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So... what now? (Post dismissal Chris)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ShinyMetalAss, Aug 26, 2023.

  1. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Who's we? I don't recall ever taking his test.
     
  2. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    Whenever I think of Chris and tests, I always think of this amusing exchange he had with Kengle back in 2018.

    Context: He got annoyed with Kenneth for replying to every single thing he tweeted, after posting "This is a Test", knowing he was gonna reply.
    [​IMG]
     
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Kengle was -- and likely still is -- trying to play "Lolcow Roundup": befriend all the "funny internet people" (yet still troll them somehow?), so he constantly tries to contact lolcows.
     
  4. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    Dude is almost fucking 64 years old now lol. Kenneth needs to get a life. It is unfathomable to me how someone could be in their 60s and still think that being an epic ween buddy troll is funny. This guy is old enough to be my father, and I'm 25.

    It's not like he was a super young guy during the classic shit either. Kenneth was in his late 40s during most of the height of Chris's antics, and he was already in his early 50s by the time the classic era ended in late 2011, following the death of Bob Chandler and the dissolution of the Miscreants.

    At this rate, Ken is eventually going to be in his 70s and still following 50 something year old Chris and all these other internet goobers around as a retiree.
     
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  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Kengle treats lolcows like Pokémon
    gotta catch 'em all
     
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I don't think Kengle can get a life, because of social skills lacking and autism. This is a guy who thinks Rhode Island trivia or obscure African politics are as riveting to others as to him.

    Also Kengle is so old that he was already in elementary school when Apollo 11 happened. It seems the typical lolcow is an older "Millennial", and yet Kengle was born before "hippies" were in.
     
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  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Kengle was born in early March 1960
    so yeah, he'll be at retirement age next year
    he also earned his accounting degree about 20 years ago
     
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  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    he's a literal "Boomer" lolcow
     
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  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Kengle is one of the odder CWC orbiters
     
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Kengle (infamously) thinks that boiling burger meat magically drains the fat out somehow.
     
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  11. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    Does anyone else get this ominous feeling that something big is coming that will once again break Christory, but in a completely different and less grotesque way?

    Slowly but surely, Chris has been unraveling mentally to an extent we've never seen before. Where he is right now is unprecedented, in terms of both how horrifying it is and how bleak it is. It's all coming to a head. When? I can't say, but it feels like it's going to be sometime in the foreseeable future.

    I think eventually Chris is going to have a massive meltdown of epic proportions, not even seen during the classic era. I think this will result in him being institutionalized if it happens seemingly at random in a public place and scares the shit out of people, but if he opts to do this at home, instead he'll just record it for the entire internet to see, but it'll be different from the old times, back when this shit was actually still funny.

    I'm really morbidly curious to see what the real end of Christory is actually going to be like, and what the penultimate event that directly leads to it is going to be.
     
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  12. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I wonder what Kengle is up to these days.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I JUST WONDER WHAT GANON KENGLE'S UP TO
     
  14. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    Same old shit, it seems. He's 63 and on March 2nd, he turns 64. Imagine being that old, and still being a ween.

    He still obsessively contacts Chris behind the scenes to this day.
     
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  15. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    No since I haven't even really kept up with Chris. I just can't look any more at the trainwreck unless it manages to actively get worse.
     
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  16. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Chris claimed that he only told people he molested Barb as a test to see how the internet would react, and because he went to jail, EVERYONE in the "Sonichu Community" collectively failed, but he knew we would fail because the failure was pre-ordained... He also mentioned he both did and did not rape Barb.
     
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  17. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    That's some 4D chess right there
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So cutting through the derping BS, that lolcow admitted to "healing" Barb, and is trying to cover it up.
     
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  19. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    The part that is the most insane to me, is that when the charges were dropped, they released Chris without even putting him on the sex offenders registry.

    Also as far as we know, we don't actually know if there's any legal orders preventing him from having contact with Barb or not. That's merely speculation whenever the general public had brought that up. Which is just even more insane to me.

    Whenever Chris is forced to talk about it or acknowledge it, his current go-to excuse seems to be that "false witness was beared against him". When that doesn't work, big surprise, he comes up with even less believable shit like the "sweetheart over 50" who once "worked as an accountant" actually being Fiona, who was 19 in 2021, and that he was lying about her age and occupation to throw off the trolls and observers.

    Even in this day and age, never underestimate Chris's determination to lie unconvincingly, to get out of whatever mess he's still in over his past actions. That's one thing I've learned lately.
     
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  20. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, there must be something preventing him from going back to Barb. I was actually surprised when the charges got dropped that he didn't immediately go back to Barb afterwards unless he had something preventing him from doing so.
     
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