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Legal Jail Letters (ITT: More Evidence Chris Nuttier than Squirrel Shit)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by PsychoNerd, Jan 25, 2022.

  1. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    By the way, Chris claimed that Jacob Sockness was dead in the latest letter, even though he isn't. Does anyone know what's up with that? I don't follow Chris's orbiters as much as Chris himself.
     
  2. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz HERE! HAVE SOME BOMBS!

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    Man, I sure wish Jacob was dead.
    *HI, A-LOG!*
     
  3. JSMK2

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    I can't find anything that says he is, but I don't know his social media (if Sockness even has any).
     
  4. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 Certified very intelligent human being

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    I know Sockness used to have Twitter. He might still be active on it but I would use caution as he was known to post pictures of his genitals.
     
  5. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Apperently Barb's been stealing Chris's tugboat. Chris has instructed someone from praetor to contact police for that as well as emotional abuse, pet abuse and neglect, and suicide threats, according to a recent letter. Curious how he's suddenly aware of how bad she is now that she stands in the way of Chris and his hoard...
     
  6. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Beyond charging room and board?
    Didn't Marvin also once say she was borrowing against some life insurance policy of Chris's?

    Much like how the only thing Chris took away from blarms therapy was "PTSD", this has to be due to Western State staff gently suggesting Barb was never Mother of the Year material.
     
  7. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 Certified very intelligent human being

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    Was this always happening? To be honest Chris and Barb's relationship always felt a little like an abusive romantic relationship.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

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    To me it felt freakish and "toxic" since Charb were the only ones left in 14 BLC.
     
  9. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    It was always toxic at 14 BLC.
     
  10. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    In more ways than one, too. I hope those cleaners who went over there a few months ago had CBRN gear.
     
  11. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 Certified very intelligent human being

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    I'm pretty convinced that COVID originated in Ruckersville, not Wuhan.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

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    What if "monkey pox" came from there too?

    And the bird flu? And the swine flu also?

    :thinking:
     
  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 Certified very intelligent human being

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    I mean, Chris's first word WAS 'monkey'...
     
  14. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    If any diseases originate from 14BC, it wouldn't be lightweight shit like that. Whatever is spawned from that foul abyss would be fit for the garden of Nurgle.
     
  15. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz HERE! HAVE SOME BOMBS!

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    You mean like Branchland Court's Resident Evil fridge?
     
  16. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 Certified very intelligent human being

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    Oh God, don't remind me.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

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    Storing "samples" in the freezer is totally something mentally healthy and intelligent people do. :confused:
     
  18. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Remember what Chris said about Barb and nursing homes? Well, now he's trying to put her in one, according to someone who corresponded with Chris in a recent letter.
     
  19. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    He's apperently also planned out new comics, but it's probably too late for anyone to give a shit.

    He's laid out extremely detailed plans that span multiple pages for what he'll add, change, and remove, so at least he has his priorities in order while awaiting felony charges.

    I would reccommend going through some of these letters or even older chats if you have the time. Some interesting nuggets to be found there.
     
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  20. ToroidalBoat

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    Although I may still be curious what future fails Chris may get into, I think I'm pretty much done with stuff a deranged incestuous freak in Virginia says or draws.