The Eternal Legend of JenkinsJinkies

Or: How Chris Stopped Worrying And Learned How To Be A Troll (And Fucked Up)

"First, let me say I am most humbled to be welcomed among my fellow Troll Kind."

The man, the myth, the legend, the disguise. JenkinsJinkies was Chris' attempt at mimicking the behavior and nature of his trolls in order to get the drop on that blasted Clyde Cash and his cronies. This "character" gives us an interesting look into how Chris views the trolls and how they act. Of course it's completely out of touch with reality (as all of his views are) but there's a certain magic to how Chris sees the trolls more like weenish a-logging faggots who concoct Operation Barbarossa-tier plans to kick the autistic.

Could you imagine Christine doing the same for Kiwi Farms? Hell, he tried infiltrating the club under the moniker "PaintingATree".

 

Classic. Who else has that posture and lack of self-awareness?

 

How do you do, fellow trolls?

 

Kind Regards

 

Heh heh, that stupid yet oddly terrifying Christine Weston Chandler thought she could infiltrate our ranks and masquerade as a fellow troll. Congratulations other trolls! We were much too smart for Christine! We always see through her disguises!

 

It is like he tried to make a Cobra Commander costume and then shat himself.

 

So if CWC-senpai notices us and tries to pull a JenkinsJinkies on the Club, what should we do?

 

Bid on his stamps. Troll'd.

 

Well, fellow troll, we should allow CWC access to the secret forums on this site where the inner-circle comes up with their fiendish trolling schemes.

 

Jenkinsjinkies is one of my favorite moments in christory (up there with Chris doing his E.T. impression hiding from Clyde Cash). They jackie saga is considered boring by a number of people, but this is one of the reasons it's my favorite.

 

JenkinsJinkies was the avatar I used on KF

There was also some weird gay encounter Jenkins had iirc

 

Wait, so there wasn't a real 15 year old sodomite who moved in across from 14 BLC and was assaulted by the ghost of Patti Chandler and Chris as an 8 year old boy whilst sneaking around the garden?

My reality has been shattered.

 

I don't know what was funnier during the whole JenkinsJinkies saga:
a) Chris' hilariously pathetic attempt to pretend to be a troll
b) Chris' ego getting bigger and bigger when he actually thought the trolls bought that he was a 15 year old and weren't just playing along with him
c) The whole "The ghost of Patti the dog and Chris as an 8 year old attacked me! Stop trolling Chris, other trolls!" post.

 

Sometimes I think it's funnier to assume that Jenkins was genuine, and everything he said was 100% true, even the stuff that made no sense.

 

That's how I feel about chris in general, if it should be true it is.

 

I thought it was Mr. X from The Simpsons.