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Favorite Chris moments

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, Jan 27, 2019.

  1. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    He's got two imaginary ones with one of them being Mewtwo now, yeah?
     
  2. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, it seems that way. I mean, I wasn't shocked by his whole tomgirl thing due to how repressed he always seemed to behave before that. I am not shocked by this either.
     
  3. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    The Virgin With Rage song was great.
     
  4. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Straight men don't feel the need to stare at a Sailor Moon poster on a daily basis to "keep on the straight path". I've said this before, but absolutely none of the gay people I've met act even remotely as gay as Classic Chris.
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    On the CWCki they said he was gayer than most gay men
     
  6. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    The reason he changed the lyrics was so he could be inclusive to lesbians. It now says 'I'm already taken', which doesn't flow as naturally - and besides it still implies that he has a partner, defeating the point of the song.

    Fitting, then, that he decided to end the Love Quest and declare himself married to his OC's.
     
  7. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    My favorite moment from Chris was when he thought it was a good idea to edit his ED page with a bunch of crap mixed with real information about himself.
     
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  8. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I’m absolutely amazed by this, flabbergasted even.
    He really thought that ED would ease off on trolling him if he just made a video explaining that he is ‘misunderstood’ and explaining ‘Please be patient, I have autism and shit myself regularly’.
    He genuinely thought that would work.
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Honor Roll" thought an "overload with TMI" tactic would work.

    Where did he get that idea anyway?
     
  10. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Probably from some cartoon involving a robot that self-destructs.

    In a similar manner, he really thought that wearing a sports bra with 'WANT WOMAN!' on it would make the ladies flock to him.
     
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I think it's because "Honor Roll" easily goes into a dazed stupor when overwhelmed with information.

    And then he projects that onto the trolls.
     
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  12. Commander Shadowsun

    Commander Shadowsun The Autist Formerly Known as Surtur

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  13. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, he is what gay people would call a "Narnia Gay" where he is so in denial that it is like he is having adventures in Narnia with Aslan.
     
  14. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    oh yeah, I've heard that before
    he's so far in the closet he's met Mr. Tumnus, LOL
     
  15. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Worst part of this statement is that Chris himself would have unironically believed that (in the literal sense) if he actually knew about The Chronicles of Narnia.
    (Or, you know, if he actually bothered to read any book that's not Goosebumps.)
     
  16. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    If Chris knew about Narnia he'd never come out of the closet and I mean that in more ways then one.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If Chris read the Narnia books or at least saw the movies, he'd likely want to be a female egotistical Aslan.
     
  18. SecondInCommand

    SecondInCommand Ballpit. Please don't jump.

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    Maybe but I always saw Chris as more of a Voldemort.

    Tbh, I'm rather surprised Twigass (Chris ain't really chunky rn) never dabbled in HP lore.
     
  19. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    He came around on the Harry Potter books - probably because it’s something millennial women stereotypically like and he decided he could use it to get some china.
    As for Narnia, that series would probably feed his delusions even more. He might have started to think he was Jesus way earlier than he actually did.
     
  20. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    IDK I think the symbolism in Narnia would go over his head, LOL