Legal Pre-trial Thread

We eventually found out every lurid detail of the encounter with the hooker, when he said he'd keep that secret.

 

'Now, now, I don't kiss and tell.'
*immediately tells*

 

And he also discussed in detail what he did to Barb too... ugh...

 

Chris was threatened with consequences for his criminal actions that time, too.

 

Didn't Chris see the hooker because he didn't want to die a virgin?

(IIRC he claimed he wouldn't eat jail food so he'd rather starve)

 

he didn't seem to have much interest in seeing hookers after that one encounter.

 

At least if he saw more hookers - which is also illegal in Virginia - he may have gotten into less trouble than incesting Barb.

But I guess "HOOKERS ARE EXPENSIVE" and Barb was only a short walk waddle away from him.

 

I just wonder how the hooker reacted when he gave her a gift basket

 

He didn't even have the basic courtesy to give one to Barb.

 

I've been off this train a while in regards to CWC's antics. At this point, I just want to see the trial made public for everyone to watch so both Nick Rekieta and Mister Metokur livestream it. I doubt it will happen, but I would just love to see how any legal team will present this case.

 

I remember watching Nick Rekieta's livestream with Null just a day or two after all the incest stuff went down.

 

Null was a great guest on a few streams, (the one with Ralph and Jessica Yaniv were fun stuff) and I think Nick does such a good job keeping his audience engaged that with a weirdo like CWC it would be a perfect stream. One can dream, I guess.

 

To me it smacked of "you are the chosen NPC who took the wannabe king's virginity", seeing how egotistical Chris is.

 

So help us if Rekieta predicts Chris gets nailed. Whatever he predicts, the opposite happens.

 

I dunno. Rackets was right about Rittenhouse and Depp lol.

 

He could have at least given her the Mother of the Year award one more time.

 

I love how he used Mother of the Year unironically because usually "Mother of the Year" and "Father of the Year" to most people is used sarcastically and for parents who are awful parents and are often only parents in name only

 

Or the awarding body is under ten years old.

 

I know this isn't the CWCki funny moments thread, but:

 

Because of the 'tism, Chris is mentally like a perpetual little kid who now has a sex drive, and an extremely bloated ego.

(also said little kid is delirious from a fever in the form of godhood and cartoon delusions)