Legal Jail Letters (ITT: More Evidence Chris Nuttier than Squirrel Shit)

By the way, Chris claimed that Jacob Sockness was dead in the latest letter, even though he isn't. Does anyone know what's up with that? I don't follow Chris's orbiters as much as Chris himself.

 

Man, I sure wish Jacob was dead.
*HI, A-LOG!*

 

I can't find anything that says he is, but I don't know his social media (if Sockness even has any).

 

I know Sockness used to have Twitter. He might still be active on it but I would use caution as he was known to post pictures of his genitals.

 

Apperently Barb's been stealing Chris's tugboat. Chris has instructed someone from praetor to contact police for that as well as emotional abuse, pet abuse and neglect, and suicide threats, according to a recent letter. Curious how he's suddenly aware of how bad she is now that she stands in the way of Chris and his hoard...

 

Beyond charging room and board?
Didn't Marvin also once say she was borrowing against some life insurance policy of Chris's?

Much like how the only thing Chris took away from blarms therapy was "PTSD", this has to be due to Western State staff gently suggesting Barb was never Mother of the Year material.

 

Was this always happening? To be honest Chris and Barb's relationship always felt a little like an abusive romantic relationship.

 

To me it felt freakish and "toxic" since Charb were the only ones left in 14 BLC.

 

It was always toxic at 14 BLC.

 

In more ways than one, too. I hope those cleaners who went over there a few months ago had CBRN gear.

 

I'm pretty convinced that COVID originated in Ruckersville, not Wuhan.

 

What if "monkey pox" came from there too?

And the bird flu? And the swine flu also?

:thinking:

 

I mean, Chris's first word WAS 'monkey'...

 

If any diseases originate from 14BC, it wouldn't be lightweight shit like that. Whatever is spawned from that foul abyss would be fit for the garden of Nurgle.

 

You mean like Branchland Court's Resident Evil fridge?

 

Oh God, don't remind me.

 

Storing "samples" in the freezer is totally something mentally healthy and intelligent people do.

 

Remember what Chris said about Barb and nursing homes? Well, now he's trying to put her in one, according to someone who corresponded with Chris in a recent letter.

 

He's apperently also planned out new comics, but it's probably too late for anyone to give a shit.

He's laid out extremely detailed plans that span multiple pages for what he'll add, change, and remove, so at least he has his priorities in order while awaiting felony charges.

I would reccommend going through some of these letters or even older chats if you have the time. Some interesting nuggets to be found there.

 

Although I may still be curious what future fails Chris may get into, I think I'm pretty much done with stuff a deranged incestuous freak in Virginia says or draws.