Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, Jan 27, 2019.
I shouldn't read this thread when I'm having lunch.
You shouldn't read any Chris thread when you are having lunch
I've been witness to so much of Chris' antics as they happened that pretty much my entire life from 2008-2011 was peppered with moments of anticipation waiting for Chris' next video to drop and then howling at the utter nonsense he got up to. But if I had to pick my personal favorite moment out of everything in Christory I would have to go with the video where he transforms into his "super mode" which is just him painted blue and wearing some paper Sonichu ears.
Seeing Chris dressed up like this juxtaposed with the way he says "don't torture me" is fucking kino. Plus watching him constantly readjust the falling ear while describing his super form is just too perfect. It feels like an elaborate skit but of course it isn't.
Honorable mentions include both the "Smell Your Dick" and "It's Okay to be Gay" singalongs and the video where he paints his face to look like Clyde Cash while wearing that shirt that says "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE".
I remember some of the forum members back in the days of the Cwckiforums getting into a debate whether his dick would still smell by five in the morning. We concluded it would depend whether or not he did anal unprotected with Diamond or not or if Diamond had an STD or some bacterial infection and he didn't wear a condom. But yet, if he did wear a condom, his dick would smell like latex probably, though that would also depend how long the smell of latex lingers.
that one lolcow really is a follower of Nurgle and Slaanesh (AKA he is a HERETIC)
'I GOT WHAT I DESERVE'. What a genius T-shirt. And sure enough, he did... it only took over a decade...
Better late than never eh?
IIRC Snyder's willingness to forgive Chris was the only reason he didn't go to jail over the assault. Chris, of course, responded to this kindness by talking shit about him both to his face in a court of law and on the internet years after. I'll say it before and I'll say it again: with all the memes and trolling and infamy, it's easy to forget that Chris is just a bad person.
The arrest wasn't the bottom of an innocent autistic person's downward spiral caused by internet bullying, it was an egotistical asshole finally seeing real consequenses for their actions. The trolling (although it definitely went too far many times) was just incidental to that.
Imagine how different Christory would be if Snyder twisted the knife.
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I mean, it is something to think about when you are cheating and why if you are going to cheat just get a blowjob. We sadly weren't able to get definitive answers from the internet at the time for how long the smell of latex lingers. The only thing we were able to find was stuff with mattresses which lasts for a few days, but nothing about condoms. I suppose it is safe to assume that his dick would still smell of latex if he used a condom regardless
I think it would smell of rotten watermelon masked with AXE body spray (for STRAIGHT MEN only).
I think he smells better now because they make him shower or hose him off if he smells bad
Speaking of great Chris moments, just that letter he wrote to Unilever.
was that the Axe body spray one?
Wait, that is right, he did write a letter to Unilever!
I also remember the ad he did with Sonichu and Rosechu where Rosechu is like "May I orbit your belt?" which is like, how is that supposed to work because orbiting usually implies going around in circles
Hey, we don't know what they're into.
True, this was made by the guy who invented missionary cowgirl so maybe it is that which is intercourse where you are literally just rolling around
In the ‘can’t decide if this is a great moment or a terrible one’ files: Jack Thaddeus.
He was essentially the symbol of weens and A-Logs who latch onto Chris just to cover for their own issues. Chris ACTUALLY MANAGED to shut him down.
Jack’s insults were adolescent at best and Chris showed some sense and power in the situation - but was sadly powerless when it came to other trolls.
It seemed like for a moment Chris actually had some self-awareness. It was all a lie.
I also get the sense that if Jack was for real (not an intentionally pathetic ‘persona’) he could’ve ended up being a lolcow in his own right.
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