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FB 9/27 - Advice on getting a sweetheart

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Sep 27, 2017.

  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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  2. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Hmm guess he has it all figured out now...
     
  3. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    This... kinda triggers me for some reason. I think it's the rhyming. Hate poetry, poetry sucks.
     
  4. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    I want to point out Chris’s on-again off-again relationship has lasted 20 days at this time of writing.
     
  5. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    How long were the other ones, again?
     
  6. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    "Keep Heart, Have hope and faith. Life is a coinkie-dink strafe."

    And the English language suffers greatly.
     
  7. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    You can just feel it reverberating across the world, these pangs of agony. Almost makes me wonder where he got the word "coinkie-dink". Euphemism, perhaps?
     
  8. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    At least a month
     
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  9. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Ah. Should expect stuff, then.
     
  10. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    the moment that he thinks he has a girlfriend he thinks he can start teaching others how to get a girl.
     
  11. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    It's the stupidity of the SlutHaters cranked up to an 11
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Is that what pestering female cartoonists on social media is called?
     
  13. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    The coinkie-dink strafe is my favorite move in quake 3
     
  14. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    Just "coincidence." I've heard people say it as a jokey kind of thing. He probably got it from MLP.

    Also, that advice is rich coming from someone who made a dating profile called "direct2sex."
     
  15. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    "Don't be stingy with your love. Go and share it all. But don't record yourself fucking a sex doll."
     
  16. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    Dear Chris,

    I have a less healthy relationship (and much less sexual) with my mommy than you. I've been cheated on and hit quite often by girls.

    I prefer not to trust your advice.

    Signed,
    Your buddy who's banging a girl who doesn't care about him
     
  17. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    I mean, this doesn't actually apply to me, but whatever. Feel Bro Hug anyway. Because I'm tired and don't see if this be joke or real.
     
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  18. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    Thanks for the caring regardless of the level of truth in the post, part of the fun of the internet, is anonymity, people can safely vent, the other, we can lie for humorous effect.

    Perhaps both parts of my post were real :) This isn't about me, it's about Chris.
     
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  19. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Gotcha. Me being burned out and tired is what makes me like this. And Chris can haz feelz hugz too, I don't care...
     
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  20. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Life's POV as it launches another coinkie-dink strafing run on the train of autism that is Chris' life:

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