old broad would drop, so who can say?
     
  20. SonichuShoes

    SonichuShoes Well-Known Member

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    I hope Chris keeps tacking on more titles and names until it fills a page, like some old aristocrat.

    "His Imperial and Royal Majesty Wilhelm II, By the Grace of God, German Emperor and King of Prussia, Margrave of Brandenburg, Burgrave of Nuremberg, Count of Hohenzollern, Duke of Silesia and of the County of Glatz, Grand Duke of the Lower Rhine and of Posen, Duke of Saxony, of Angria, of Westphalia, of Pomerania and of Lunenburg, Duke of Schleswig, of Holstein and of Crossen, Duke of Magdeburg, of Bremen, of Guelderland and of Jülich, Cleves and Berg, Duke of the Wends and the Kashubians, of Lauenburg and of Mecklenburg, Landgrave of Hesse and in Thuringia, Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia, Prince of Orange, of Rugen, of East Friesland, of Paderborn and of Pyrmont, Prince of Halberstadt, of Münster, of Minden, of Osnabrück, of Hildesheim, of Verden, of Kammin, of Fulda, of Nassau and of Moers, Princely Count of Henneberg, Count of the Mark, of Ravensberg, of Hohenstein, of Tecklenburg and of Lingen, Count of Mansfeld, of Sigmaringen and of Veringen, Lord of Frankfurt."