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Favorite Chris moments

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, Jan 27, 2019.

  1. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Planet Chris? Reminds me a little of Aaron McCluskey (and if you don't know who that is don't look it up, not that it's offensive or anything but just kinda depressing).
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It could have a yellow moon around it.
     
  3. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Hats off to Liquid Chris's Patrick Warburton impersonation, but him repeating everything he just said but in a whisper should have given it away. Isn't that a sign of austism? I swear, the trolls are as autistic as Chris sometimes.
     
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  4. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Probably my favorite would be "The man in the pickle suit tricked me again" just because of how surreal it sounds out of context.

    I also liked the Miyamoto saga
     
  5. Dunsparce

    Dunsparce Out of Control

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    I like the Parappa contest saga a lot because this was pre 4chan, so Chris was just being himself with no troll influences. Also meant he didn't get any of the actually good prizes, since he himself was the only one stuffing the ballot.
     
  6. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Assuming Chris wasn't in prison, he'd probably automatically win any internet contests that allow public voting at this point, unless he was up against a more famous content creator. I'm kind of glad he never realized this.
     
  7. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Chris vs. Linkara DEATH BATTLE
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    as an owl may hoot:

    "who?"
     
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  9. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Don't you talk about me, you son of a bitch!
    Who said that? What is that—
    It's me, The Light Bringer!
    Look, there he is- there he is. Get him the hell out of here!
    *Cuts to the audience beating the shit out of him, ripping his jacket off
    Throw him out into cold, don't give him his jacket!
    *Meanwhile Doug Walker is looking on going:
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    BUILD THAT WALL!
     
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  10. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I never hated the guy (some of his content can be enjoyable), but he does have an... interesting past.
     
  11. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    that was a classic
     
  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Also 'q-sand'. I don't know why he abbreviated that. To sound 'down with the kids' I guess?
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Also "Mitsu" (for "Mitsubishi") sounds annoying coming from Chris.

    It's likely he pronounces the "i" like in "icky" - which is what Chris has been at least since he incested Barb.
     
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  15. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    My favorite Chris moment is probably the blarms saga. It's the most surreal and "this guy's gotta be kidding" of anything Chris has ever done, including fucking his mom.
     
  16. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    It's not a normal person who spends a weekend in jail over a minor change to a cartoon character's appearance.
     
  17. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    And then buys the game they almost got a felony over anyway.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It's also not a normal person who spends over a year in jail over committing incest with his elderly mother.
     
  19. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    It's almost like Chris isn't a normal person.
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    There is a non-zero chance of that...