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Favorite Chris moments

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, Jan 27, 2019.

  1. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Much like the "Kasey and her Father" call, it really was one of those moments where you just have to laugh and go "....Yep, as blatantly fake as this is, Chris believes it...."

    (Then again, Chris believed that a 13 year boy doing an *incredibly* unconvincing falsetto voice was Julie, so...)
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    And that clearly different girls were all "Blanca Weiss"...
     
  3. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I sometimes forget about that in terms of Christory. I remember looking on the CWCki and seeing the three pics of "Blanca" and saying to myself "These are three *totally* different girls.....you mean to tell me Chris didn't have *one* moment of clarity and get suspicious about that?" But then again, it *is* Chris, so...
     
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  4. ToroidalBoat

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    Chris had to study himself in a mirror to figure out what he looked like to draw Comic Chris.

    And he still never got a consistent character.
     
  5. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    In Chris's defense, there are some white girls out there that are so basic, you could mistake them for the same girl lol.
     
  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    True, but these three girls were all *very* different from one another. Like, you'd only need to look at each pic once and say "Yep, those are three different girls the trolls gave as Blanca..."
     
  7. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I just checked put the Blanca pics again. Holy shit, I forgot that one of the Blanca Weiss's was Asian.:cwl::cwl::cwl:
     
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  8. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Some of my favorite Christorical moments are when the plans of weens backfire and embarass them. Some examples include Chris shitting on that stupid banana OC, Hirtes being completely ignored and then getting exposed, and Bella throwing a shit fit when her mountains of dirty laundry were put online.
     
  9. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Hirtes was especially funny, given the lengths he went through to torment our favorite manchild, trying very hard to be a Clyde Cash.....and the stupid fucker turned out to be as big a sped as Chris.
     
  10. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Not gonna lie, I get a little bit of a hard-on everytime weens get doxxed and embarrassed. I think everytime it happens, an angel gets its wings.
     
  11. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    I liked chris's second ever uploaded video, where the fame had ALREADY gone right to his head.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

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    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    It's really stupid and minor but I like the Hitler medallion. It's such cheap low-effort trolling and Chris gives it just the dignity it deserves.
     
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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Obvious picks, but the Lars Call and the Kacey's Father Call.
    The second one has the amazing quote where 'Matthew' says '[Kacey] reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat', and then Chris says 'No, I stuff VEGETABLES down my throat!'

    Love that. That's Chris in a nutshell.
     
  15. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    The way Chris says "I want to hold you in my arms, sweetheart" is hilariously rote. Like, in some deeply repressed and ignored corner in his brain, he's thinking "This is, what? sweetheart number ten? Eleven?"
     
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    “The Pickle Man fooled me again” is comedic genius.
     
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    The way Chris says "at least I am doing this and I have myself a woman, so there." always made me think even he realized how silly it was. Like he was trying to justify it to himself.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

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    What if Chris' autistic face blindness made him see that "cosplay" as the "spittin' image" of the fursona?
     
  19. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Ironic, if so. I've seen it here and there that Sonic's strong appeal among those with autism spectrum disorders is in in part because of the characters' great big expressive (unsubtle) faces.
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

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    The facial expressions of people IRL can be very subtle or even undetectable to an autistic. Reading emotion IRL can be like reading a fine-print book with no pictures.

    The apparent lack of emotion in real people to an autist also surely doesn't help any lack of empathy an autist may have.

    But sanic faces are extremely expressive. Reading them is like a large-print book with pictures.