Terrible creepypastas that don't deserve their own thread.

Ms. Mowz · Mar 3, 2024

HA CHA CHA. Time for the Trollpasta Wiki's failpasta of the month.
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse - "Revenge!"

It was a sunny afternoon in the June of 2010.

Anyways, my dad used to work at Playhouse Disney (now Disney Junior, the American house for the Bluey TV series), in mid-June 2010, my dad got a new Dell Inspiron computer with Windows 7 preinstalled on the system.

So later, my dad forced me to use his 2009 Acer computer he used in late-2009, and said that I can play with it, and I decided to play some Roblox.

A few days later, my dad came with a disc, with the initials: "MMC", I thought it was a upcoming game at the time, called Minecraft, and my dad begged to destroy it.

I waited until 11:00 PM as my dad is about to sleep, and I inserted the disc into the Acer computer, and a file popped up, it was a .mp4 file actually, it was called: "MickeyLostEpisode", and I clicked on the file.

Then, Windows Media Player popped up, and it was playing previews of various movies, TV shows and games, later, the Micky Mouse Clubhouse was playing, but something seems very off.

Mickey didn't look like your regular Mickey from the show, he looked like a Low-Poly CGI model, with his buttons of his pants and face (except for his "nose") was missing, while all the characters (except Mickey) was gone, I brushed it off as a animation error.

After the intro, the title card came up, the episode was called: "Revenge!", and the object featured in the title card was a machete, when the title card disappeared, the episode was now playing.

It started with Mickey, sitting at the corner of the living room, angry, he said: "Man! I'm sick and tired of Donald Duck being not here! I'm gonna destroy the entire place!", and Toodles came up, and the objects were a machete, a dead rat, an box of lighters and the worse of all, a medium nuke.

After that little piece of education, Mickey began destroying the kitchen, while Minnie came out of nowhere, and saw Mickey destroying the cookie jar.

Minnie said: "What the...". Before she has a chance to say anything, Mickey pounces into her, he then began to rip Minnie's skin off, while Minnie screamed and after he was done ripping her skin off, he began to eat it. I was shocked to see that. He then ripped Minnie's head off and threw it and her headless body away.

Then, Daisy came in with a angry expression on her face, she kicked him out of the clubhouse, after that, she locked him up and he began banging the door, before Toodles came back with a bit of blood on his left ear, and gave Mickey the machete, and Mickey said: "Thank you!", and began ripping the door off, and after he did that, he said: "Here's Mickey!", and went to Daisy, and began slicing her belly in a Terminator 2 style, and Mickey proceeds to eat Daisy's organs, I pressed pause and I went to the bathroom to vomit.

And I pressed play to continue the episode. Mickey then goes outside, holding Daisy's limp organless corpse, and goes to Goofy and Pluto.

First, Mickey grabbed Goofy by the neck and strangling him, while Goofy screamed. He continued strangling him, until Goofy was bleeding from the neck. He then dropped Goofy, second, he went inside of his clubhouse with Pluto, and stuffed him into the oven, and Pluto exploded, with blood covering the oven's window, I went to the bathroom to vomit again.

Then, I went to my room again, with a figure of Mickey with no eyes, also holding a gun on my desk, I continued the video.

Toodles came back again, and the thing Mickey needed was the dead rat from before, and Mickey went to Pete, who was laughing behind a tree, and Pete said: "Hello! What do you have pal?", and Mickey didn't reply, but instead left the dead rat and ran away, Pete began eating it mistaken for waffles, I was genuinely disgusted. Pete bit into one of the legs of the rat, quickly reeling back and spitting it out. "What even is this type of food?" he shouted. Mickey stepped into frame, insisting that they were waffles. Pete tried running away, calling Mickey a bad cooker. Mickey caught up to Pete, grabbing him and picking him up, breaking his spine over his knee. "YOU DESERVE A BREAK TODAY!" Mickey screamed as the body slumped over in two separate angles and fell.

I felt like that disc is about to end soon, but it was 22 minutes, it kinda looked like a special to me.

Later, Toodles popped up once again, and gave Mickey a box of lighters, and Mickey began burning the trees and a bit of the clubhouse, while I could hear screaming, it kinda sounded like Donald Duck, the character who was mentioned in the epsiode.

Mickey proceeded to sit and cry on a burnt dead tree, while saying: "Ми го стори ова.", I realised it was "You did this to me." in Macedonian, then all of a sudden, it bursted with static and later a black screen.

I felt sweaty, uncomfortable and nauseous, 3 minutes later, it came back to the episode, and Mickey was front of the clubhouse, and Toodles came back again, the last item used was just the medium nuke, and later, a nuke like the nuke from Toodles slowly approached the clubhouse, when it touched the clubhouse, it cut to a video of a atomic explosion.

After the video, it cut to the clubhouse, with Mickey holding Donald Duck's charried corpse, until Mickey said: "OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!", and Mickey walked out, crying.

Then, it cut to Mickey, crying at a dead tree, and then, and we see in Mickey's hands a handgun. He immediately puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger before being interrupted by a image that I can't unsee. It was a girl resembling Clarabelle, who was hanging on a noose over a tree, with her entrails hanging, her eyes were gone, and her arms were missing, before going back to the episode, it was Mickey with his head exploded, with blood and brain matter splattered everywhere. Then the episode ends with no hotdog dance, instead, it was the credits.

When the video ended, I decided to eject the disc, and later smash it with a jackhammer.

An day later, my dad came home, and he asked me: "What episode you watched?", I said: "I watched umm... the episode with Mickey searching the cuckoo clock's bird.", then, my dad said: "What?".

After this incident, my dad began working for Cartoon Network, because of that episode I watched, I will never forget about this episode, ever again.

Now, 10 years have passed, I was letting my young brother watch some Bluey in Disney Junior on the living room's TV, while I watched some We Bare Bears on my tablet, when suddenly, I heard a voice that sounded like Takashi Aoyagi's Japanese Mickey voice. It whispered:

"ミッキーマウスクラブハウスはもう終わりました。これをミッキーにとって面白く保つようにしてください..."

I looked back and what I saw was horrifying.

What I saw was an Mickey plushie, with blood on it. It had a axe in its hand, and had a creepy smile, and its "eyes" were nothing more than empty black holes with white pupils...

There were also a sheet of paper behind him, it said: "大衛，我會在6年後給您。您將很快面對米奇的憤怒，請崇拜魔鬼" In which translated to: "I will get you in 6 years, David. You will face Mickey's wrath soon, please worship the devil" Did this note knew my name? I later ripped the note in half and threw the plush out of the window.
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This becomes even less scary when you read it in the voices of the cartoon characters.

John_doe26 · Mar 14, 2024

Barbie

You all have heard of the Barbie Doll. I know you have. This story starts out on a late November evening. My sister was having a birthday party.

I snuck upstairs into my sisters room. As every boy, I hate Barbie Dolls. So, I started to tear their heads off. I set the Barbies back where I found them— headless. I went back downstairs.

Later that night, after the party, my sister went into her room. I heard a bloody scream. She runs to my mom with a headless Barbie Doll. She blamed me, but I denied. My mom didn't fall for it, so I got sent to my room.

It is now 8:30 pm. Everything is too quiet. My sister has gone to bed and I am alone— in the dark. I try to fall asleep for a half hour. I open my eyes halfway. I see a shadow forming from the light from under my door. I thought it was my sister trying to scare me. So I told "her" to stop. The light disappeared from under the door. So I went back to sleep.

About 5 minutes later, the door opens. A Barbie Doll falls down in the doorway. I think it is my sister again. So, I throw my pillow and it lands on top of the doll. I close my eyes. A couple second later, a pillow hits me in the head. I look and the doll is standing upright in the door way.

The lights in the hall turn on and I see that the Barbie's head is crooked. I sit up. The doll walks to the center of the room. I arm myself with a blanket. The Barbie lunges toward me. I open the blanket. When it hits the blanket, I close it.

It is now like 9:30 pm and I have a rabid Barbie in a blanket. I stay up all night, firmly grasping the blanket covered doll.

When morning struck, I went outside with the doll. My mom was going to work. I said I couldn't sleep and said goodbye. I quickly tossed the Barbie under the tire as she was pulling out. the doll's body exploded and the head flattened. My mom didn't notice. I knew my sister was waking up soon, so I cleaned up the mess and tossed it into the trash. I rushed inside and played Fallout 3 on the Xbox 360.

That is why I am now afraid of Barbie dolls. I no longer tear their heads off. My sister never noticed (or anyone else). Now she has outgrown Barbies and hates them, like me.
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The Author's note at the top of the page says: "Old, stupid creepypasta. Don't take it seriously."

Ms. Mowz · Mar 14, 2024

Gyorg

Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM
Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google...

Entry 2: December 6th, 2011 Approximately 11 AM
WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN STUN HIM WITH LINK'S BOW!!!!!!! THE ARROWS JUST MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR WHEN THEY HIT THE WATER!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS FUCKING BOSS AND ALL IT STANDS FOR, FUCK THIS TEMPLE FUCK THIS AREA FUCK THIS FISH LINK, FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKING GAME, IT'S A SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A SEQUEL TO THE BEST GAME EVER

Entry 3: December 12th, 2011 Approximately 5 PM
I don't mean any of that from the other day, I just... Killing this fish has become the only thing I think of anymore, my dreams are of it taunting me... So many ...ll..e.s so m.n. t...s

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The above were the last 3 entry's of Logan Strait's Journal, which seemed to be about his first playthrough of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. The first of these appears to be somewhat intended to appear on a message board, however not much else is known of their nature. His attitude toward the game seemed to be fairly positive, except for in some occasions, such as the little information given as to the whereabouts of the Goron Elder and the difficulty of getting a worthy pictograph of one of the pirates for the man with the seahorse. He frequently gave insults to Nintendo, the game, and the N64's 3D rendering, specifically camera control. The journal was discovered in his apartment on December 20th, 2011 at 8:04 AM after reports of the apartment reeking from his room. It was discovered covered in tears making some parts of the last post unreadable.

Logan himself was discovered having supposedly committing suicide, hanging from a noose in his living room. The TV and Wii (from which he presumably had downloaded the game) were still on. It showed the Game Over screen that the player gets when they don't play the Song of Time within 3 days. Further examination showed that he had smashed the controller to pieces and the pieces were poked through his skin in several places. This report was supposedly given to Nintendo to warn them on the steep incline in difficulty in some of their games, however the game being so old, received little attention.
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tl;dr version: Angry manchild commits suicide because he couldn't beat a video game boss.

Ms. Mowz · Jun 4, 2024

Instant Death Disease

I was a worker, working at Colkinom Laboratories, Wales. We work with drugs and medical elements, creating cures and vaccines. My boss told me that whatever I do, I should never tell anyone about what we are doing. He began acting strangely only a few weeks ago, when we began Project Axolotl: We were aiming to give humans the ability to regenerate lost limbs.

But it went wrong. Horribly wrong.

My boss called me up to see him. He is a tall man with dark hair. He told me that there seemed to be a problem with Testing Area 5B, where my best friend was working. Of course, I immediately took the job of going down there and checking with him if all was good. It was not.

My friend was sweating terribly and breathing heavily. His hands were shaking and he backed away from the testing area. I had never been in a testing area; well, not while there was a professor at work, anyway. I worked upstairs, where we formed chemical combinations and researched, dissected and examined. I thought that, in the testing area, we'd be testing on animals. No matter how cruel that sounds, it sounded a whole lot better than what they were actually doing.

Testing on humans.

He backed away from the glass panel and I stared through, asking what was wrong. His hands trembled and he tried to pull me away, telling me not to look. The humans were there, all dead. I was immediately sickened, the idea of testing on each other sounded horrible to me. But I noticed that one was alive. She held her child in her arms. We were also testing on small children.

Suddenly, she looked at the corpses. She looked at us, and mouthed something. I looked away and didn't see; the sight of death itself proved too much for me. But I heard a sickly groan from my friend. Dread filled me. I grabbed him by the shirt and shook him. He gave a hollow rattle, as if there were no internal organs in him. I felt the sudden need to get as far away as I could. I cupped my hands over my ears and closed my eyes, running (although bumping into walls) all the way back to my boss' office.

I told him frantically what happened, waving my arms madly. My boss' eyes opened wide. But then he smiled. He grinned. Began laughing. That laugh was not of mirth, it was of insanity, it drove me mad, his demonic chuckle screaming through the room.

He explained.

We had been forming a disease. A new, special disease. It would instantly kill our opponents. He had injected one dose into the test subjects in 5B, then told one of the men to read off a card. Once he read it, he gave out a sickening gasp. He was dead. When his body was examined by scientists just a few rooms away from me (the thought of this caused me to vomit) they found that he had lost all of his internal organs. All at the same time. His death had been instant, but excruciatingly painful for that fraction of a second.

The thing is, the woman next to him heard what he said and suffered a similar fate, only mouthing the words to the man next to her. He then shouted the words; only heard by the baby; the last woman was deaf and mute. The woman was terrified at losing her baby. She went insane, but did not show symptoms of the disease. She cradled the baby, and wrote to the scientists;

'Why won't my baby drink? Why is he so pale? How come he's so cold?'

This was too much to bear; the card was shown again, and after reading it, and mouthing the words to my best friend, died. Anyone who says the name of the disease, reads it, hears it, sees it lip-read, feels it in braille, sees it in Morse code or click code or any language, is instantly killed. Instant; although unbelievably painful, he said.

He asked me if I wanted to know the name of the disease.

I screamed no, covered my ears and ran outside the door.

When I peered back, my boss was laughing. He hadn't even said it.

I went home, trying not to think about it. When I went to bed, I dismissed it as A: A crazy dream or B: My boss pulling a prank. However, I felt like I was lying to myself. I couldn't help but feel that way. I couldn't get to sleep. I felt a churning in the pit of my stomach, my head throbbed like it was imploding and I felt as if someone had taken a sledgehammer to my shins. Deciding to call in sick, I rung up my boss in the morning. I explained to him. He just laughed, his sickening chuckle dissolve into a disconcerting giggle. He told me, OK, but I'd be missing out.

It was in all the newspapers.

Colkinom Laboratories shut down. All employees found dead. Company President Mr. B. H. Large found dead in office. No evidence of how deaths occurred, no weapon found, no gas leaks/sign of accident. Only worker survived: C. W. Dickenson, stayed home sick.

I couldn't take it. I packed everything I could grab into a suitcase, smashed open my rainy day jar (the contents of which amounted to about fifty pounds) and stuffed the notes and coins into my wallet, which now felt like a lead weight. I started up my car, cranked up the radio, regardless of what was on, and floored it. I drove as far as I could, until I had almost crossed the border. My radio buzzed.

This just in from the Colkinom Laboratories case; the dead seem to have no internal organs. There is no sign of lacerations or wounds. It is almost as if their internal organs simply vanished. This seems instant, but recordings, CCTV and a three-letter message scrawled by one of the employees may prove that it certainly wasn't painless.

I crammed a CD in and slammed the pedal, doing a half-ish U-Turn (an L-Turn?) and went for the countryside. I drove and drove, aimlessly following roads roughly north. I didn't stop until I ran out of gas; where I grabbed my cases and ran. When I entered a field and I couldn't carry my cases anymore, I threw them in a ditch. As long as I could run, I ran, I didn't sleep until my body dropped.

I awoke tired and groggy, my bones aching. I knew I had to run from what I knew. There was a virus going around. I knew exactly what my boss had done. He had shouted the name of the disease over the loudspeakers. Everyone who heard died. Some tried to block their ears but the words flashed on the computers, the lights blinked it in Morse code. Everyone in that building was now dead. The terror they must have felt, the split-second of reality-bending agony, all the friends, the men and women I used to know.

I'm now sleeping in a hotel room I found. It's far away, it's old and quaint, I think I'll be fine here. They don't have TV and I always stay away from the radio. I'll live. I know a harrowing truth. But I can't tell.

I have a name for the disease. It's simple. It's blunt. It does exactly-what-it-says-on-the-can. I call it...

Instant death dis
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Bruh, that ending is just the Candlejack meme where we pretend to get cut off mid-sent

Ms. Mowz · Sep 2, 2024

2spooky4me season is right around the corner, so let's revive this thread. Starting with this cliche madness
Luigi's Hanging

When i was young i was addicted to video games and always found them fun so ihad decided that when i grow up that i would go into a job that included video games. When i had become 16 i had gotten lucky and got a job at the local PlayNTrade.

I thought that i was lucky because this store dealt with all systems of gaming. After a few dayss we had gotten a large donation of gamecube games and became overstocked. We were forced to sit down and test the first few levels of each game to make sure that they work, this wasnt all that bad because most of the games were really good ones, then we sold them to the public.

We had sold most of the games and people were happy exept for one person who was having problems getting his game to start. The game was Luigis Mansion, a game based around Luigi. The young 20 something year old male complaned about the game only having sounds of the Boos laughing in the backround and Luigi screeming when he had pressed the start button. I had refunded the game and decided that i would check out the game to see if he was telling the truth. After going home and pluging in my old Gamecube that i had stored, I had started the game and everything had seemed normal exept the title didnt have the normal drop title, This title had faded in, but it didnt bug me.

After thinking that the guy was full of bull and thinking that he just wanted a refund for a game he didnt like i had started to play. The game had progressed as normal exept for the problem some of the doors. The doors all had the attic door textures, being that i hadnt played the game in a long time i didnt notice until i had searched for a walkthrough, but it didnt seem to affect gameplay. After i had finaly gotten to the attic level, beat the boss and got the key, i had finaly gotten to the spot where the power goes out and was a little freaked out.

I had gotten to the part where the shadow glitch had happened and i remembered that it was supposed to look like luigi had hung himself.I picked up the ringing phone in the middle of the room and it asked who was talking and it gave me 3 options.The first two were the normal options of Luigi and Bowser but the third was a new option called Nobody. Being that i had never seen the option befor i had chose that option. Toad had done the normal freeking out sceen that you get when you choose the option Bowser and hung up. After that another phone had rung and i picked up the phone.

This again was Toad and was happy that it was luigi. After a few lines of him saying how happy he was he started to talk a little weirder and eventualy started talking in 1s and 0s intill the text dissapeared completely. i had found this strange and thought that i should restart my system. After restarting my system i had decided to try again. the same thing happened. I had decided that it was a code error and had contined with the conversation until it had ended. After a few lightning strikes i saw something strange. Luigis shadow was still in the middle of the room hanging. There was a chair on the floor tiped over but no rope. i had decided to chedk out the chair and then i saw a cutsceen. The cutsceen was of Luigi grabing the chair and placing it upright on the ground. i then saw him take his Poltergust 3000 and wrap it aroud a board that i hadnt noticed befor. He then took the hose of the Poltergust 3000 and wraped it around his head.

Luigi had then jumped off the chair and started to choke. The Boos had proceded to gather around him and looked horified as they saw the site. Luigi had died and E.Gadd had rushed into the room and saw Luigi hanging there. E.Gadd had started to laugh and unravled the Poltergust 3000 from the board and pointed it at Luigi's lifeless body and turned on the Poltergust 3000. I then saw Luigis ghost being pulled from his body into the Poltergust 3000 and E.Gadd laughing. By this point i had turned off the Gamecube and put the game away. I havnt touched the game because the images are still in my mind. I wondered why E.Gadd was stealing Luigis soul. Were the ghosts trying to escape E.Gadd or was E.Gadd trying to kill the ghosts? To this day i wonder what E.Gadd was doing and why he was doing it.
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PLOT TWIST: Luigi actually killed himself because he realized he was in a creepypasta.

This is the hanging shadow glitch the fanfic creepypasta was going on about. In reality, this was just an oddity caused by the way the game's shadows work, and the hanging pose was just pure coincidence.

Ms. Mowz · Nov 24, 2024

Jigglypuff mains be like
Murderpuff

I once knew a friend. He and I would trade Pokémon cards, play the games, and you might as well call us the "ultimate Pokémon nerds" as did most people, until he saw it. The Jigglypuff. Round, pink, fluffy, he traded as much as he needed to get all of mine. He treasured every one I gave him. He and I watched every episode of the anime with the Pokémon in it: Episode 1, 2, 3, and 4.
I went to his house on an averagely sunny day. But he was not at home. I wondered where he might be as he is usually there on Sundays. I thought he might have gone out to buy more Jigglypuff cards and stuff like that. So I ran home and started sorting my cards. The next day at school, my friend was not on the bus or at school. I thought about yesterday.

"Maybe he was sick yesterday and his parents weren't home. and he still might be sick", I said to myself.

After a few more days of school I was walking home alone and I started hearing a similar tune and it grew into "Jigg-a-lyy puff jigg-a-lyy." I thought I might be hearing it in my head as it replayed over and over. But right then, I saw my friend in a pink Jigglypuff sweater. I gave a little giggle until I broke into laughter. But I stopped right when I saw it. A knife. His pocket knife. He swore only to use as a whittling knife. The pocket knife was switched open and covered in blood. He started singing the song and a large smile grew on his face. Then he started running. But I knew I had to run faster and when I reached my home I grabbed my key put it in and ran inside hoping I was dreaming.

The next Saturday, I decided to grab my pocket knife and bring it with me when I went on a walk, scared of what had happened last time. And sure enough, I heard the song. I looked behind me, and saw my friend. His jacket had turned from a bright pink to a dark red. He had the same grin.

He ran and I stayed firm on my feet. He slashed and got me on the left cheek. I grabbed my knife and slashed back. He threw a knife latched on his belt and it stayed firm in my shoulder. The pain was unbearable. I got close enough to him to stab through his stomach. I saw one tear role down his cheek and he cowered away. And though I haven't seen him since. I'm sure he'll be back. I will warn you now: when you hear the song, run inside, close all doors and windows, and hide, hide anywhere, because he'll find you. no matter where you are.
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Ore Rosechu · Aug 19, 2025

Creepypastas take me back to my early 20s. A period of my life I legit thought would last forever.

The .exe ones are good for a laugh but the Lost Episode ones are just terrible.

Like...

"There's a secret missing episode of Fairly Odd Parents where Timmy wishes for a school shooting. Wanda and Cosmo are crying the whole episode but it's never explained why. A bunch of stuff happens and the music is slightly off... then Timmy makes his wish and he revels in the carnage. Not in a over the top way but a photo realistic way as he fires his photo realistic AR15 covered in photo realistic blood. No laughing no dialogue, not even any background music. Just eerie silence that smile, that sinister mean spirited smile on Timmy's face

The episode ends with Jorgen Von Strangle but he has no eyes and no pants, on the vein of his penis you can see a photo of a dead child. Also he says "9/11" backwards while the show's theme song plays slowed down

It only aired once and I saw it all. Never watched the show again afterwards.

Butch Hartman himself clams up if you talk about it and just stares at you, true misery in his eyes."

Is how it usually goes. There's never an interesting twist. At least .exes TRY to mix it up.

Ms. Mowz · Aug 20, 2025

Lost episode creepypastas are especially bad when the author forgets they're even trying to make a creepypasta, and just end up making ordinary edgy bad fanfiction. Such as what I'm about to post:
https://trollpasta.com/wiki/Wabbit_Season

Elmer Fudd walks into the bar, Porky's, and in front of him is a seedy group of individuals and dim lights. Tonight, at the bar, the band WC and the Roadrunners is playing, and in front of him, Porky the bartender, and Bugs, the sleaziest individual you can ever meet. But Fudd's after answers, so he walks over to speak to this lowlife, this bottom-of-the-barrel individual.
"Didn't expect to see you hewe." said Elmer.

"Didn't expect to be here," replied the rabbit, "think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque."

"You seem to be taking a lot of wong turns at Albuquewque."

"Fudd, you ever been to Albuquerque?"

"Nope."

And as Elmer takes a seat at the bar, Bugs tells him, "Me either." Bugs looks at him, "You're here to kill me."

"It's a baw, I'm hewe to dwink, and kill you."

"What if I say I didn't do it?"

"Well, did you do it Bugs?"

"Sure I did, but what if I say I didn't?"

Both gentlemen sit there while Bugs enjoys his last snack, and Fudd enjoys his drink. And while they sit there, the rest of the bar continues onward. Tweety the snitch says that he was telling someone that he did, he did, he sees the putty tat. Wily Coyote and Foghorn Leghorn were playing cards, and Marvin the Martian was talking about blowing everything up, and when Bugs' last carrot was gone, he turns to Fudd. "I got a trade, someone paid me to pull the trigger, I'll get you that name, maybe it's worth my life."

"Well, what's the name?"

Bugs gestures to the hunter as he leans in close, Fudd does the same as he lends an ear, "Yosemite Sam paid for it."

Elmer's gaze tightens up as he thought about it, Yosemite Sam, a name he remembers quite well. The bandit that was let go from prison after serving two years for multiple accounts of robbery and domestic violence. "Yosemite Sam... That no good, yellow-bellied scoundwel." He stood up and walked out.

And as he left, Bugs looks at Sylvester, a member of Spike's gang, and tells him, "Ain't I a stinker?" Sylvester simply smirks and continues to drink his bottle of Jim Beam as he goes over some plans with Tom, another feline mobster.

Tom was, indeed, a high-strung whiner who always seemed ready to have a nervous breakdown, and had the brains to run the business but lacked the balls, always falling short. Jerry, however, he was another story. He's a highly brutal and sadistic mouse who enjoys torturing his victims with whatever he can get his rodent hands on. He seems to have no remorse for beating them to death. He's kind of Spike's little torturer, using him for interrogations and what not.

As Elmer drove off, he thought about how he got here, his girl, Silver St. Cloud. She was the love of his life, but she always told Elmer that there was someone else, someone rich, famous, rather vexing... Yosemite Sam. Seems that Yosemite has gone straight, living the American dream. Elmer can do nothing but think about what he'll do to the little fucker who stole his future wife away from him. His eyes narrowed as he glanced at the night in front of his windshield, it seems that the midnight sirens were beckoning him to stay a little while longer, enjoy the peace and tranquility as the stars above shone like fireflies.

Elmer arrived at Yosemite Sam's newfound custom condo only to be confronted by Gossamer. The orange monster said he now serves as a security guard for the newly rehabilitated bandit, while Barnyard Dawg now works as a driver for some of the rich and famous as he brought them to Yosemite Sam's parties. Elmer cunningly told Gossamer that his ex-wife forgot her phone in one of the rooms and told him on her friend's phone to fetch it for her. It was that simple, in he walked, and in the center of the room stood Fudd's target. So, without hesitation, he pulls out his shotgun before one of the partiers pointed this out, allowing everyone to frantically ducking and hiding from the gunman.

Elmer sees this, puts his finger on his lips, and shushes everyone, who openly abides to his wishes. With his hand cuffed over his mouth, he speaks his trademark quote, but with a ghastly twist...

"Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting bandits."

And BOOM! Yosemite Sam hits the ground and Elmer fled, he hopped in his car and he drove off into the night. Elmer Fudd was a hired killer who gave it all up for his "Little Cloud", at least, that's what he told her. And after she had found out that he was still killing, he told her the next would be his last. It appears that she wanted Elmer back after the many nights with Yosemite Sam, clearly he can get rough sometimes when it came to his history of foul play. Elmer took her to his house, patched her up, and vowed to stay by her side as soon as he can, even though his nights out on town can vary due to how he'll put his victims in body bags. She wasn't proud of what he does, but at least she can rest easy now knowing that her ex-husband had finally gotten the bastard. How Elmer found out about this was a riddle she didn't think anyone can solve.

But when Elmer returned home from his "job" one night, her blood was all over the ground, and there was a carrot in it, not even a body left behind for him to mourn. His fists balled up as he glances out the now open window, his eyebrows furrowed ever further, his teeth gritted as a thought came to mind, Wabbit Season.

Elmer knew that word all too well, he can easily roll it on the tip of his tongue. It was a word that came to his mind whenever he sees hunters shooting animals on the Geographic's Channel, it simply became his swan song due to him being a hunter once. But, he can never get that one rabbit he always wanted to shoot, skin, and eat in a recipe for Rabbit Stew. Of course, he killed numerous animals as fair game, but, this one had proven to be quite the challenge for the now retired hunter. It had haunted him for years, and he knew in his mind that the only way to end his never-ending insanity was to become a hired hitman. This is why he took up the job, this is why he does the thing that he does, to conquer his failure as a hunter of animals and become a successful killer of men.

Suddenly, as Elmer became detached from reality a bit, he was pulled back into the real world when he heard a knock on the door. He grabbed his shotgun and he walked over to it, and found no one there. That was because Duck Dodgers (a.k.a. Daffy Duck) was standing behind him. So Elmer placed the shotgun on his shoulder to relax, and he took the shot. Dodgers ducked and dodged but Elmer hit him across the face and Dodgers went in for the sweep. Then after another shot went off, Dodgers hit the ground, but he was playing possum and he kicked Elmer in the head. Both men stood there looking at each other and they both starting to swing again, until finally, Elmer said something, "He desewved it, Yosemite Sam, he desewved to die! But now that wascally wabbit took my Silvew St. Cloud!"

This caused Dodgers to pause, he knew Silver St. Cloud was a girl Fudd had fell in love with, but got ensnared in the abusive grip of Yosemite Sam. What does this hired killer know of her? "P-h-p-ilver P-h-p-aint Cloud?" Dodgers asked questioningly, "What doe-p-h-p p-h-p-e know about Yo-p-h-p-emite P-h-p-am?"

Fudd tells him, "Bugs knew she loves Yosemite Sam, and he loves hew, and when he found out that she was in love with me, he killed hew! So I'm gonna kill him, once and fow all!"

Dodgers' scowl gets tightened as he thinks about it. Elmer explains that Bugs ratted out Yosemite, which resulted in him getting killed by Elmer, meaning that Bugs wanted Elmer to gun him down since he was now exposed to any enemy attacks. And once Bugs is in the clear, he would have Silver St. Cloud all to himself. So they decided to team up and go to Porky's to get answers.

Elmer looks at him, "This is a hawd place for hawd men, they don't take kindly to youw pwesence."

"Good."

Dodgers kicks open the door to the bar to find a very colorful assortment of characters. Wiley Coyote walks up to the duck, "Look, fella, we ain't got no vomit policy here at Porky's, and as far as I know, a duck ain't nothing but a vomit." So Dodgers punches him in the face.

Foghorn runs in, "I say I say I say-" and Dodgers knocks him out.

"You p-h-p-h-ay what?"

Sylvester leaps in chattering, "P-h-p-uffering P-h-p-uccotash!" But Elmer hits him in the nuts, dropping him.

"By the way," Elmer says to the cat, "thanks fow helping me mow my lawn and paint the house."

"No problem..." Sylvester groans, and with that, Elmer gives him a tip by flipping a silver dollar coin on his back.

Here, they break Tweety's hand, crush Marvin's head, and almost killed Speedy Gonzales, until the only ones left were Duck Dodges, Elmer Fudd, and Bugs Bunny. They grab Bugs, demanding to know why he did it, why did he kill Silver St. Cloud. The answer was simple as a female cat tells them, he did it because she asked him to. Everyone was in shock as Rita the Cat sits across them with Runt, her muscle-bound boyfriend. She explained that she knew Silver St. Cloud was after both Elmer and Yosemite Sam's insurance, and once they're good and dead, she can collect the insurance money. She wanted to kill Elmer, but she didn't want to do it right away, she wanted to wait for the right time and the right place. Rita described Silver St. Cloud as a "gold digger" and a "venomous viper" that has poisoned both men into doing her bidding.

"But, what about the bwuises on hew body, she said Yosemite Sam-"

"Oh, she did that herself," Rita explained, "who knew a couple of makeup effects would actually be useful."

Elmer's eyes grew wide as Rita continued, "She discovered that every night Yosemite Sam became... a bit, dangerous, so she found her little fuddy-duddy, safe and secure. Of course, that was before Yosemite Sam was arrested and sentenced to two years in prison, But, he was released ten weeks later and had been doing good while on parole. He even got himself a custom made condo and a million dollars after winning the lottery."

Elmer told her that he was also dangerous, which made Rita crack a smile. "I know you are, but what am I?" Elmer looked at the ground, not knowing what to do or say, obviously in a loss for words.

Rita continued, "When Bugs asked me what to do with ol' fuddy-duddy, I told him to never lay a finger on him, but remind him that him and I are doing him a favor. You and Yosemite Sam were much in common, you know? Both of you use guns, so Silver St. Cloud wanted to use a gun of her own, and shoot both of you for her own greedy purposes. But, the only weapon she used, was a couple of crocodile tears. But, that didn't get her anywhere, now did it?"

Duck Dodgers asks, "And now?" and as she shuts the door.

"And now, I leave, and you stay. After all, you are paying for those drinks, are you?"

Elmer takes a seat at the bar next to Bugs and asks for carrot cheese from Porky, and Dodgers tells Porky, "Make it three."

Porky pulls out the bottle, "Everybody's d-d-d-d-drinking carrot juice today! We're gonna run out f-f-f-f-f-faster th-th-th-th-th-quick!"

With the last drop hitting the empty glasses, he turns to the men.

"That's all, folks."
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(Though ironically, just being typical bad fanfiction is still more original than the kind of lost episodes drivel that @Ore Rosechu mentioned.)

Ms. Mowz · Oct 31, 2025

GoAnimate User Attempts to Write a Creepypasta (not the actual title)

Do you know any classic cartoons like Merrie Melodies, Looney Tunes, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Terrytoons, and Silly Symphonies?
Well, They were from the 20th Century, and It was formally for everyone in the US.

But at the 21st Century, Everything was changed. There was a video site called YouTube, which was founded in 2005, had Classic Cartoons from the 20th Century that were uploaded there.

But until the 2010's The classic cartoons were for the little baby kids. This is me, Adrian, I am a 17 year old boy who knows about cartoons.

I went on my computer one day, and when I was gonna watch a classic cartoon without fullscreen on YouTube, there was related videos by it. And you know what they are? BABY SHOW VIDEOS!!!!

Yeah, that's right, they had Caillou, Super Why, Sofia The First, Terrytoons, Weird YouTube Kids Videos, CGI Baby Videos, Silly Symphonies, Nursery Rhymes, Living Books, Barney The Dinosaur, Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, Little Bill, Curious George and other baby shows.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" I said, "I HATE THOSE SHOWS!!! THOSE BABY SHOWS SUCK AS SHIT!!!!"

It was a baby show nightmare, every baby show scared me! They had creepy episodes, which sucked. I used to like baby shows when I was little, and I never talked about the memories of my childhood.

But one day, I was on my computer, looking for some lost episodes of baby shows, and I founded them! I was pleased!

There were lost episodes of baby shows like The Caillou Creepypasta Caillou says goodbye to Gilbert, The Bubble Guppies You Killer, and more. I enjoyed those creepypastas and I read them. I liked regular cartoons like Spongebob, Loud House, Adventure Time, etc. They were way better than those baby shows.

I made those baby toons turn into violent and adult versions of them which contained violence, language, and drug use. I made a video called Baby show characters kill themselves. Everyone liked it, and it was funny. Well, that's my theory of classic cartoons and baby shows. Goodbye!
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