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So... what now? (Post dismissal Chris)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ShinyMetalAss, Aug 26, 2023.

  1. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    It appears Chris has received the mandate of heaven to a limited extent and has avoided serious charges and extended prison time...again.

    Let's consider the possibility this represents the baseline for the rest of his life. Since whatever terrestrial/celestial mechanisms currently at work are keeping him from receiving the absolute worst consequences for his actions.

    1) He can't improve his life much because he's Chris and didn't get the support networks to thrive when it mattered.

    2) He never gets delt the worse consequences (imprisonment or an early death). Sometimes he's more restricted than usual. Other times not so much.

    3) He always has a baseline of notoriety due to his own actions or the actions of whatever brain damaged generation of weens come of age.

    If we consider these three things as principals Chris' life is governed by what happens next? In the medium to long term?

    (This is a semi serious thread, post whatever take you feel like)




    Personally I think he shits himself and does nothing but also I think somebody makes an well produced documentary about Chris that isn't a piece of shit and is only 2 or 3 hours. Maybe in a decade or so. Like something you can show to people outside this community.
     
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  2. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    It's really hard to speculate because we don't know much about Chris's current situation. We know he is in Richmond now instead of the Charlottesville area, and he seems to be in a group living situation. But we don't know where, or why, or if he is actually being monitored. We don't know why he's been quiet online, if it's the result of monitoring, medication, or if he actually feels better being away from the internet. We know he is spending money, but not how he is getting it.

    What little we do know, Chris is free to pursue his hobbies and interests. He's able to play his switch and go to card games and dye his hair. Whatever is going on, it's probably the best thing for him. The only way I can see it going from here is he fades into obscurity, or he comes back online and ruins his life again.
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    >inb4 he gets arrested for "returning suddenly" to "the temple"

    (and then endless continuances before he gets off relatively lightly)
     
  4. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Since we don't know anything he's probably being watched closely (this is for the best).

    If we did discover where, when and why imagine how bad the next trashraider would be. Each wave of Chris watchers are worse than the last in some aspect.
     
  5. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Don't get me wrong, I'm not hoping for this. I can absolutely be content with things staying as they are now. Save for the fact that Richmond is a much larger city than Charlottesville, and is pretty close to DC, so there's probably a lot more weens out there with easier opportunities to stalk Chris.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    weens be like:


    "Homer Simpson - I'm going outside to stalk Lenny and Carl"
     
  7. Glassmastershatpit

    Glassmastershatpit Member

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    I was hoping for more rage online.
     
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  8. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    There are other sites you can try. Perhaps Twitter.
     
  9. Glassmastershatpit

    Glassmastershatpit Member

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    Naw, just shitty memes.

    It would have filled an afternoon.
     
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  10. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Then make peace with Chris fading from the mainstream consciousness. He never should have been there to begin with.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Maybe it really could've been winning those sweepstakes which led to that.
     
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  12. Little Owl

    Little Owl Fredrik Knudsen sent me here

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    A dismissed case should imply that Christine is no longer subject to any restriction. I know this sounds hard to swallow, but the drama over the last two years and the fact the case was sealed increases the chance of Christine being granted an anonymity or restraining order against "persons unknown".

    Whether Christine will follow the anonymity order is another question, but I think the probability is no longer zero.
     
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  13. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Regardless of the situation chris is in now that we know little about, we can expect that Chris has not only changed little from his time in jail but has also learnt nothing.
    Chris is nothing if not an attention seeker. His entire career as a lolcow was created and sustained by his need to be the centre of attention by as many people as possible. He'll probably never get a job or even volunteer for anything (even if he chooses to) giving him all the time in the world to get bored and seek out attention from whoever'll give it to him, albeit probably with more watchful eyes redacting his worst impulses.
    We haven't seen the last of chris chan, even if he won't blow his cover in a massive way for shits and giggles, the next time he commits a serious crime (because this hasn't been the first time and again, he's learnt nothing) it'll be all over the news again.
     
  14. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Pretty sweet life, maybe I should do crimes and live in a group home.
     
  15. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    no
    don't do crimes
    also being institutionalized would suck after a while
    "mental hospitals suck but disability checks are cool" - Terry A Davis

    I'm pretty sure Chris is taking lots of psych meds
     
  16. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Free room and board
    Toys
    15 minutes of Internet a day

    Sounds great
     
  17. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    room and board isn't free
    it's paid for by his tugboat and health insurance
    IDK how much spending money he gets after all that (he has some because he goes to Walmart sometimes)
     
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  18. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Wait a minute, Chris still has his tugboat?
     
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  19. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I've been following another lolcow who is in bad health and lives in assisted living (in his 40s)
    his disability check pays for his housing and insurance (Medicaid?) and he gets about 70 bucks to spend a month extra
    I assume it's the same with CWC
     
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  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Social Security payments are stopped with a prison sentence IIRC, and the "Jail of Fail" stay was only jail.
     
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