24/05/2017 - MORE FUCKING BEGGING and page previews

I think neglect and the fact some are calling this ploy elder abuse might lead to him getting thrown in prison

barb's death will get on the news if it does happen

 

for someone with a punchable face like his, he's has had some fools lucky not rustling the wrong persons jimmies.

 

If barb's condition gets worse then the one to take the heat for this will be the state of Virginia.

 

That's true, but there's a difference between running someone over with your car and begging for a few dollars in a video online.

 

But Chris is literally Hitler and single-handedly funds all of ISIS.

 

Yeah no. She doesn't tug any heartstrings. She deserves to be exactly where she is. That "old broken woman" has spent her entire life trying to cheat, manipulate, and figuratively step on every single person that she's come across, including her own family. She was an utter failure of a wife and remains an utter failure of a mother and a woman. She doesn't stir an ounce of sympathy. She deserves to die right there surrounded by the filthy hoard she's amassed and the many piles of animal feces and piss stains that plague it, and I can assure you that when she finally does, her loss will not be mourned (except by Chris who will probably try to use her death as a way to beg for more money) but widely celebrated by many people.

 

As the legend himself once said...

"What Saddam did in the Gulf War is potatoes to what Chris has done!"

 

*hearkening to another time*
SHE NEEDS HER TACTICAL MRE'S TO COMPLETE THE FINUL MISHUN.

SPAGHETTI MRES GIVE HER INDIGESTION AND DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS IN HER HOLEY BUTTOCKS

 

Capital murder means it's a death penalty case. The worse thing that could remotely happen is he gets in trouble for negligent homicide, which isn't going to happen. Chris actually does give a hoot about Barb.

Chris will call 911 when Barb doesn't wake up, the authorities will come, be horrified by what they see, and piece together that a deranged autistic man was living with his elderly mother, who has now passed away. It will be gut wrenching, but I really doubt he'll be arrested.

 

Will Chris call the authorities or make a YouTube video first?

Maybe he'll take the opportunity to prove once and for all he likes women on tape...

 

Is it horrible that I could picture Chris making a video where he freaks out that his mother has passed before calling any sort of authorities?

 

If Chris goes to prison for elder abuse/neglect will he go to a women's prison with all the real lesbians or will his desire of being rammed in the ass be fulfilled in men's prison?

 

I wonder, does Chris envision prison to be just like "Orange is the New Black"?

 

well it helps when you don't go outside and only talk to people via facebook and twitter. a shame there's no more of friday after 5...

 

He has IRL friends. They're people who have the same interests as he does (playing card games at a place like Game Place, or hanging out at LGBT events), so they don't mind his quirks.

 

It's rare though, that you actually hear about Chris socializing with these friends.

 

I'm not calling you a liar, but I find the idea of chris having friends that aren't avatars and text on a screen hard to believe. I feel like they would be just people who tolerate chris's lamprey-like presence until he starts emulating his mother's toxic behavior.

If he does have IRL friends, then... I've heard very little about them.

 

Weren't his "friends" from the Game Place the ones who originally exposed the world to his antics? The guy doesn't have any friends except for Barb, only people who humor him or are potential tormentors.

 

I hear about these friends all of the time, but they seem like myths to me because there's not really any evidence to back up the claim that he has friends, even an occasional Facebook post from Chris would be something (though, I'd probaby still dismiss it as troll activity). Not only that, but the people who claim that Chris has friends never really elaborate beyond very vague details like 'shares the same interests, hangs out in same place' or something, so something a little less vague would also help.

It also doesn't really help that the main guys I hear this from are Marvin and Alec, and they've been known to lie on occasion.