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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Only a time travel may be able to fix Chris now.

    But if one goes back in time to fix Chris' life, the reason for going back in time is eliminated, maybe creating a paradox. Or the "Novikov self-consistency principle" is true, and any attempt to help fix Chris' life back in time was part of history all along, and either failed or even helped to ruin Chris' life.

    wat :confused:
     
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  2. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Alternatively, the time travel fails because the Universe wants to make CWC suffer.

    Wat :confused:
     
  3. 忠勇真

    忠勇真 Loyal Brave True

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    What if the Christopher that Megan mentioned in her emails with Chris is actually a variant of Chris-chan who became successful.
     
  4. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Basically this.
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    What if Bob lived instead of Barbara, would Chris fuck?
     
  5. 忠勇真

    忠勇真 Loyal Brave True

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    What if Chris somehow ascended to actual godhood?
    He would probably commit omnicide while torturing everyone and their souls in the most sadistic ways possible.
    He would also bring his creations to life while also brutally mutilating, torturing and murdering them in the most gruesome ways possible.
    He would just take great pleasure at the pain, suffering and death of trillions of life forms (not just humans, but animals and bacteria would also suffer and be brutally murdered if Chris becomes a god).
    He would want to see the destruction of everything.
     
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    So in other words, Chris would be like Kefka from Final Fantasy 6 if he really was a "goddess"?

    dancing mad :confused:
     
  7. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    FTFY
     
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  8. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    This aged well.

    If the incest garbage fire didn’t get Chris banned, I’m sure weens spamming the administrators with the latest G5 cancellation demand/punched-walls video would’ve worn them down.
     
  9. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    The moment they would of heard Chris try to rally people against G5, the moment they banned their biggest known brony celebrity.
     
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    The irony of a brony convention banning the "OG Brony"...
     
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  11. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    FTFY
     
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  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Chris is the first and the last brony?
     
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  13. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Chris is the Alpha and Omega; the Beginning and the End of Bronies.

    What if this was all a dream, a weird jank ass dream Chris is having and we all were just a part of it *thinking emoji*
     
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  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Can you fucking imagine that it's like the final episode of Newhart?

    Chris Classic just wakes up in bed and is all "Hmmm, yeah, what a crazy dream! I humped a Playstation, sliced muh taint, shouted "Jullay!" (whatever da hell *that* means), and boned my own mother! Ugh, no more McDonald's before bed time for me...."
     
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  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Chris may really have been better off if that teacher just let him use vidya characters on that CD cover project.
     
  16. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if Sonichu joined The Avengers?
     
  17. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Thanos would lose to Sonichu by crapping himself and doing nothing.


    What if we all got thrown back in time with Chris to the year 2006?
     
  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    The nightmare that is KF could be ended before it began. 14 BLC would burn to the ground. Bob would live long and prosper.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    If Chris was back to being pre-trolling Classic Chris, but with memories of now, would he act differently?

    (I may go outside and enjoy the world before smartphones, social media, "cancel culture", GamerGate, the recession, and the coof.)
     
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  20. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    there's no changing Chris
    if he went back to 2006, he'd make similar mistakes
    maybe he'd go trans and beg online earlier :confused:
     
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