Least favorite Chris moment

I'm barely 5 minutes in and the main character has had so many people walking up and telling him that he's the greatest thing ever that this should be classified as a porno with this much fellatio.
also; the cwcki got yeeted too?

 

Maybe that movie was the first spark that ignited the flames of Chris' bloated ego.

(at least aside from Borb coddling that is)

CWCki was down before KF started getting attacked, IIRC.

 

It's even worse when he's doing it over fast paced Japanese vocals.

 

'Hey, look! It's Sonic the Hedgehog!'

 

I can't even understand what he is saying

 

It's a particularly inane comment that Chris suddenly squeals out of nowhere during the above-posted 'Sonichu Zip'.

 

That one time Chris said that a neighbour's cat attacked him and they called animal services to euthanize it.
I can't shake this feeling that Chris must have been fucking with the cat and it got fed up with him. I mean, have you seen how much his own cats hated him? He doesn't know how to handle the creatures and they get super mad at him.

 

I’ve never been certain that story really happened, or was just a myth created by weens.

 

To my knowledge, the story was never proven or disproven, there was never a definitive answer on it either way.

My least favorite moments with Chris are the blatantly fake stories that weens would put forward about him.
Example: Chris being kicked out of a con because he was going up to women wearing a unicorn horn and saying he was "Horn-y!" (Hah, get it?)
Chris was NEVER that clever, to begin with, and wouldn't have the balls to do it anyway. IIRC, that story was VERY swiftly proven false.

 

Surprised that you didn't used the " Chris totes escaped prison, guys" BS as your example there.

 

I figured that:
a) That was the OBVIOUS choice
b) It had already been given as an example

But.....yeah, it works too as an example.

 

Yeah, weens made up some stupid shit. I was thinking of that ED article they made claiming Doopie was transgender so Chris would get turned off. But that's not the worst of it.

The Idea Guys literally tried to report him to authorities as a sex offender, for things they manipulated him into doing.

 

And yet they got away with theft by fraud, IIRC.

 

Another general example, this time involving Sonichu: every time Chris makes a page that's mostly walls of text. They're all just painful to read.

Spoiler: The worst one I can think of at the moment

I still remember what it was like reading these pages during that one thread. Hell, I think I may have come close to getting an aneurysm just from seeing these pages and realizing I have to read all of it for the sake of the Sonichu thread.

 

I think the defense for this was basically "Well I have tons of wisdom and insights to share, so I digress."

 

Can I get an E!
E!
Can I get a G!
G!
Can I get an O!
O!
It’s the almighty beast known as EGO!

 

Just looking at it and knowing Chris wrote this in response to a comic that I know left one former CWC orbiter known as DStecks thinking it was on the same level of shitty and terrible like Clyde Cash iirc, I can say this was a funnier thing than whatever the Idea Guys came up with. One can try to say how terrible Asperchu is but it managed to bring about this page. Meanwhile you had weens like Idea Guys just simply fuck Chris up worse than previous trolls did.

As for least favorite Chris moment, not counting shit like what happened to Barb, I can definitely say everything after the house fire and the Gamestop incident. For anything before the house fire, I'd say Chris' emails to Megan simply because of Chris being too dense to not understand why Megan didn't like what Chris was doing from unwanted advances and insulting a friend of hers with a homophobic remark to the spergout over Adam Stackhouse and SheCameForCWC.

 

My least favorite Chris moment is Chris' debatable transition to female. It marked a very dark turning point in Chris' life as he went from an oblivious and naive moron who vowed to get that dang dirty Clyde Cash to this gross bag lady who hoarded Skylanders and amiiibos and begged for handouts online. It also introduced a new wrinkle into how the internet at large perceived Chris because it created this division where you have people who either do or do not respect Chris' female pronouns. Now Chris is part of this larger social justice zeitgeist and it's just ruined the whole picture.

Well, that and the time he boinked his mom.