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Chris Chan did not escape from prison.

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Cyan, Aug 29, 2022.

  1. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Isn't ADF originally from New Jersey? Also in one of the documentary videos I've seen about him, there's a clip saying he has an Oedipus complex. It just makes you wonder...
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    yep

    "ADF"* then struck his mom over an argument about blowing money on cosplay. Around the same time, the name changes began. Since then, "ADF" was traveling about homeless before finally getting the "Spudcave"** in Portland. Originally "ADF" wanted to live in some mythical El Dorado "trans-friendly commune" not run by "cis" people. I guess more realistic expectations set in.

    *("ADF" = "Australatina Defense Force" - "Australatina" is like the "CWCville" of "ADF")

    **("Spudcave" = what the apartment has been called on KF because of jokes comparing "ADF" to a potato)
     
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  3. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    yeah, ADF is from Jersey, he worked at a Wawa (a convenience store) for a few years and IIRC that's his work history
    anyway, Chris worked for Wendy's, Cutco (a scammy place) and he had some unpaid jobs (Pokemon gym leader at a few places, which sound like they barely tolerated him)
    the only job he had that he made any money at other than fast food were his online sales, and that was from weens and he got kicked off from some of those places
     
  4. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I've been to New Jersey once. They don't have any left turns on the roads, it pissed me off.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    "ADF" quit Wawa because they couldn't change the nametag to the new name quick enough, IIRC.

    I kind of forget how "ADF" is relevant to "Christory" though. Something about "Jack Thaddeus".
     
  6. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Some of the trolls told Chris that Jack Thaddeus's actual identity was ADF. This wasn't true, but ADF was perfectly happy to make videos of his own messing with Chris.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

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    I think that was during the "Calling Out Saga", so the early '00s at the latest.

    A lot sure has changed with both "ADF" and CWC since then...
     
  8. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    And since that time, :fatman: (the guy Chris thought was Alec Benson Leary) has probably died.
    Either that, or Fat Man somehow moved to Japan for a successful sumo wrestling career.
     
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  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I looked it up and a sumo lives 60-65 on average
    about 90% of people in the US live to 60 or older, so as I've said before, CWC will probably survive into his 60s
     
  10. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    Apparently he is still alive.
     
  11. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    GodBear has a sick sense of humor so Chris will outlive all of us.
     
  12. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Chris, DSP and cockroaches will be what's left after the inevitable heat death of the universe.

    (Maybe Hooves/ADF too if artery blockage due to cheese intake don't take him out.)
     
  13. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    Wow now I finally understand why in the Sopranos Melfi asked Tony so much about whether he wanted to fuck his mom.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    scenario in ~20-30 billion AD:

    The Big Rip happens after all.

    In the final stage before planets and smaller subjects are torn asunder by the ever-accelerating expansion of spacetime, Chris thinks it's "da merge" finally happening.
     
  15. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    wasn't that the plot for Red Dwarf, the last person alive is a space bum named Lister
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    I dunno. :confused:

    "The Big Rip" is one theory of how the universe could end, along with "The Big Crunch" and "The Big Freeze".
     
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  17. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Chris would probably get fucked up in a Jersey jail though
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

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    But "New Jersey Chris" likely wouldn't be in one for "healing" Barb - unless they could charge him with rape.
     
  19. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    Leela - "Who would have thought hell would really exist and that it would be in New jersey?"
    Fry - "Actually..."
     
  20. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I love how this turned into the 'let's talk shit about New Jersey' thread.

    Incest is also apparently legal in Rhode Island - making it an option for Peter Griffin if he ever wanted.