Things on the CWCki That You Find Inexplicably Funny

Just the entirely of the How to Talk to Girls article. It's typical Chris that he takes a humor book written for children as gospel.

 

That book seems to be better than that one Chris got on how to have sex with disabled people.

(AKA "Exhibit B")

 

Can whoever wrote that give me next week's lottery numbers?

 

Not funny, but today is the anniversary of Patti passing on.

 

I actually feel a bit sad when ever I look over the articles of the Chandler's pets.

 

The Chandler house is not exactly a healthy home.

 

One of the smaller things about the Parappa contest is that Chris made an account that was supposed to be Parappa himself comforting him over his loss... named Parappatherapingdog. Pay attention to how this was spelled.

 

I will always like the stuff about the chocolate flavored condoms for when he loses his virginity. Makes me wonder if Chris knew what flavored condoms were for and why chocolate? Isn't artificial chocolate flavoring kind of gross? Like, I think to those chocolate flavored tootsie pops or something. I remember there was a countdown for when they expired.

Also, the attraction signs, I mean, if you go by autism logic, it does make sense, it is basically an online dating profile for IRL and people have dating profiles for online so why not real life?right? RIGHT?

 

I forgot how it was worded, but the CWCki said how Patti was reincarnated in CWCville as a furry and that she can walk, talk, and sign up for welfare

 

Another thing I like is the tugboat article really does a good job explaining tugboats, the different kinds of tugboats, and how they work in the US. I had no idea that Chris got his tugboat through Bob being his disabled child and not from his own merit like I thought initially, not that it really matters.

 

An oldie but a goodie:

 

I really like that @PsychoNerd made an edited version of my jail saga icon for the second mugshot of Chris, fantastic attention to detail:

 

Will that be making an appearance in this sites emoticons?

 

The edited version was actually done by another CWCki user, though yes, I did tack that onto the Jail saga template.

 

The idea of Goku x Anne Frank slashfic is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.

 

It's a reference to an actual infamous fanfic from the early 00's. I don't remember the name or any details, though, outside of the fact that I'm pretty sure Goku fought Hitler near the end.

 

The name of the fanfic is called "Until the End of Time" IIRC

 

https://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/12/fan_ficition_friday_goku_and_anne_frank_in_until_t.php
Here you guys go. Hitler also turns super saiyan in this, FYI.

 

Ah man, I loved Topless Robot

 

I always found it funny how Chris' blood was the main ingredient to the gay vaccine in the Sonichu comics, considering that making a vaccine requires a sample of the disease you want to prevent put into it.