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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Yawning Sneasel, Feb 29, 2016.

  1. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Cool flex, bro.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Maybe he has "true/false indicator": he likes, he thinks it's true; he doesn't like, he thinks it's false?

    Example: the idea that "cartoons are totally real in another dimension and one day that dimension will somehow merge with this one" makes him feel "warm fuzzies", so he thinks that's true... while "Chris is an imbecile with no magical powers and fiction isn't real" makes him feel "prickly-wicklies", so he thinks that's false.
     
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  3. RetardBus

    RetardBus Do you like hurting other people?

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    I think the most significant insight into classic era Christory being a dumbass edgy teenager on the CWCki Forums gave me is how boring the PVCC forum actually was. I think that's a common one for a lot of us. It's funny in hindsight how quickly what I was hearing about it as a newbie did a complete 180 too. Early on in late 2013 and January 2014 when I had just joined, it was something of a forum urban legend for PVCC to be built up as a mysterious invite-only underground trolling headquarters the Miscreants once used, full of hoarded Chris content that the general public has never seen before.

    Then 15 year old me established himself well enough to gain chat access less than a week into 2014, days before the 14BC house fire happened. As 2014 progressed, I started frequenting chat. Lo and behold, lots of former PVCC members were chat regulars. PVCC would frequently come up in conversations, so I would ask about it and so would others. They were all very quick to tell us that despite the crazy rumors, PVCC was a boring echo chamber with the same dozen people posting for 2 years, where all they did was talk about being high, circlejerk over opinions on random crap they all agreed with that Cogsdev approved of, and rarely talk about remembering nostalgic Chris shit. Oh yeah and they also said it was full of a lot of dumb internal drama that no outsiders would care about, and that the forum hadn't been interesting since shortly after the Miscreants disbanded in late 2011.

    When I was still lurking this very forum in late January after I returned home from another state, the old thread on the PVCC hack in summer 2017 before it shut down was the most interesting thing I found here. Reading it, the leaks, and the old KF thread it linked to just confirmed what I already heard from ex-members ages ago. It was a mystery I was intrigued finally got solved, but the answers were just as lame as people told me they were a decade ago. It was amusing because it felt like finding out that the Patriots in Metal Gear Solid were actually just a secret cool kid's club of misanthropic stoners hanging out in some guy's garage, who realized they couldn't live off of the fart fumes of their old internet infamy from 2007-2010 forever.
     
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  4. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, reminds me how the media always makes out the Dark Web to be this deep dark mysterious place full of evil people but it really isn't all that it is hyped up to be from what I heard
     
  5. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    It's literally just TOR and onion links. It reminds me of the old internet. But yeah, when most people talk about Dark Web they're talking about the illegal shit that isn't on clearweb (but is still being monitored by the feds.)
     
  6. RetardBus

    RetardBus Do you like hurting other people?

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    That's actually a great simple analogy for it I didn't even think of. You were on the CWCki Forums from the day it opened in early February 2013, way before I even showed up on December 27th a few days before 2013 ended, so you probably remember even better than I do how the rumor mill made PVCC sound way cooler and more mysterious than it actually was. Reading what @dormiebasne said in the old thread I mentioned, about being on PVCC in 2009 in his late teens really drove that home for me. I might as well put it in a spoiler for anyone who doesn't feel like opening up an old thread to read it. Gives insight into the kind of Chris things an average user there during the classic era would learn.
    I was on PVCC in 2009. It was okay for Chris discussion, but the forum makeup is basically what the kiwi is now: very broken people with absurd attitudes, worldviews and habits. I couldn't even go outside Chris discussion without scratching my head.

    Most of what you could have found there can now be found in the cwcki today. There were some cool analyses (judging by 2009 dormie standards) on there, and I found out Chris had wet dreams about barb as a belly dancer and literally was shitting himself partly due to trolls. That was about it.

    Yeah, a leak eight years later cannot possibly be anything interesting.
    Our very own Nobody put it perfectly from an outside perspective, but I don't feel like spoilering an even larger old post right now.
     
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Are there view counters, web rings, and guestbooks there?
     
  8. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    This is turning more into a retrospective of how things used to be on forums over 10 years ago and not necessarily about Chris.

    Yes, a good chunk of us here were all on the pre-Kiwi Farms CwckiForums. Some of us were even on the Proboards and exiled forums before that.

    Make a new thread in Off Topic if you want to reminisce about the "good ol' days".
     
  9. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Anyone who gets involved with Chris at this point is bound to get their life ruined. I think most everyone knows that at this point, but there's probably always going to be that one guy desperate enough or stupid enough to get himself caught in Chris's web.

    I wonder who it'll be this time.
     
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  10. RetardBus

    RetardBus Do you like hurting other people?

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    Whenever there's people who take all the warnings from jaded internet veterans not to intentionally get involved with Christory as reverse psychology and do it anyways, it reminds me of when moths fly into a bug zapper and get fried.
     
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    AKA "The Web of Fail"
     
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  12. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if Chris lived in Edo-period Japan?
     
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  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If he is a 外国人 like IRL, government would likely try to off him unless he was at that European trading post.
     
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  14. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    He'd insult a samurai and get decapitated.
     
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  15. Alameen Karim Merali

    Alameen Karim Merali Steven Karim Merali

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    MOD EDIT: Don't stir shit with other forums.

    The Kiwi Farms itself being ran by the Nazi Joshua Connor Moon is a dangerous territory. Right now, the people he has in there are literally the kind of people that revolt against themselves and hurt each other, not anyone's cup of tea in the criminal community. I'm pretty sure they'd even attack Mr. Moon for no reason or even attempt to frame him, who the hell knows what they'll do? They're spies.
     
  16. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    You need to cut this shit out. We're not here to talk about Null, this isn't the Kiwifarms hate forum, and we don't want any involvement in cross-forum drama. You're clearly here to complain about Null, and this is not the place for it.
     
  17. Alameen Karim Merali

    Alameen Karim Merali Steven Karim Merali

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    Oh! Umm! Sorry about that.
     
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  18. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    I can never forget that hack the PVCC had that made rounds on Kiwi Farms and people seeing it as you said: not some super secret club of trolls but just some normal as hell group and forum that was boring. It honestly is funny when thinking back at it, just how there's some mystery to it and our younger sperg minds think it's something big only for the reveal to show that it's not as great and grand as rumors made it out to be.

    Japanese style dirty crapped briefs, and probably getting arrested for going on the women's only section of the train unless Japan recognizes trans people. And even that would be redundant considering Chris to women. and executed by samurai for being a nuisance or testing out a brand new sword.

    Edit: Didn't realize it was Edo period Japan
     
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  19. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    I'm now kind of wondering how shows with negative continuity* would even work with that stupid dimensional merge shit Chris has been saying for who knows how long.

    * Such as Aqua Teen Hunger Force, which regularly features characters being killed only to brought back in the next episode or even later in the same episode with zero explanation, among other things.
     
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  20. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    We'd just die repeatedly. God helps us if Handbanana and Spaghetti is around as well.
     
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