Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by PsychoNerd, Jan 25, 2022.
Believe me. Sonichu is heretical to the core.
BURN THE HERITIC!
If Chris had been around in medieval times I'm sure he would have been burned at the stake.
Chris wouldn't have survived along enough to be an adult in medieval times. Chris would've been lucky to make it past 12 back then honestly.
There was a guy named Giordano Bruno who was burned at the stake in the Renaissance for saying there's other worlds around other suns, among other things. If Chris somehow went back to the Middle Ages with the cartoon pony hedgehog godhood delusions, the best he could've hoped for was being thrown in a nuthouse because he's clearly crazy - if medieval nuthouses were a thing.
Nope. If chris went back in time the best he could look forward to would be begging for food as a village idiot. Middle of the road would have been an exorcism. Burning at the stake would have only been if he had pulled the "I am God trick."
Also if he had pulled the "hedgehog defensive tactic" that would have probably gotten him a good kicking.
And the exorcists would think "Sonichu" is the name of the demon possessing him?
"This art piece was created while Christine was still incarcerated in Orange County Jail.
The drawing depicts Christine descending from heaven in her Goddess form. All powerful and all knowing, she dispenses her knowledge and divine retribution. Let the trolls tremble.
We were told to say this.
This piece is framed and autographed."
-Praetor, on Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's Second Coming
I want to vomit.
While we're on this subject, although many say the recent letters have been really hateful towards his antagonists, percieved or otherwise, I think his recent rhetoric isn't much different from, or maybe even a step down from what he traditionally says, as shown by his belief that hell is now "defunct." (stated in a recent letter) He definitely does seem to be focusing on it more, though. If I had to guess, it's probably just him malding over having to face the consequenses of his own actions, and not a permanent decline in his mental state. Old habits die hard.
Also, it really says something about the doctrine of hell when even an individual as disturbed as Chris Chan rejects it.
New letter from the Jail of Fail on the CWCki. Now Chris is denying the "Soul Bonding" involved sex.
Also Chris calls Null "NULL the Judas".
Chris does tend to have that effect on people who aren't Chris.
It shows just how disturbed those who came up with it back in the "Iron Age" were.
Even others back then - also including a number of early Christians - didn't believe in eternal torture in fire.
Yeah, hell wasn't something that early Christians believed in and even today the majority of Jews don't believe in it. I think it only took off with the Catholic Church.
He came so close to quoting a meme, I'm disappointed.
Also I think this is the first time he's outright said 'I didn't have sex with Barb' instead of hiding behind 'soul-bonding'.
What if Chris really does think Bill Clinton is a role model?
Hey, now. There's a fine line between having an affair because your wife is Hillary Clinton and actually fucking your own mother.
More like that line is about as wide as chris' ego.
that is a very long line
Or his ass
Sick Burn - YouTube
Looks like there's been another letter. More of the usual delusional derping.
Jail Letter - 13 June 2022 - CWCki
(and of course Chris believes pride isn't a sin)
Well at least he gets to make drawings.
That thing he said about Helena's mother is disgusting. As typical, he's so deep in his own delusions that he can barely understand how normal humans think.
Also, what's the point of releasing a 'summary' instead of the actual letter Chris wrote?
Something to make chris feel important.
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