Favorite Chris moments

Yeah, it seems that way. I mean, I wasn't shocked by his whole tomgirl thing due to how repressed he always seemed to behave before that. I am not shocked by this either.

 

The Virgin With Rage song was great.

 

Straight men don't feel the need to stare at a Sailor Moon poster on a daily basis to "keep on the straight path". I've said this before, but absolutely none of the gay people I've met act even remotely as gay as Classic Chris.

 

On the CWCki they said he was gayer than most gay men

 

The reason he changed the lyrics was so he could be inclusive to lesbians. It now says 'I'm already taken', which doesn't flow as naturally - and besides it still implies that he has a partner, defeating the point of the song.

Fitting, then, that he decided to end the Love Quest and declare himself married to his OC's.

 

My favorite moment from Chris was when he thought it was a good idea to edit his ED page with a bunch of crap mixed with real information about himself.

 

I’m absolutely amazed by this, flabbergasted even.
He really thought that ED would ease off on trolling him if he just made a video explaining that he is ‘misunderstood’ and explaining ‘Please be patient, I have autism and shit myself regularly’.
He genuinely thought that would work.

 

"Honor Roll" thought an "overload with TMI" tactic would work.

Where did he get that idea anyway?

 

Probably from some cartoon involving a robot that self-destructs.

In a similar manner, he really thought that wearing a sports bra with 'WANT WOMAN!' on it would make the ladies flock to him.

 

I think it's because "Honor Roll" easily goes into a dazed stupor when overwhelmed with information.

And then he projects that onto the trolls.

 

(7) The Chronicles of Chris chan - I've got a fish. - YouTube

I don't know why this in particular makes me laugh so hard, the look on his face, the weird dancing, or the awful attempt at lip syncing but this is still one of my favorites.

 

Yeah, he is what gay people would call a "Narnia Gay" where he is so in denial that it is like he is having adventures in Narnia with Aslan.

 

oh yeah, I've heard that before
he's so far in the closet he's met Mr. Tumnus, LOL

 

Worst part of this statement is that Chris himself would have unironically believed that (in the literal sense) if he actually knew about The Chronicles of Narnia.
(Or, you know, if he actually bothered to read any book that's not Goosebumps.)

 

If Chris knew about Narnia he'd never come out of the closet and I mean that in more ways then one.

 

If Chris read the Narnia books or at least saw the movies, he'd likely want to be a female egotistical Aslan.

 

Maybe but I always saw Chris as more of a Voldemort.

Tbh, I'm rather surprised Twigass (Chris ain't really chunky rn) never dabbled in HP lore.

 

He came around on the Harry Potter books - probably because it’s something millennial women stereotypically like and he decided he could use it to get some china.
As for Narnia, that series would probably feed his delusions even more. He might have started to think he was Jesus way earlier than he actually did.

 

IDK I think the symbolism in Narnia would go over his head, LOL