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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
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  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Chris has a boring life and sometimes does unexpected things. Hirtes is about as unpredictable as an atom clock
     
    QuiltGuilt, Dec 30, 2017
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  2. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Dec 30, 2017
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  3. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Looks like Hirtes lives in a different apartment building now than the previous which is why he kept brushing it off before.
    [​IMG]
     
    Janker, Dec 31, 2017
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    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    What's the address? I want to send him a card, or a pizza.
     
    TheVoid, Dec 31, 2017
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  5. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    Vexing Devil, Dec 31, 2017
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  6. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I think I saw that place on an episode of Cops.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Dec 31, 2017
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  7. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Image is borked
     
    QuiltGuilt, Dec 31, 2017
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  8. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    upload_2017-12-31_8-23-47.png
    His response to the dox on /cow/
     
    Janker, Dec 31, 2017
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  9. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    His lack of self awareness regarding that picture is.... astounding.
     
    QuiltGuilt, Dec 31, 2017
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  10. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    upload_2017-12-31_9-48-19.png
    The newspaper clipping is a spoof so I use it whenether I mention Hirtes.
     
    Janker, Dec 31, 2017
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    "I get to watch my tormentors crash and burn when their own rotten karma catches up to them."

    That's one of the saddest things he's ever typed. He thinks he's being bullied by mean trolls online, and he comforts himself by believing that all of them will eventually fall from grace and live worse lives than him.
     
    TheVoid, Dec 31, 2017
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  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    You know, for someone who likes to sperg out about "HUR DUR, I'M NOTHING LIKE CHRIS-CHAN!", Hirtes is acting an awful like like him with that whole "I HOPE MY TORMENTORS DIE AND BURN IN HELL!" talk.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Dec 31, 2017
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    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    We haven't even figured out what his favorite Pizza Hut toppings are yet!
     
    Skeletor, Dec 31, 2017
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    Janker Salt Collector

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    Salt, probably.
     
    Janker, Dec 31, 2017
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    We did, but now the information is outdated.
     
    TheVoid, Dec 31, 2017
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  16. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Hirtes must have this cool super secret apartment underground other than the two we know about.

    You can find the exact coordonates on the /cow/ thread.
     
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    Janker, Dec 31, 2017
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  17. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    New topic- guess what Hirtes likes on his shitty Pizza Hut pizza. My guess is not veggies.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Dec 31, 2017
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  18. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Btw guys, I linked the Hirtes cow thread in the OP so you can get back to it easier.
     
    Janker, Dec 31, 2017
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  19. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Salt, bacon with extra salt and fat
    Saucee: I called His Favourite Pizza Place™, pretending to be him and asked for the usual.
     
    QuiltGuilt, Dec 31, 2017
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  20. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I wonder if Hirtes is the classic fat, bald pedo look or the less common skinny with bad nutrition pedo look. Either way extra fat sauce on your pizza fatty?
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Dec 31, 2017
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