Meta Songs that remind you of Chris

For the past 10 years I've considered this to be the unofficial Chris-Chan theme song. It just describes classic era CWC so well. Listen closely to the lyrics while you reflect on the classic era.

 

I think I'd rather not associate any songs with "Chris Chan".

 

True that, in the current context of things I could see how that would ruin a good song for you. To be TRUE and HONEST, I'm just rehashing an ancient thread on the CWCki Forums we used to have back in 2013 and 2014 when I was still a newfag. Some fun insight came from it, and I listened to a lot of what was posted in it while browsing the CWCki at the time. I was only 15 then lol

 

Not Chris, but I always get reminded of the people at the Judge Rotenberg Center playing shock the autistic with this song and I wouldn't have derived the phrase "shock the autistic" without Chris

 

DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS

 

I really just consider this the theme song for what incels actually believe, but since Chris is very much a proto-incel, it still fits.

 

So first "brony", and first "incel"?

quite the list of achievements there

 

Chris was a brony before it was even a popular thing no less. MLP was at the height of it's obnoxious fandom between like 2011-2015.

 

Nowhere Man by The Beatles reminds me of Chris-Chan. It's actually perfect

He's a real nowhere man, living in his nowhere land (Cwcville), making all his nowhere plans (Dimensional Merge) for nobody (There are no followers of Neo Spiritual Christianity. He deceives himself into thinking he has fans of Sonichu as well)

Doesn't have a point of view (Rarely understands the world situation well enough to make a cohesive comment on it)

Knows not where he's going to (Never understands that his actions have consequences)

Isn't he a bit like me and you? (Many see themselves in Chris and are inspired to do better)

Incidentally there are MANY songs that remind me of Randy Stair, and they're mostly from Sonic oddly enough. Specifically "Who I Am" (The rejected Shadow The Hedgehog theme) and "Break Through It All" (more the EGS itself than him specifically)

 

Oh Julie by Shakin' Stevens.

Self-explanatory.

 

I like to think that Chris played this at full volume with his attraction sign to pick up girls for his fuck quest love quest.

 

Chris on the internet circa 2008-2010 denying the homo allegations:

 

This mashup specifically makes me think of Chris losing even more of his grasp on reality, becoming more paranoid while at the same time inflating his already massive ego.

 

As I recall Chris had the hobby of Affirming his heterosexuality by doing the gayest shit.

He loved "I Love The Nightlife" and seemed to think it was a straight anthem.

 

Also Sailor Moon which he stared at to affirm his straightness has quite a few queer characters in it.

 

No it's okay, they're just cousins. /s

 

And Zoisite and Fisheye are totally chicks it’s okay. And the Starlights? We are just not going to dub that mmmm kay?

 

Haters to the left!

 

I’m my own bitch!