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Things on the CWCki That You Find Inexplicably Funny

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Corypheus, Feb 1, 2017.

  1. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Just the entirely of the How to Talk to Girls article. It's typical Chris that he takes a humor book written for children as gospel.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    That book seems to be better than that one Chris got on how to have sex with disabled people.

    (AKA "Exhibit B")

     
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  3. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Can whoever wrote that give me next week's lottery numbers?
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Not funny, but today is the anniversary of Patti passing on.

     
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  5. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I actually feel a bit sad when ever I look over the articles of the Chandler's pets.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    The Chandler house is not exactly a healthy home.
     
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  7. Dunsparce

    Dunsparce Out of Control

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    One of the smaller things about the Parappa contest is that Chris made an account that was supposed to be Parappa himself comforting him over his loss... named Parappatherapingdog. Pay attention to how this was spelled.
     
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  8. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I will always like the stuff about the chocolate flavored condoms for when he loses his virginity. Makes me wonder if Chris knew what flavored condoms were for and why chocolate? Isn't artificial chocolate flavoring kind of gross? Like, I think to those chocolate flavored tootsie pops or something. I remember there was a countdown for when they expired.

    Also, the attraction signs, I mean, if you go by autism logic, it does make sense, it is basically an online dating profile for IRL and people have dating profiles for online so why not real life?right? RIGHT?
     
  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I forgot how it was worded, but the CWCki said how Patti was reincarnated in CWCville as a furry and that she can walk, talk, and sign up for welfare
     
  10. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Another thing I like is the tugboat article really does a good job explaining tugboats, the different kinds of tugboats, and how they work in the US. I had no idea that Chris got his tugboat through Bob being his disabled child and not from his own merit like I thought initially, not that it really matters.
     
  11. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    An oldie but a goodie:
     
  12. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I really like that @PsychoNerd made an edited version of my jail saga icon for the second mugshot of Chris, fantastic attention to detail:

    Capture.PNG
     
  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Will that be making an appearance in this sites emoticons?
     
  14. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    The edited version was actually done by another CWCki user, though yes, I did tack that onto the Jail saga template.
     
  15. JSMK2

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    The idea of Goku x Anne Frank slashfic is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.
     
  16. Dunsparce

    Dunsparce Out of Control

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    It's a reference to an actual infamous fanfic from the early 00's. I don't remember the name or any details, though, outside of the fact that I'm pretty sure Goku fought Hitler near the end.
     
  17. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    The name of the fanfic is called "Until the End of Time" IIRC
     
  18. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    https://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/12/fan_ficition_friday_goku_and_anne_frank_in_until_t.php
    Here you guys go. Hitler also turns super saiyan in this, FYI.
     
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  19. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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  20. Dunsparce

    Dunsparce Out of Control

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    I always found it funny how Chris' blood was the main ingredient to the gay vaccine in the Sonichu comics, considering that making a vaccine requires a sample of the disease you want to prevent put into it.