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Least favorite Chris moment

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Kong, May 20, 2022.

  1. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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  2. ToroidalBoat

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    Maybe that movie was the first spark that ignited the flames of Chris' bloated ego.

    (at least aside from Borb coddling that is)

    CWCki was down before KF started getting attacked, IIRC.
     
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    It's even worse when he's doing it over fast paced Japanese vocals.
     
  4. Waitin' To Ruin His Fun

    Waitin' To Ruin His Fun OH GOOD, YER BACK

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    'Hey, look! It's Sonic the Hedgehog!'
     
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  5. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member Moderator

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    What moment was this?
     
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    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I can't even understand what he is saying
     
  7. Waitin' To Ruin His Fun

    Waitin' To Ruin His Fun OH GOOD, YER BACK

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    It's a particularly inane comment that Chris suddenly squeals out of nowhere during the above-posted 'Sonichu Zip'.
     
  8. Space.Muffin

    Space.Muffin New Member

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    That one time Chris said that a neighbour's cat attacked him and they called animal services to euthanize it.
    I can't shake this feeling that Chris must have been fucking with the cat and it got fed up with him. I mean, have you seen how much his own cats hated him? He doesn't know how to handle the creatures and they get super mad at him.
     
  9. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 Certified very intelligent human being

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    I’ve never been certain that story really happened, or was just a myth created by weens.
     
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  10. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    To my knowledge, the story was never proven or disproven, there was never a definitive answer on it either way.

    My least favorite moments with Chris are the blatantly fake stories that weens would put forward about him.
    Example: Chris being kicked out of a con because he was going up to women wearing a unicorn horn and saying he was "Horn-y!" (Hah, get it?)
    Chris was NEVER that clever, to begin with, and wouldn't have the balls to do it anyway. IIRC, that story was VERY swiftly proven false.
     
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    Surprised that you didn't used the " Chris totes escaped prison, guys" BS as your example there.
     
  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I figured that:
    a) That was the OBVIOUS choice
    b) It had already been given as an example

    But.....yeah, it works too as an example.
     
  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 Certified very intelligent human being

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    Yeah, weens made up some stupid shit. I was thinking of that ED article they made claiming Doopie was transgender so Chris would get turned off. But that's not the worst of it.

    The Idea Guys literally tried to report him to authorities as a sex offender, for things they manipulated him into doing.
     
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    ToroidalBoat wat

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    And yet they got away with theft by fraud, IIRC.
     
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    Another general example, this time involving Sonichu: every time Chris makes a page that's mostly walls of text. They're all just painful to read.
    SchuComic10P65.jpg
    I still remember what it was like reading these pages during that one thread. Hell, I think I may have come close to getting an aneurysm just from seeing these pages and realizing I have to read all of it for the sake of the Sonichu thread.
     
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    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    I think the defense for this was basically "Well I have tons of wisdom and insights to share, so I digress."
     
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    Judgesaturn507 Certified very intelligent human being

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    Can I get an E!
    E!
    Can I get a G!
    G!
    Can I get an O!
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    It’s the almighty beast known as EGO!
     
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  18. c-no

    c-no AI Generated Horror

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    Just looking at it and knowing Chris wrote this in response to a comic that I know left one former CWC orbiter known as DStecks thinking it was on the same level of shitty and terrible like Clyde Cash iirc, I can say this was a funnier thing than whatever the Idea Guys came up with. One can try to say how terrible Asperchu is but it managed to bring about this page. Meanwhile you had weens like Idea Guys just simply fuck Chris up worse than previous trolls did.

    As for least favorite Chris moment, not counting shit like what happened to Barb, I can definitely say everything after the house fire and the Gamestop incident. For anything before the house fire, I'd say Chris' emails to Megan simply because of Chris being too dense to not understand why Megan didn't like what Chris was doing from unwanted advances and insulting a friend of hers with a homophobic remark to the spergout over Adam Stackhouse and SheCameForCWC.
     
  19. Larry Koopa

    Larry Koopa Koopaling

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    My least favorite Chris moment is Chris' debatable transition to female. It marked a very dark turning point in Chris' life as he went from an oblivious and naive moron who vowed to get that dang dirty Clyde Cash to this gross bag lady who hoarded Skylanders and amiiibos and begged for handouts online. It also introduced a new wrinkle into how the internet at large perceived Chris because it created this division where you have people who either do or do not respect Chris' female pronouns. Now Chris is part of this larger social justice zeitgeist and it's just ruined the whole picture.

    Well, that and the time he boinked his mom.
     
  20. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    You're right in that the internet started treating chris in a far different, almost incoporial way. He went from skme weird sperg to almost a legendary figure and sadly, he become more and more infamous as he transitioned.