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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

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  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Oh god...
     
    QuiltGuilt, Dec 24, 2017
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  2. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    This is quite possibly the most autistic thing I've seen from Hirtes.
    And this is fucking Hirtes we're talking about. He's peaked autism again. How the FUCK can he do that?
     
    Galhox Ladyankles, Dec 25, 2017
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Old age + unchecked mental issues = Hirtesing?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Dec 25, 2017
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  4. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    Vexing Devil, Dec 25, 2017
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  5. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    One thing I don't get about his new alt, why does he follow Atlanta Georgia media accounts? (http://archive.is/ldeiM)
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    Janker, Dec 25, 2017
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  6. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Dec 27, 2017
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  7. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Only Hirtes would waste this much time trying to interact with someone who blocked him
     
    QuiltGuilt, Dec 27, 2017
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  8. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Hirtes has been busy on /cow/, Feline posted these in the thread.
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    Janker, Dec 27, 2017
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  9. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    I'm not sure who's worse at staying anonymous, Chris or Hirtes
     
    QuiltGuilt, Dec 28, 2017
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  10. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    tl;dr autistic whining
     
    Uncle Frank, Dec 28, 2017
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  11. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Well, at least Chris (when he wants to, at least) can keep quiet about his internet history and can fit in with other weirdos. If he had an alt account on DA or Fimfiction or something we might never know because he'd blend in well. Heck, if Chris didn't have conversations with his followers where he reveals his internet activity a number of things he says and does online with different accounts would never come to light. Also, Chris has the sense to be ashamed about the things he says and does.

    Hirtes? He has so much pride it almost seems like he wants people to know who he is.

    Edit: "Most of the stuff they posted isn't even true, I talked to him myself."
    -Might be a bit of bias there.
     
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    TheVoid, Dec 28, 2017
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  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    As mentioned before, Hirtes' ego is what does him in. He can't stand the fact that weens aren't falling all over themselves to praise him as a "LEET TROLL" against Chris. Now that he's seeing more people mocking him, he feels the need to go "undercover" to undo the damage by deflecting the mockery onto "foxdick" (or whatever stupid forced nickname he calls KF).
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Dec 28, 2017
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  13. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Dec 28, 2017
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  14. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    TheVoid, Dec 28, 2017
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    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Dec 28, 2017
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  16. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    What is the meaning of “Fox dick”?
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Dec 28, 2017
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  17. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Some people on /cow/ hate Kiwifarms, also Hirtes's fursona.
     
    Janker, Dec 28, 2017
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  18. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Some forced nickname he gave to KF in an effort to "mock" them.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Dec 28, 2017
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  19. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    okay, that makes sense just thought it was some word filtering thing that the chans like to do every once in awhile.
     
    Vexing Devil, Dec 28, 2017
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  20. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Hirities legit has become more of a failure than Chris-chan.

    What a tale of "tragedy".

    Lived long enough to become the villain(?)
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Dec 28, 2017
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