Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, Jan 27, 2019.
That is an understatement
Underrated Chris quote (from Twitter in 2019):
I always laugh at this, like it's almost normal but he just had to add his own spin. 'I miss my father every day. He truly was one of the greatest electric hedgehogs who ever lived'.
Would the contest be who verbally shits on their won fans the most lol?
At least Chris has a product that's so bad it's good. Linkara's shit is run-of-the-mill, and he wanted to get all snippy because the people who actually paid him to make his mediocre shit wanted him to quit dragging his ass.
'No rape! Just hamsters!'
I like that Chris got upset at high school graduation because he wasn't recognized for being good at math or art
IDK why he bragged that he was doing well in math, he never really used it after high school plus he thinks a 12-pack weighs 50 lbs (it weighs 8-10 lbs)
he has always fancied himself an artist so I get why he was upset for not getting the art award (although there were probably a few kids in his class who were making almost professional quality art by the end of high school)
A lot of what I really remember fondly about Chris boils down to his quotes...
'I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff broccoli, I stuff green beans, I stuff corn, I stuff carrots!'
'I do not, repeat not, um, piddle my cats.'
'If I ever see a penis, uh, I just look away...'
I think these quotes are funny just as much for his inflections and speech patterns as what he's actually saying.
A dang dirty troll has some cut-up fun with one of Chris's most well-known videos. This makes me smile to this day.
this is a classic
Spoiler: Fuck me. (Middle panel.)
One can tell that's a totally unbiased court with that CWC logo on the judge's... thing judges sit on.
I liked the video he filmed when there were MEN burning tree stumps in the field next the the rental property and started wigging out about it.
And that's where "shovel mech" came from.
"Consarnit. They don't have-a lick-a common sense!"
[stock photo of a movie projector]
Looking back this would make a good meme track like that shitty recorder cover of My Heart Will Go On.
oh god that stupid attempt at growing a beard. When chris was trying to look more mature and manly. ... never thought I'd look at him here and think this was the SANE chris.
I love it when he said "I have a Boyfriend" because he sounds like he is saying that he has a boyfriend
I think he changed the lyrics because of that eventually.
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