Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

Chris may say he's innocent, but his vomit-inducing "dance" moves say otherwise.

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Barb's POV:

 

Much as Chris is known to be an idiot and the like who isn't able to make something witty, the picture itself looks like a sort of taunt like "can't keep me imprisoned and jailed."

 

Like him being fat, a chronic liar, and unable to dance.

 

Yes.

 

You give him too much credit, he's just flailing around like a drowning orangutan trying to learn to swim on the spot. I like how he almost falls on his face while trying to do a twirl, though, just after that sad, sad attempt at moonwalking.

 

I would, but I don't know what to name the thread. Maybe "The Return to the Internet" or something? It just kind of sounds too generic.

What do you guys think?

 

Chris has no real concept of long-term consequences, of how debilitating injuries can be, or even of the permanency of death. He has never really faced long-term consequences for anything, even raping his own mother, and some of the things he has said about his father's death show he only has a child's concept of what dying this. Combine this with the sheer amount of entitlement he has it is not a wonder he thinks it's okay to try and run over someone who was justifiably upset with him.

 

Just called it The Return of the Sperg

 

How so?

Also the lolcow has an "exceptional" view of religion. Like a crappy imitation of Greek mythology, but with pop culture.

 

I believe the CWCki said Chris thinks death is 'like sleeping forever'. His first experience of loss was with Patti by which time he was already in his twenties and on the full-blown slide to his lolcow status. He doesn't understand that you view the death of a dog and a human differently.

 

Depends on worldview. There can be belief in afterlife for animals, only for people, or no afterlife at all.

 

'Chris crashes into Rizz'

 

Did anyone ever establish that he did it deliberately or was it blind panic?

 

It's just default RAGE for him.
What didn't help was Barb's involvement, she also has a charge for attempted assault in that case.

 

What if his brain never leaves autopilot?

:thinking:

 

Perhaps. But then again, I felt it was that one moment of Chris trying to one up the haters much like with the video trying to say how Clyde Cash would be strangled or the other one of "how am I gay if I'm having sex with three women drawing" and showing off said crappy drawing. That aside, I actually didn't watch the whole video due to being confused as to what the fuck was going on and needing to getting to bed and being ready for a morning shift the following day.