Things on the CWCki That You Find Inexplicably Funny

I believe he did that in order to "practice" Spanish.

 

They don't bother explaining how this is relevant to Bella at all. For all we know, this is a fanfiction.net account owned by an entirely unrelated person.

 

Yeah, I've also noticed this with Geno. He always transcribes everything EXACTLY as it is said, and even includes the mistakes when paraphrasing.

 

You know, the people on the article for the wedding comic had a point.

Where the hell were his parents during the wedding? Were the just like, not invited? You'd think they would be some of the most important guests

 

I love how he wrote 'Chandler-Bundy wedding' because of some kind of autistic association he made with Married With Children.

As for his parents, they were probably buried under the hoard and so unable to come.

 

That's another thing that was pointed out, everyone in there was in the wedding party. You don't see any other just ordinary guests.

Also, barely any reception time, just straight to going to the honeymoon and fucking like typical Chris

 

We all know Chris doesn't care about the romantic trappings of a relationship. All he wants is the hanky-panky.

 

See, this whole thing was just a fantasy for him. Chris wouldn't let his fantasy get bogged down by anything, which is why he puts no focus on his parents. At least, that's my explaination.

 

Rational explanation: Chris' decision is random and does not have to make any sense as long it fulfils the author's wish of the day.*

* That was, until the Idea Guys screwed everything up and made it worse.

 

With more focus on the ‘inexplicable’ part than the ‘funny’:
This is from the Tito Got No Luck… page

I have no idea why this was considered relevant to mention.