24/05/2017 - MORE FUCKING BEGGING and page previews

His hair is going brown again. It still looks like shit. Also he voice acts Sylvania like she's a stereotypical German (don't mention the war). Sandy Rosechu also has a middle name - Samantha. Sorbet's vet bill was $160, presumably that's why Chris is begging.

 

I wonder if it's meal replacement shakes for surgery or a slim-fast type thing. Is she getting enough calories? Or are they too lazy to cook

 

I dont think that tranny deserves a red cent

 

It would be interesting if Silvana is actually German.

 

A NEW ONE


Beggers being choosers general

 

"And you've been needing a lot ooooof................."

 

HOLY FUCK ANOTHER ONE

THIS TIME WITH BARB

SHITS GOING DOWN

 

So the Chandlers are in dire straights and chris is bitching.

SSDD.

 

To anyone who might actually be considering the idea of giving him any money, I'd like to remind you that during one his recent livestreams (which were streamed from a very expensive PS4), he was seen using a brand new expensive laptop to make photoshops of his fantasies. This is where your money goes people. This is where it will always go until the day this fat, balding, mentally unstable and insane man keels over and dies like his mother is bound to do soon.

Speaking of which,

WOW, fuck them both right now. Yet another reason to give them absolutely nothing. Let them starve. They both deserve it. Also JESUS CHRIST Barb looks like more and more of an extra from the Walking Dead with every passing day. At this point im convinced she's just keeping herself alive out of pure spite. . .

 

As someone who's dealt with an elderly family member, Barb needing "meal replacement shakes," (probably Ensure) is not good.

I'd like to add to this.
I'd recommend not giving Chris money, but if an old broken woman is tugging your heart strings here's what you can do to feel better about yourself and without your money going straight to the Playstation Network.
1.) Send Chris gift cards to Food Lion:
Food Lion is a southern American grocery store chain, there's three in Charlottesville. Chris needs food and wouldn't be able to spend a Food Lion gift card on much else. You can buy gift cards online.
https://www.foodlion.com/departments/gift-center/
2,) Send Ensure straight to Chris.
If Barb needs Ensure, as Chris claims, just send it to their house. They probably buy the more expensive canned shakes but they make bulk powder you can mix with water or milk. You can buy this from Amazon.
https://ensure.com/where-to-buy-ensure?ps-sku=00750
3.) Just send food to Chris.
If you have Amazon Prime, you can use Amazon Pantry, it's Amazon, but with food. Just buy some food and have it shipped to 14bc.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/pantry/in...rg9K-b67w5eDXHTDeNIDIZmX8pygGmNaKYxoCfpfw_wcB

 

One thing we have found out is Silvana speaks like a certain cartoon femme fatale of the 60's.

 

Aleast wont it blow on vidya and legos again!
You should post this on the farms

 

the good thing is that most of the goodwill from his facebook friends is gone. Now, the only way he's going to make money is by drawing comics. He works for US now.

 

Until it becomes to stressful.

 

With the fact now it's so damned easy to sell gift cards online even, I would NOT suggest doing that for Chris.

Barb is half (if that little) the reason OPL is OPL, when Bob was alive and even today, she's able to have got care for her hoarding, mental illness sucks, but it doesn't do you any good if you just think you are fine or fuck it. I am torn with Barb, if she has her ego set or she's so selfish she's just willing to get her fixes till she goes leave Chris the mess, akin to an alky who says I'll take the bottle to my grave.

In a way I can almost understand Chris's mental illness and Palvovian reward system being upset seeing "troll" donations, but these aren't really trolling, no one's charging back people are burning a few cents for a laugh knowing Chris will think someone dropped another D-stacks load on him when his phone beeps for 37 cents. Shit sucks but if he REALLY needed that money, he'd be thankful. Hell most bums say thanks as long as they hear a clink.

Also, We didn't see both of them on camera at once, in the second video... Barb may be dead, and used as a puppet by Chris at this point to get a second tugboat.

 

The opening line and Chris chanting "USA" at the end made my fucking night.

 

chris is many (terrible) things, but Norman Bates he is not.

 

So Chris is basically begging money to pay for some pussy.

 

I kind of wished Chris had instead asked barb to tell him her full name. I don't feel confident she was oriented to place, person and time.

If Cole's account of his childhood is to be believed, it's amusing/morbid poetic justice that she's now helpless as a child would be and at the mercy of a "deeply neurotic adult/manbaby".

Also, wtf. I saw a homeless guy the other day go "hey, it's something" when someone gave him 30 cents. And he was standing on a corner for hours at an intersection. Is there some reason Chris takes issue with people giving him .95 and not 1.00? Is there some piece of the puzzle I'm missing?