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Terrible creepypastas that don't deserve their own thread.

Discussion in 'Internet Fiction/Fanfiction' started by Ms. Mowz, Jan 14, 2024.

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Which type of creepypasta is worse

  1. the haunted game / .exe ones

    40.0%
  2. the lost episodes ones

    60.0%
  1. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Inspired by the Blood Whistle thread and @John_doe26's Sonic.EXE thread, I've decided we should have a thread for creepypastas that are bad enough to mock, but not bad enough to warrant a thread (ie, almost all of them). I'll start the thread off with this one, titled "Bowser Wii"
    "It would be funny if Bowser's parents were dead. Tearing apart a beautiful relationship is always fun..." - Toad
     
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  2. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Wow... that was extremely edgy.
     
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  3. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Tails Doll Curse
    This story was my introduction to the entire Creepypasta genre, and as you can see, it was quite the introduction. From idiotic and meldramatic protagonists, to gore covered dolls, it is certainly a story.
     
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  4. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Ihsoy
    I like the parts about the Reznor, you mean four triceratops on a ferris wheel? How can that be scary?
     
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  5. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Realistically, this story would have ended as soon as they played Sonic R, and quickly realized something: "Wow, this game sucks!"
     
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  6. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Here's a story called:
    Amnesia
    This was written by the same guy who wrote Blood Whistle.
     
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  7. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Time for a lost episode crappypasta, the creatively titled "Bugs Bunny Creepypasta"
    Well, that was pointless!
     
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  8. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Time-Travel Journal
    No, I didn't mess up this story while copying it, this is how it was actually written.
    Here's an actually legible version:
    January 9th, 1987

    Tomorrow I will be adventuring in a nearby cave. I don't know what's in it, but there's only one way to find out. If anyone finds this journal, I probably have died from whatever is in the cave.

    -Journal entry of John Terry, missing since 1987.

    January 3rd, 1792

    I'm finally in a new state. I can't wait until I finish my log cabin!

    January 3rd, 1792, journal entry 10

    It was a monster! A monster killed my mother! It had giant eyes, long legs, and a heart where its head should be.

    -Journal entries of Jackson McCarthy, dead from severe mauling and blood loss.

    January 1st, 1733

    I saw something in the woods today. I went to go investigate. I heard a scream like nothing I've ever heard before, and it sent massive chills down my spine. Then it jumped at me, and ripped my arm clean off! I managed to escape with 1 arm, and make it to the nearest town. But I don't think I'll make it. Just know that the beast was called the SHINGER...

    -Journal entry of Marcus Mathang, dead from blood loss

    January 5th, 1700

    Today I saw something horrible. The people on board the McCarthy were found dead. I saw something crawling out of the ship. But I'm probably just paranoid. And I have to get to bed, so bye.

    -Journal entry of John Doe, missing since he went on a hunting trip

    January, 1899

    I'm going to die today OH GOD I CAN HEAR IT I SHOUDL SHOOT MYSELF OH GOD TELL LISA I LOVE HER

    -Journal entry of Jack Adams, dead from suicide

    I have compiled together all of these journal entries. All of these deaths happened in England, and all these men died in their early 40s to late 50s. I might be next. I think I just saw it go around my house. But I'm prepared. I have a gun, and a tape recorder to record what it sounds like, and

    -Journal entry of Matthew Toren, found dead on January 24th, 2014, unknown cause
     
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  9. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Animaniacs - One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock (Original Version)
    Gotta love how all these terrible creepypastas think violence and gore will automatically make their story scarier. Though admittedly, this one is relatively tame in the gore part. This pasta stills sucks dick, though.
     
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  10. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Sorry in advance for the double post, but...
    Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
    TL;DR: this is just somebody's deranged transformation fetish fantasy.
     
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    bedsheet ghost = spoopy

    bedsheet ghost bopping with a mallet = 2spooky4me​

    - bad creepypasta logic
     
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  12. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    What the fuck.
     
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  13. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    He wasn't even trying to hide his desire to be his waifu, didn't he?
     
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  14. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Well, if you wanna get technical, the story is kinda creepy... but for the wrong reasons.
     
  15. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Kirby's Deadland
    Kirbysdeadland.png
    Cool MS Paint drawing, mate. If this isn't the work of a troll, then it has to be the work of a small child.
     
  16. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    The haunted gigan final wars suit.
    It was pretty hard to find this one, because the author deleted it a long time ago.
    I'm not 100% sure if this qualifies as a creepypasta but screw it, I'm gonna post it anyway.
     
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  17. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    This one's pretty explicit and "magical realm" (ie, NSFW), so I'm going to hide it behind a spoiler.
    As terrible as this is, I have to admit, he copied Capcom's "make slight alterations of an existing character and pretend it's completely new" shtick down to a T.
     
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  18. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    1 Guy 2 Spoons
    'BlOoD + gOrE = ScArY'
    - the author, probably.
     
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  19. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Sorry in advance for double posting, but I just remembered this story.
    S!lv3r th3 HeDg3hog
    I had to use the Wayback Machine on the Creepypasta Wiki and set it to 2012 to find this, because this story hasn't been posted anywhere else... until now that is.
     
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  20. RetardBus

    RetardBus I like hurting other people

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    There was this hilariously bad one I read over a decade ago as a freshman in High School called "Doom lost wad". It was poorly translated from Spanish using Google Translate, when it was originally up on the creepypasta wiki, which helped make it really unintentionally funny. I was dying laughing when it mentioned scary graphic images showing up when playing the haunted Doom WAD, and it mentioned "images of various penises". Have a read of some good stupid.
     
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