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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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    7.1%
  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
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  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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    3.6%
  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

    5 vote(s)
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  1. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Chris has a boring life and sometimes does unexpected things. Hirtes is about as unpredictable as an atom clock
     
  2. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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  3. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Looks like Hirtes lives in a different apartment building now than the previous which is why he kept brushing it off before.
    [​IMG]
     
  4. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    What's the address? I want to send him a card, or a pizza.
     
  5. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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  6. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I think I saw that place on an episode of Cops.
     
  7. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Image is borked
     
  8. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    upload_2017-12-31_8-23-47.png
    His response to the dox on /cow/
     
  9. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    His lack of self awareness regarding that picture is.... astounding.
     
  10. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    The newspaper clipping is a spoof so I use it whenether I mention Hirtes.
     
  11. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    "I get to watch my tormentors crash and burn when their own rotten karma catches up to them."

    That's one of the saddest things he's ever typed. He thinks he's being bullied by mean trolls online, and he comforts himself by believing that all of them will eventually fall from grace and live worse lives than him.
     
  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    You know, for someone who likes to sperg out about "HUR DUR, I'M NOTHING LIKE CHRIS-CHAN!", Hirtes is acting an awful like like him with that whole "I HOPE MY TORMENTORS DIE AND BURN IN HELL!" talk.
     
  13. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    We haven't even figured out what his favorite Pizza Hut toppings are yet!
     
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  14. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Salt, probably.
     
  15. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    We did, but now the information is outdated.
     
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  16. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Hirtes must have this cool super secret apartment underground other than the two we know about.

    You can find the exact coordonates on the /cow/ thread.
     
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  17. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    New topic- guess what Hirtes likes on his shitty Pizza Hut pizza. My guess is not veggies.
     
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  18. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Btw guys, I linked the Hirtes cow thread in the OP so you can get back to it easier.
     
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  19. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Salt, bacon with extra salt and fat
    Saucee: I called His Favourite Pizza Placeā„¢, pretending to be him and asked for the usual.
     
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  20. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I wonder if Hirtes is the classic fat, bald pedo look or the less common skinny with bad nutrition pedo look. Either way extra fat sauce on your pizza fatty?
     
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