Tweet 4/3 - Chris wants pity from Doopie

Chirs' grasp of memes is on the same level as corporations.

 

late and forced?

 

I like to imagine he lost the first round of the Pokemon tournament to a young black woman who spurned his romantic advances, has some rare cards Chris wants in her deck, and then after soundly beating him went to have a smoke outside with her girlfriend.

 

Late, forced, and trying to be totally radical but failing miserably.

Spoiler: This is basically it

Also, the girlfriend is a true and honest trans woman who has a legal and well-planned transition, has had the op, passes, and met Chris' attempts at fishing for sympathy with well-deserved scorn.

 

You know i can understand trying to vent after a really shitty day, but don't make it a minor internet celebrity's problem.

 

do you know about the gif someone did with that pic on Kiwi farms?

 

The "Chris has no stress" argument is fine and all, but would anyone really want to spend a week in Chris's shoes? I wouldn't.
To live in hoarded filth with an old woman who will threaten suicide if you try to clean up. To have the fear of losing your home or not eating because your mother had a "genius idea" to rack up credit debt and just ignore it, (as bad as Chris is with money, Barb is worse.) To be all this and romantically alone without the non-autism understanding that shit happens, even if you're a "good guy."
Yeah, I'm good.

 

But Pibot, you're being all logical there.
If disco autists people don't constantly say how terrible every single aspect of chris's life is how will we know how much better than him they are ?

 

Oh sugar cookies! You're right.
Chris plays with Lego and Trannies all day, he deserves to be in jail.

 

Don't forget that he should be murdered and raped while in there.

 

That goes without saying

 

They both e-beg and they both whine about the stresses of e-begging. Both make e-art that isn't nearly as good as they seem to think it is.

Holy shit, Chris and Doopie are perfect for each other! Call me an optimist, but maybe this is Crystal's mother here.

Hey, tone down that A-Logging. Remember, we have to save some for the numerous A-Logs in the comments sections for his videos who do it unironically.

 

Considering how long chris has lived in squalid his surroundings, he has adapted to them.

The "stress" is more likely occuring due to Bob not being there anymore and chris having to adapt to the power vacuum now in place.

 

I... I can't tell whether or not you legit think that was A-Logging...

 

I like how he still pins his hopes on Doopie replying to him just because he hasn't been acknowledged yet. I wish I were as optimistic as Chris.

 

Actually, If I remember correctly, Doopie did reply to one post from Chris.
If you encourage Chris just a little bit (and have a china that he believes he can put his duck into), he will push harder with whatever he's doing. This logic is also the reason for him still going with his 'sex change'.

 

I said "unironically". That implies that you guys are doing it ironically. I know you guys aren't being for real.