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Tweet 4/3 - Chris wants pity from Doopie

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Apr 3, 2017.

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  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    He liked this tweet from her before posting:

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    Hurtful Truth Level, Apr 3, 2017
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    How can Chris have a "stressful" Sunday? Barb had Chris do a chore? A ween called and yelled "JULAY?"
     
    ToroidalBoat, Apr 3, 2017
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  3. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    Given that Chris was already consciously filling this tweet up with safety asterisks, I can't help but feel all the GAWDS was an extension of that word blurring.

    I know throughout his comics he's always printed God loud and proud, but this was the first thing that jumped to my mind which seems to have cropped up only recently in other online spaces:

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    Glaive, Apr 3, 2017
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  4. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    Vexing Devil, Apr 3, 2017
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  5. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    Must've been really stressful making that 50 minute toy video.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Apr 3, 2017
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  6. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

    I'd say he's fishing for sympathy, but this is more like gorging yourself on pizza and then holding your greasy hand in the lake hoping a fish will swim into it.
     
    Baron_Aurr, Apr 3, 2017
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  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Everything is stressful to Chris. Walking between his work room and bedroom is stressful. Reaching over to grab something is stressful. Blinking is stressful. Breathing is stressful. Existing is stressful.
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 3, 2017
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  8. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

    Yes, it's life's fault for not catering to Chris' every whim up to an including a real life compliant blowup doll to waste his comeuppance inside of on. He finally fingered the real culprit, he has to be getting better!
     
    Very Honest Content, Apr 3, 2017
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  9. Red Light Abnormality

    Red Light Abnormality Active Member

    To be fair, his disgusting surroundings probably contribute a lot to his stress. And his life really is fucked up. He doesn't know how to deal with the mess and it interferes with menial tasks, I think.
     
    Red Light Abnormality, Apr 3, 2017
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Yeah, aside from going out to Game Place 2.0, Chris is pretty much cooped up in a hoarder house with his shut-in elderly mother. No real success with Sonichu, the Love Quest is still going on, and the God And The Bear Basically Promised Daughter Crystal still doesn't exist. Meanwhile, Chris is the laughingstock of the Internets, due to his own shitty choices encouraged by a shitty coddled upbringing.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Apr 3, 2017
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  11. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

    even a synapse firing in his fucked up brain provokes stress
     
    king kong... with wings?, Apr 3, 2017
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  12. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

    Chris had plans to play in a Pokemon tournament yesterday. I don't know if he actually went or not, but the event took place in the afternoon, which is when he was supposedly stressed. Maybe he lost?
     
    Hurtful Truth Level, Apr 3, 2017
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  13. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

    I feel like we've done this before...
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    Deleted User 0007, Apr 3, 2017
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  14. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    "Meme-wise"? That isn't a meme, Chris.
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 3, 2017
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  15. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

    Chris probably realized his tugboat was coming in and wasn't going to be in port for more than five minutes before it was used up by bills.

    Or, as @Hurtful Truth Level mentioned, he had his Pokeymans thing yesterday... maybe he didn't have enough scratch to by more worthless Pokemon shit and he could only go back home and surround himself with all the ooooold toys he bought from last month.
     
    Blank, Apr 3, 2017
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  16. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

    I don't think Chris really understands what a meme is.
     
    Aldora, Apr 3, 2017
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  17. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    If he did poorly, wasn't able to go, or Barb didn't let him go for whatever reason, the stress would be explained. That's almost sure to be the stressor.
     
    Hellblazer, Apr 3, 2017
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  18. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

    Chris entire life is a meme
     
    Stardust, Apr 3, 2017
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  19. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    The face pose of chris being stressed... he looks hung over.
     
    Minimal Effort, Apr 3, 2017
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  20. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

    to quote comedian Ryan Davis "tell me this aint the last thing you see before you get raped"
     
    Last edited: Apr 4, 2017
    Vexing Devil, Apr 3, 2017
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