Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

Looks like the court is making a decision now on The Case of Fail, but it could take days to process.

>inb4 another continuance

 

yeah, we did get a video of Chris with one of my favorite 80s songs playing in the background. Apparently the guy talked to him and acted like he didn't know him and Chris was there to get some speakers

 

Seems the lolcow may be free.

(and if so looks like he's playing pokeymon online)

 

interesting, apparently he is allowed back on the internet.

 

Why?

 

Late to the party but saw Chris came back and apparently was removing folks from their switch friends list. Maybe they're self aware now people will notice when they've been on their switch? Lol

 

It may be said that the lolcow got away with the incest, but did he really?

• it's doubtful that anyone who knows of him doesn't know of the incest
• he's been b& from that freakish house*
• he's been in the "Jail of Fail" for over a year
• he's been to a mental hospital at least once
• he can no longer "heal" Barb

*(I don't care if it's a "split level", having a kitchen upstairs seems crazy.)

 

Hmmmmm... I wonder if Chris did it voluntarily or if he was made to do so?

 

I know weens were sharing the switch friendcode on twitter and reddit. I just noticed the friendcode no longer works so idk if that means if the account was closed or there was a banning... Or whatever.

Personally don't care and would be happy if it means Chris has one less space to exist on.

 

Even if I wanted to really keep up with The Tale of Fail now, it may be pretty much over.

It may be pretty much in the epilogue.

 

His Pokémon Go account is apparently gone now too.

 

Think the courts stepped in and had the accounts deleted? Or did Chris do it themselves under the orders of someone else? Having your nintendo account deleted is pretty heavy since I don't think Chris will be able to recover any save date if their account is just purely deleted ( which it seems like it is ).

 

"The Cryptid Saga" still manages to be freakish, even without the lolcow speaking publicly.

 

If the former or at least someone that has to legally keep tabs on Chris that means keeping out weens and the like, I wouldn't be surprised if that had to happen. The latter I would find less likely if it was a ween unless Chris was dumb enough to fall for something like getting a ton of money out of it. Otherwise, it's more believable if it was someone running the group home or whatever to make sure Chris doesn't attract any sort of unwanted attention from the likes of the weens.

Most freakish of it may as well be the amount of anyone trying to find Chris for all that sweet internet clout.

 

If he’s on the internet it’s strange he hasn’t dropped any videos or other messages like he always did.

 

Give it time, chris will eventually slip up.

 

The incest charges may have been dismissed