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The Eternal Legend of JenkinsJinkies

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Uncle Frank, May 3, 2017.

  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Or: How Chris Stopped Worrying And Learned How To Be A Troll (And Fucked Up)
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    "First, let me say I am most humbled to be welcomed among my fellow Troll Kind."

    The man, the myth, the legend, the disguise. JenkinsJinkies was Chris' attempt at mimicking the behavior and nature of his trolls in order to get the drop on that blasted Clyde Cash and his cronies. This "character" gives us an interesting look into how Chris views the trolls and how they act. Of course it's completely out of touch with reality (as all of his views are) but there's a certain magic to how Chris sees the trolls more like weenish a-logging faggots who concoct Operation Barbarossa-tier plans to kick the autistic.

    Could you imagine Christine doing the same for Kiwi Farms? Hell, he tried infiltrating the club under the moniker "PaintingATree".
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  2. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Classic. Who else has that posture and lack of self-awareness?
     
  3. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Libelous content on the online.
     
  4. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    How do you do, fellow trolls?
     
  5. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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  6. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Kind Regards
     
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  7. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Heh heh, that stupid yet oddly terrifying Christine Weston Chandler thought she could infiltrate our ranks and masquerade as a fellow troll. Congratulations other trolls! We were much too smart for Christine! We always see through her disguises!
     
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  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    It is like he tried to make a Cobra Commander costume and then shat himself.
     
  9. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    So if CWC-senpai notices us and tries to pull a JenkinsJinkies on the Club, what should we do?
     
  10. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Bid on his stamps. Troll'd.
     
  11. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Well, fellow troll, we should allow CWC access to the secret forums on this site where the inner-circle comes up with their fiendish trolling schemes.
     
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  12. Deadpool

    Deadpool God's perfect idiot

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    Jenkinsjinkies is one of my favorite moments in christory (up there with Chris doing his E.T. impression hiding from Clyde Cash). They jackie saga is considered boring by a number of people, but this is one of the reasons it's my favorite.
     
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 little cat says hi

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    JenkinsJinkies was the avatar I used on KF

    There was also some weird gay encounter Jenkins had iirc
     
  14. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    Wait, so there wasn't a real 15 year old sodomite who moved in across from 14 BLC and was assaulted by the ghost of Patti Chandler and Chris as an 8 year old boy whilst sneaking around the garden?

    My reality has been shattered.
     
  15. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I don't know what was funnier during the whole JenkinsJinkies saga:
    a) Chris' hilariously pathetic attempt to pretend to be a troll
    b) Chris' ego getting bigger and bigger when he actually thought the trolls bought that he was a 15 year old and weren't just playing along with him
    c) The whole "The ghost of Patti the dog and Chris as an 8 year old attacked me! Stop trolling Chris, other trolls!" post.
     
  16. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes I think it's funnier to assume that Jenkins was genuine, and everything he said was 100% true, even the stuff that made no sense.
     
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  17. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    That's how I feel about chris in general, if it should be true it is.
     
  18. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    I thought it was Mr. X from The Simpsons.
     
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