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Megan would refuse to go with him, he'd have an extra PSP, and he'd REE.

 

lulz would be had
his parents forbid him to go on the trip
Megan tells Chris to please stop touching her, and that she doesn't want to date him for the thousandth time
Chris is still a virgin with rage and on thin ice with Megan
Chris has to whine about something other than Adam Stackhouse and his sister cheating

 

Im addition to all of the above, Chris goes on the trip alone anyways. He gets arrested multiple times for his usual classic era antics in Seattle such as loitering and disturbing the peace, and making female customers at various public businesses uncomfortable.

Chris spends the time he isn't doing that on the trip fucking around on the internet, further embarrassing himself, feeding the trolls, and whining about how he had to go on the trip alone and is stuck as a virgin with rage. Chris probably records some new videos in his hotel room or condo.

 

I don't think he'd win that trip anyway, as that "exceptional" entry broke the contest rules.

(that video where the caption "BIRTHDAY BOY" inexplicably pops up)

 

That's pretty much what I figured.... God, I'm remembering when Chris told Sony he wanted the trip because (among other things obviously) he wanted to visit the NINTENDO headquarters.... Yes, I too love to randomly tell Disney World how excited I am about going to Universal Studios (To be fair they have Marvel content based on the comics which trumps.. er.. pmurts the MCU anyday)