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Legal Jail Letters (ITT: More Evidence Chris Nuttier than Squirrel Shit)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by PsychoNerd, Jan 25, 2022.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris demands people not post what he writes - maybe because of lawyer advice - and people like Kengle and Helena want to follow that so Chris won't stop writing to them?
     
  2. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    I personally never understood that. Considering the sentiment that surrounds Chris oribters, that they could essentially just as well fabricate anything that Chris has said, I don't see why you'd need to regard Chris's wishes like that, and look sus. All he's going to do is threaten you by saying that Angelica's going to put a curse on you or some shit. Other than that, he has no real control over who shares his letters.

    On the other hand though, people were also kind of pissed when this guy revealed the name of the Western State Hospital employee, the dude's probably not taking any risks with this. But then again, you're still writing to Chris, so there's an inherent risk no matter what you do.
     
  3. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I think people are humoring Chris for the sake of Chris be cooperative sending more letters, what I fail to understand is why Chris feels the need to tell people not to post the letters online, so far it seems all the damning stuff Chris has shaird has been in letters where he either doesn't mention posting or specifically asks for the letter to be posted; assuming the recipients of the letters have left out of their summaries details that would work against Chris in court, but a doubt that.
     
  4. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I mean, how would Chris even enforce this without any internet access? I get his lawyer probably told him to say that, but still, I mean, how can he know they are being posted about online? Hasn't he learned that anything he says privately to people from the internet will get leaked eventually?
     
  5. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I don't think Chris is hiding anything in the letters he asks them not to post. I think Chris just goes through moods when it comes to his privacy, so his willingness to broadcast everything to the internet is more sporadic. That might not have changed much while he's in jail.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

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    Chris learns?
     
  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    No, and he hasn't gotten better.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

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    New letter from the Jail of Fail. It's just a summary again.

     
  9. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Who the fuck is Helena Fiorenza?
     
  10. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Some orbiter from South America.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Why are people even "orbiting" Chris?

    (aside from him being fat that is)
     
  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Weens desperately wanting attention.
     
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    slow in the minds think they can get some of Chris's limelight for themselves
    or they're like Kengle and think they can befriend and help Chris, which LOL, better people than you have tried
    or like Sockness they have some sinister reason for trying to butter up Chris
    so yeah, they have some weird ulterior motive and they want to use Chris to get something that they want
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Kengle could have all those motives combined when he plays Lolcow Roundup. Befriend all the lolcows, become one of "the cool kids", turn lolcowdom into some freakish business.

    In any case, if you're a lolcow, it's pretty much guaranteed that Kengle will try to contact you.
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    New letter dropped on the CWCki.

    Jail Letter - 4 July 2022 - CWCki

     
  16. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I laughed at this part.
     
  17. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Recently Chris has sent out a some jail art on the back of a commissary receipt; he crossed out the information but he didn't do the best job, here's the information highlighted in red:

    crossedout.png

    A few things of note:
    • Chris seems to be housed in the medical wing of the jail, I think he mentioned in one of the first few letters but I don't remember
    • Chris bought six bags of popcorn
    • Chris has $460.15 in his account, I guess he's gotten a lot of money from weens/praetor, Chris keeps this money by the way
     
  18. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Six bags of popcorn? How big are those bags? Are they the size of the standard microwave popcorn bags or those little chip baggies that you get as a side with a sandwich at a cafe typically?

    Still, damn...
     
  19. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    She used to be one of Chris's minor enablers. She edited real life photos, and included pictures of Chris's characters or her OCs in them, though she was also one of the major contributors to Chris's TSSSF cards. She has also done some actual roleplaying as one of her OCs (a femboy rabbit named "Pickchu") with Chris, apparently to the point of Chris actually implementing the character into his canon, and declaring him as his fifth lover in his polyamorous marriage. She appears to have a circle of friends in the CWC-sphere on Twitter which, believe it or not, includes Sergeant at Arms.

    Nowadays she's pretty much gained noteriety in the same way Kengle did for the way she handles jail letters, writing to Chris when she previously claimed she wouldn't talk to Chris anymore.
     
  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    For fucks sakes, chris found another tugboat.