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Terrible creepypastas that don't deserve their own thread.

Discussion in 'Internet Fiction/Fanfiction' started by Ms. Mowz, Jan 14, 2024.

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Which type of creepypasta is worse

  1. the haunted game / .exe ones

    37.5%
  2. the lost episodes ones

    62.5%
  1. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    HA CHA CHA. Time for the Trollpasta Wiki's failpasta of the month.
    Mickey Mouse Clubhouse - "Revenge!"
    This becomes even less scary when you read it in the voices of the cartoon characters.
     
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    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Barbie
    The Author's note at the top of the page says: "Old, stupid creepypasta. Don't take it seriously."
     
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    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Gyorg
    tl;dr version: Angry manchild commits suicide because he couldn't beat a video game boss.
     
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    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Instant Death Disease
    Bruh, that ending is just the Candlejack meme where we pretend to get cut off mid-sent
     
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    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    2spooky4me season is right around the corner, so let's revive this thread. Starting with this cliche madness
    Luigi's Hanging
    PLOT TWIST: Luigi actually killed himself because he realized he was in a creepypasta.
    LMshadow.jpg
    This is the hanging shadow glitch the fanfic creepypasta was going on about. In reality, this was just an oddity caused by the way the game's shadows work, and the hanging pose was just pure coincidence.
     
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    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Jigglypuff mains be like
    Murderpuff
     
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    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Creepypastas take me back to my early 20s. A period of my life I legit thought would last forever.

    The .exe ones are good for a laugh but the Lost Episode ones are just terrible.

    Like...

    "There's a secret missing episode of Fairly Odd Parents where Timmy wishes for a school shooting. Wanda and Cosmo are crying the whole episode but it's never explained why. A bunch of stuff happens and the music is slightly off... then Timmy makes his wish and he revels in the carnage. Not in a over the top way but a photo realistic way as he fires his photo realistic AR15 covered in photo realistic blood. No laughing no dialogue, not even any background music. Just eerie silence that smile, that sinister mean spirited smile on Timmy's face

    The episode ends with Jorgen Von Strangle but he has no eyes and no pants, on the vein of his penis you can see a photo of a dead child. Also he says "9/11" backwards while the show's theme song plays slowed down

    It only aired once and I saw it all. Never watched the show again afterwards.

    Butch Hartman himself clams up if you talk about it and just stares at you, true misery in his eyes."

    Is how it usually goes. There's never an interesting twist. At least .exes TRY to mix it up.
     
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    Lost episode creepypastas are especially bad when the author forgets they're even trying to make a creepypasta, and just end up making ordinary edgy bad fanfiction. Such as what I'm about to post:
    https://trollpasta.com/wiki/Wabbit_Season
    (Though ironically, just being typical bad fanfiction is still more original than the kind of lost episodes drivel that @Ore Rosechu mentioned.)
     
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    GoAnimate User Attempts to Write a Creepypasta (not the actual title)
     
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    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Didn't expect to see me again did ya?
    The Unreleased Nickelodeon Movie
    WTF was the author on when he wrote this?
     
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    Probably not on whatever the fuck this guy was on when he wrote this:
    JIMMY TWO-SHOES SPIDER-MAN
    Everyone remembers the movie "Spider-Man," right? Well, I heard a rumor. Tobey Maguire, the actor who played "Spider-Man/Peter Parker" was working on his own project. in 2008, Tabitha St. Germain, voice actress for "Heloise" from Jimmy Two Shoes sent a letter to Tobey Maguire, asking if he wanted to do a Jimmy Two Shoes short where Spider-Man appears. Maguire sent back a response saying that he not only refused to make it with her, he also said get away!

    Germain was stubborn. She wanted the short to come out, so she called him from her new home. I can not tell you what the address of her house was for reasons you will see in a second.

    Tobey asked "Who is it?". All that came from her end were breathing sounds untilshe finally asked "Now who's for cake?" "Bug off!" was Maguire's immediate response. Germain couldn't bear to stop, so she disconnected his cable 3 days later. She then met him 2 weeks after the cable thing happened. She said to Tobey "let's make the short", maguire replied shut up okay. im tired of putting up with fucks like you. then he got in his car and she kept saying "hey jimmy", "Who's for cake", And "i feel bad about now". Magurie replies "Get the fuck out of the way, there are pepole with lives mother fucker". Then germain replied "thank you spider-man".

    To maguire, it was a never ending nightmare. so he just stopped for a few seconds and said: "let's do the short" in a very angry voice. then she said "i knew you would see it that way tobey". the short began like this.

    It opened with the regular jimmy two shoes intro from season 2, but at the end when they are dancing spider-man is dancing with them. then it opened with heloise walking down the street. this was a parody of the beetles abby road. then goes to her lab and makes a big bad robot. then peter says "spiderman here i come" then puts on his spider suit.

    He looks inside heloise's house but it was completly empty. he thought it was deserted. so he went upstairs and finds blueprints of a crime, because he heard heloise laughing outside. so spidey swings out of her house and finds a body covered in maggots, he thought many things could have happened, he had no idea what happened until he finds out heloise's robot killed someone. then he goes to jimmy's house to see any evidance. he finnaly finds a clue. it was a piece of paper with something written on it.

    I would rather not say what it was. because he thought everything was twisted in miseryville. but then, he shouts "heloise! where are you?!". Then she says "i'm right here". Then laughs like the evil genius she is. And then they get in a fight to see who can beat eachother. and then jimmy comes in saying "Spider-man, what is going on?". and then Jimmy's arm begins to turn into metal and his blood is getting orange. The screen was black for a few seconds maybe about 6 seconds but whatever. after the black it goes back to them fighting. Spidey's arms are mangled, his mask was torn, His legs were covered in blood, And half of his blood was gone.

    Completly gone. And he was right on the floor and trys to make another web. then Heloise steps on his hand and says "You have spinned your last web Spider-man!". and then she says "Jimmy would have been a great rollmodle and now it's time to get rid of you". Then she pulls out a knife And then the screen was black agian. all you hear is Spider-man grunting and heloise evily laughing. then goes back to the screen agian, and he gets back his webs and begins to web her. and she gets so mad her whole head turns red. Then she pushes his to the ground.

    After that, it showed heloise on the floor and you hear spider-man shouting . And then the screen turned completly black and all you hear is a piano and punch noises and heloise laughing still. then the fight stops and she says "Peter, Peter! stop! Stop! remember me?" then she says "i was a friend of your as jr high". Then he replies "why would we be friends?, you tied to kill. Beezy, and you tried to kill Jimmy". and she says "im not like you". I thought she was lying but i kept watching. Then the tape changed to a clip of a child playing at his nearby park. he was no more than 6 years. he then says "the park is boring". Then it goes back to the spider-man tape. he begins to feel bad. then heloise replies "Let's go home". so they were walking down the street. Then a band bus came with a band coming out. and they say "Hey! we are going to fight you". then the screen was black agian. and all i heard was some man screaming for 1 minute and 4 seconds. after the black, heloise was holding a knife behind her back.

    Then spider-man replied "why did you kill one of them?!". As she said "stop your comfusion". if you think there not be scared of me you have got another thing coming". he runs down the street and warns everyone "everyone, this is an emergancy. stay in your houses!". Then they start running, as he was begining to tell the band to get on the bus. there was no sound at this point no sound at all except for a pitch of piano. Then heloise comes up with an evil idea. she grabs a flame thrower and starts to get things in flames. everyone in there houses begin to rot and scream. there children oddly issapeared at this point. then heloise says "the more you play with fire, then you burn".

    Spidey turns around and begins to web the house of orphans and he tells the children to stay still. and then the music when spider-man is fighting the green goblin to save mary jane and the children came on because at this part there is a huge fight. Then spidey says to Heloise "Face it helly, You will never win". As she replied "oh yeah? well so will you not win!". Then she poors acid on his foot. his foot is gone at this point, so he begins to punch her. then she begins to kick him in his back. so yet agian at this part there is another fight.

    Acording to any other jimmy two shoes short, heloise has an idea for her inventions would represnt life, and the deaths her robots cause would turn things more realistic. this has been in use of the short. there was a picutre after the fight of jimmy crying cause he wants them to stop there fight. then Heloise replys "we will never stop until spidey here says i am better than him". Then they suddenly stoped and looked at eachother. this part had no music, not voices no thing! no sound at all. then Heloise just punches him in the face after the stare.

    Then Spidey webs her mouth shut after he puts in a new web shooter. then she gets a chemical and sprays it on him, then he immedatly got knocked out. he is suddenly in her lab. at this part she says "Welcom, to my labrory!" Then laughs and snarkles. Then he breaks his way out of the chair, with chains on it and says "Give it up heloise the day of your evil is done". Then she laughs at him and says "You are such a loser". and then he webs her agian. Then he was about to web his way out of the lab but it was too late. She puts him in a jar, and keeps him in there. then he trys to think of something at this part but it wasn't clear to hear what he was thinking in this version i saw. Then it stopped for a short commercial break and showed a random picture of a guy. then it went back to the clip and he cracks a piece if the jar open and finnaly gets out. he is back on miseryville street, at this part miseryville was completly empty, And spidey thought it was some kind of a random joke Heloise pulled. Then spidey Webs his way to the snack bar and trys to find more evidance. At this part he says "HMM My spider senses are starting to tingle". And Then heloise appears right behind spidey.

    And screams "NOW WHO'S FOR CAKE?!" Then he jumps and tackles her and says something but yet agian it sounded like he was babbling. she then says "Get real spidey". Then he Webs her face and takes her downtown. At this part The police aren't at the asylam. he thought they were just pranking him. He goes back and thinks about all the fights he had with Heloise.

    At this part it shows spidey on the floor. his head is bleeding, His arms are twisted, And His legs were chopped off. This picture had so much megabites in memory that Germain only attended to animate certant parts. Beezy appears at thhis part, his lips are moving but he didn't say anything. Spidey thought He was just saying somethign really quiet. Two shoes then appears and says "Oh my god, all this blood makes it look like, meat threw up!". Spidey just runs out of the asylum and says "what the heck is with this nutjob of a place, I'm gone!". so he leaves but on the door it said something. It said "Dear spidey keep heloise in room 7K, we will be back by 10:00". So he runs out of the asylum and finds Jimmy on the floor dead. he was decappitated, He did not have any arms or legs, And Half of his intestines were ripped out.

    And then Spider-man says "Uh-Oh!". Then it showed Spider-man In jail with heloise, Then Beezy begins to cry sevral minutes before the short ends. Then the short ended with 23 seconds of static and the regular Jimmy Two Shoes credits. This was only a test for any other technoligy Germain could have. But after the 23 seconds of static, A 2 second logo of Jetix And Marvel appeared. I was just upset about the things i saw. they were graphic, disgusting, And horrible. So many things i couldn't explain on this storie. Everything went dark in my house, As if it was a blackout. i was scared and i was running around And i accidently stepped on the tape and i was borken in pieces. somehow i repaired it back together and showed Maguire. he got so mad he moved to the UK. Germain could still get ahold on him.

    Maguire was afraid to get any new calls from Germain. And shall she have maid any new Jimmy two shoes shorts, I don't know Maybe about 2 Of them.
     
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    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    I have no words for this...
     
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    A Night of Nick GAS
    Okay, what is it with older Nickelodeon related creepypastas and child death?
    Like, seriously almost every single one from 2012 or earlier mention children getting hurt or killed in some way, and I have zero clue why the authors of these stories find that stuff scary when it's just gross and trashy.
     
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    Nickelodeon featured a lot of kids in its live action stuff. I guess they figured they had to make em evil or kill them.
     
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    Art Class
    I go to college, and of course one of the subjects you have to take there is art. Now, when we do art we get put in pairs. My partner is named Shawn, he is a really shy person with a lot of family problems. He's not exactly sociable most of the time, but this assingment was different. I don't know how, but I must have done something to really piss him off...
    Chapter 1:

    I was eating lunch when Shawn came up to me, and said art was starting in two minutes. I was surprised, he didn't normally say a word. Suddenly the bell rang, more loudly than usual. It was almost enough to make you go deaf. Walking into art class, I saw that we had a substitute teacher, who introduced himself as Mr. Holman. When we were all seated, he barked harshly at us, "Draw something better this time. I trust you. " He then put a needle on each of our desks. I asked what it was for, and he told us to "get ideas" from it. And just like that, he left without another word. Shawn poked my shoulder and I turned around to him. "Hey, come to my house for this assignment." he said quietly, with a smile. "Sure. Uhh...three O'clock sound good?" He nodded, turned around and walked out of the classroom, so I put my needle in my backpack and left as well.

    By three, I was eating lunch and getting ready to drive to his house. I set off soon after, curious to see what it was like in his neighbourhood.

    Chapter 2:

    Just my luck, he lived in the ghetto. As I drove fearfully through the streets, I heard gunshots and caught a glimpse of several hooded figures beating up a smaller figure in an alleyway. With a sigh of relief, I finally reached his house and got out of my car, walking hastily up to the door. I opened the door slowly, calling out "Hello? Shawn? It's me, are you here?" I surveyed the first room I came to, and found very little other than piles of papers stacked high in every corner. I looked on the wall and raised my eyebrows as my eyes settled on a rather pornographic poster. Shawn walked in and smiled at my expression. "You can have it if you want, I'll send more pictures in your mail. I know your address." I think I saw him wink very slightly, but I couldn't be sure.

    I walked home since my car was broken into, which was no suprise. Like the idiot I am, I didn't report it to the police, but what was the point? It was a box car from the '90s which I got for free from a contest. When I got home, my dog was barking and yowling like a crazed monster, and started clawing my leg frantically. His food bowl was full, his water was fine and I had already let him outside a while ago, so I had no idea what was wrong. But something caught my eye, a miniscule shiny object in his mouth. I somehow got him to calm down long enough to remove it, and I was shocked. It was a needle.

    Chapter 3:

    I was awoken from a somewhat troubled sleep by a call from Shawn. I ignored it and texted him, telling him to text me instead. He told me to look in my mailbox, so I grudgingly pulled myself out of bed and went to see what was so important. A single piece of paper was folded up inside. I opened it up and it was disgusting, a gruesome drawing of a woman being violated by an old man. I called Shawn up and he just said "I hope you're not grossed out already, they're only going to get worse." Scared and confused, I headed off to work a while later. When I returned, I was exhausted, and not up to dealing with anymore creepy behaviour from Shawn.

    My phone rang. Seeing that it was Shawn, I reluctantly answered it. He ordered me in a gruff voice "Go and check your mail, or I'll come in there and kill you." Those were his exact words. I wanted to call the police, but I was terrified that he could get to me before they could. So, I hurriedly darted out to my mailbox, snatched the paper from inside it and bolted back inside. I was petrified at what might be inside, but I had to open it. I immediately regretted my decision, as my eyes were met with the sight of a dead child being fingered by Shawn.

    I called Shawn, but it went straight to voicemail. After several unsuccessful attempts to contact him, I decided to finally call the police. They soon hunted him down and arrested him.

    As he was led away to the back of a car in handcuffs, he glowered at me. I shifted uncomfortably as I watched him out of my window, he was really mad. But unfortunately for me, I soon discovered that he hadn't been the one sending those drawings.

    Because the next day, there was another one.

    Chapter 4:

    The new picture I got was a man brutally cutting open a vagina and taking out the woman's entrails through the jagged hole. I went down to the police station to tell them that he couldn't possibly be the guilty one. They realeased him, and I started gushing about how sorry I was. A few minutes later, I plucked up the courage to ask if he had really painted the pictures. I turned away for just a moment, but when I looked back he had disappeared.

    Chapter 5:

    I saw Shawn run outside and hop into a car with a man in a ski mask. I had to have answers, even though I was seriously fearing for my life at this point. I sprinted as fast as I could, and just managed to wrench the door open and clamber in as the tyres squealed and the car took off at an incredible speed. Shawn and the man struggled and tried to shoot me, and they barely missed me by a hair. Shawn eventually got me pinned in the back seat until we came to a dingy-looking house. They led me inside roughly, and the whole place was filled with tubes and vials, and it stank of decay. "How do you like our crackhouse?" Shawn whispered right in my ear. He kicked me to the floor, and at least four big, scar-faced men soon came in, all carrying guns. With one more sharp kick to my head from Shawn, I blacked out. The next few hours were a blur as I faded in and out of consciousness, but all I can really remember is waking up the next morning.

    I looked groggily around at my surroundings, and my eyes widened as I sat bolt upright in shock. I was back in the art classroom. I was battered and bruised, but all things considered I didn't feel that bad. I could even hear the morning's first few students milling around somewhere not too far away, the sound of doors creaking, a bird chirruping outside. I lay flat on my back for a moment, filled with relief. The feeling was instantly replaced my horror as I looked at the ceiling for the first time.

    There, in stunning detail, rendered in blood, was a painting of Shawn. And me. Me with my entrails dripping out, hung to a barbed wire fence by my intestines. And him, that demon, that hellish monster, serenely smiling next to me.

    My phone vibrated. It was a text from Shawn.

    "Do you like it? I think the next one will be even better, especially if you model for me. See you in art class :)"
    Admittedly. this guy did a far better job at making the villain of his pasta an absolutely vile creature than everything else in this thread, but not in a way that makes it scary. Doesn't help that the "protagonist" is an idiot that keeps engaging with him while he continues being an obvious serial killer.
     
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