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So... what now? (Post dismissal Chris)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ShinyMetalAss, Aug 26, 2023.

  1. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    well that didnt take long. also sucks to be the guys who actually did send letters, people gonna learn that not all attention is good attention
     
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    [a rainbow sticker of optimism]
     
  3. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Okay, hear me out.

    Chris is not interacting with anyone online, but sightings of him are being posted on the internet. This is akin to how he first became "intahnet-famous". He says his return is coming, and he claims that Bob and Barb have Sonichu forms.

    Sonichu itself has been re-connect to an unrecognizable level. Not only has Chris probably learned nothing from this, but he has probably unlearned a lot from his 40+ years while he was in jail and the group home (what little he has learned in his life).

    Guys, I think we aren't just getting a reboot of Sonichu. I think we're about to get a reboot of Chris's life in general.
     
  4. SonichuShoes

    SonichuShoes Well-Known Member

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    We'll know for sure when he posts a poorly-rehearsed rap online.
     
  5. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Whatever it is it’s sure going to be memorable. Remember how just a few months ago we thought Christory was done for good?
     
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It's not? o_O
     
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  7. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Wait for Chris to die like the rest of us.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What about calling this part of The Tale of Fail the "epilogue saga"?

    nah
     
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  9. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I will personally ban you if you kill Chris yourself.
     
  10. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    At this point I don't think he can. I think he'll live on forever like a God Emperor in Warhammer 40K.
     
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    wat o_O

    (I meant that I can consider "the show over" and move on even if "the show isn't over".)
     
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  12. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Honestly when I heard the news Chris was dismissed? I found myself very surprised and even o_O fucking confused on another level how the courts could fuck up so bad... ( I then remember Florida and it all made sense ) It actually explains why Chris is unfriending everyone on all their devices outside of a special few though, probably preparing for some grand return.

    I worry that Chris will get some stupid idea to make people pay to be switch friends, pokemon go friends, or whatever. It feels like something Chris will pick up on from how some folks run their patreons. Probably a minor worry in the grand scheme of things though ( hopefully because weens WOULD pay for that for whatever shitty scheme they'll come up with next ). Just feel like Chris would try that shit and be successful if they make that a patreon tier but Chris would probably get banned from there if not already banned.

    My biggest hope is this goes nowhere and there's no new sagas and things just fizzle out until Chris dies. Chris just makes a few more stupid pages and videos while we play the waiting game for it to truly be over. I imagine we WILL hear when Bard dies at least? I have no better answers because I can't even believe this didn't end with prison. As far as I'm concerned, I'd just like Chris' story to just end without another saga.
     
  13. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    You know his case was dismissed in Virginia, right?
     
  14. Commander Shadowsun

    Commander Shadowsun The Autist Formerly Known as Surtur

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    I mean, I blame Florida for everything soooo...
     
  15. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Challenge Accepted...

    Initiating protocols...........
     
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  16. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    It’s weird that Chris had kept off the internet after getting out. Has he learned finally?
     
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  17. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    It's a joke about how the courts are messed and how people often point for Florida for the most messed up cases where a criminal "got away with their crime".

    Thus: A florida joke.
     
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  18. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Chris learning a lesson would mean Chris actually would make some effort to change. That and the lesson itself wasn't the wrong kind like "don't let the internet know about the healing sessions."
     
  19. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    That is absolutely what he took from this. Did you not see all the ramblings about how we failed his test?
     
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  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Thankfully not.