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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Whelp, DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD had a good run
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 27, 2017
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    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Again, I love how he mentions that the info we have on him is out of date, not incorrect. Keep in mind that the info we have is that he's a 50+ year old man making an unnecessarily large amount of sockpuppet accounts on twitter for the sole purpose of harassing a single guy online. Also, that he survives on welfare, and lives in social housing or something.

    So, if the info is accurate but outdated, what don't we know? Does he actually have twice as many sockpuppet accounts and we just haven't found them all? Are there more instances of furry weirdness out there? Is he actually 60+ years old? Is he homeless and spending all of his time in McDonald's on a cheap laptop ordering a small coffee, harassing Chris and making sockpuppet accounts, then leaving once the restaurant closes to sleep on a bench or the street, then do it again the next day? What?
     
    TheVoid, Nov 27, 2017
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  3. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 30, 2017
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  4. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    I was unaware that, in order to be a transgender brony sjw, you must date black people. Do black people have no say in it?
     
    QuiltGuilt, Nov 30, 2017
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  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Yeah of all the things to goof on Chris for this one puzzles me. Yes he could be a little (a lot) more tactful than “no blacks!” but I don’t think not wanting to date a particular ethnicity makes you racist. A lot of other things may make Chris racist, not really this though.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Nov 30, 2017
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  6. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    wow what a faggot
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 30, 2017
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    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Pibot, Dec 2, 2017
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  8. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Its funny Chris uses the same phrasing occasionally. Maybe Hirtes is trying to parody Chris? He certainly will say that was his intention if it is called out.
     
    Princess Celestia, Dec 2, 2017
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  9. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Dec 4, 2017
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  10. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    He only grows worse with each passing day it's almost hilarious.

    That moment when someone is falling faster into insanity than Chris-chan.
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Dec 4, 2017
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  11. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Yeah. Its like no matter what he does senpai just won't notice him.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Dec 4, 2017
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  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    o no
     
    Uncle Frank, Dec 4, 2017
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  13. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    I like people like Hirtes that are so far gone politically that calling someone a member of the other party is a grave insult.
     
    Princess Celestia, Dec 4, 2017
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  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It's like "commie" during the "Red Scare."
     
    ToroidalBoat, Dec 4, 2017
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    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I think it's because Hirtes is even more autistic than Chris.
     
    Skeletor, Dec 4, 2017
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  16. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Where's our boi Hirtes gone? It's odd for him to be so quiet.
     
    Uncle Frank, Dec 19, 2017
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  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Probably raged/strained so hard that he finally had that stroke.
     
    Minimal Effort, Dec 19, 2017
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  18. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Or too busy being the town Grinch
     
    QuiltGuilt, Dec 19, 2017
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  19. southernfriedweirdo

    southernfriedweirdo Finger-lickin' good

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    "You're a foul one, Mr. Hirtes ... "
     
    southernfriedweirdo, Dec 21, 2017
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  20. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Dec 24, 2017
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