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Least favorite Chris moment

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Kong, May 20, 2022.

  1. RetardBus

    RetardBus Do you like hurting other people?

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    The most mind blowing thing about this to me, is how completely pointless it is to do. It's almost like she thought it was fun to waste Liquid's time with this shit for whatever reason.

    I've been to many different McDonald's restaurants over the years across much of the US (The entire East Coast, the Midwest, the South, the West Coast, and the Southwest) and in two states of Mexico (Baja California and Sonora). Usually when I was traveling and in a hurry, and didn't have time for something more elaborate I'd have to wait longer to have prepared. Even as a kid in both the US and Mexico, and still as an adult when I was in Chicago coming back from Arizona when I was 20, I didn't notice a single difference between any of them. If there are slight differences to how they make certain menu items in places with the same menus, they're so subtle that I definitely would not be able to notice them. I'd probably have to travel to different countries again, and try their exclusive regional menu items to notice any differences at all. Like Japanese McDonald's or some shit.

    Where I'm going with this is that in a very ironic twist, I think that Kacey noticing and obsessing over the slight differences in McFlurries between nearby regional Micky Ds locations in the Southeast that nobody else notices, is something that is probably more autistic than Chris himself is about his McDonald's consumption.
     
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  2. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Thing is, I'm sure there isn't a difference (The food is largely prepackaged, that's part of where the FAST in fast food comes from, you should count your lucky stars they're not straight up using a microwave at these joints), that it's more an emotional connection she has to the store that she's projecting onto the food.

    Source: I have a friend who is largely bed-ridden after drugs ruined his life, he insists there's one McDonalds that's just absolutely amazing, but only during the morning.... and it's largely just because he has an emotional attachment to it after making friends with some of the staff and breakfast regulars.. and by making friends I mean "Seeing people who will be nice to him, because this is as close as he gets to getting out of his house at all.", and will not only refuse to go anywhere else, but insist on going there every morning even when he can't afford it (Protip: He's bed-ridden, the fuck kind of income do you think the has?)
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The freakish "yiffing" scenes in "Sonichu" comics can be very least favorite moments to anyone who sees them.
     
  4. Congratulations

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    Chris's second message video has always stood out to me because of how obnoxious and self important he carries himself in it. It isn't anywhere near as bad as attempting to kill a guy or fucking his own mother but it really does show how inflated Chris's ego has always been:

    Has he found the only McDonald's with an employee who has cooked before in their life? Truly a historic find
     
  5. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    "Ya'll should know me by now..."

    Chris has always believed that life is a game, and he's the main character... But not in an uplifting self-help kind of way... more in that he literally thinks that.
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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  7. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    I remember reading something on the wiki about how Chris went to a couples therapy type class, thinking it was a IRL version of Date ED, when in fact it was to help pre-existing couples get their romances together.

    I can't help but wonder how that went, unfortunately if memory serves I don't think the Cwcki says anything about it beyond "That happened", but it sounds uncomfortable for everyone involved.
     
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  8. ToroidalBoat

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    Especially with that horrendous lack of hygiene.
     
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    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Oh yeah, that is right, he did that. Did he stay there even when he realized it was for couples and not for single autistic manchildren?
     
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  10. RetardBus

    RetardBus Do you like hurting other people?

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    Knowing Chris and how little this aspect of him has changed, he probably whined about being single for all of his life and complained about how trolls pretended to be women to screw with him. I bet you he probably bitched about Megan too. Now if Chris was stupid enough to go into full honest content mode and talk about why Megan wasn't interested in him and ultimately turned her back on him as a friend, or if he lied his ass off like he often does about things that even he knows reflect very poorly on him? That's a great question I'm not sure about.
     
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  11. Fialovy

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    He seems like he would be one of the people in those classes that always dominated the entire class and the teacher's attention.
     
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  12. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    There are only two kinds of those people, Teacher's Pets who rule the school and are constantly on that grindset as far as grades are concerned, or the bumbler who everyone would feel sorry for if they weren't a little afraid of them... and we know which one Chris would be.
     
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    RetardBus Do you like hurting other people?

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    Here's one that I don't think enough people mention, even if it's a lot more mild compared to the worst of the worst with the various troll sagas over the last 16 years. The amount of people who prank called the Chandler residence's landline, back when Chris still lived with both of his parents at 14BC. That was ween behavior when we as a digital society were at the very genesis of what a ween was. The old classic era trolls aren't exempt from this either.
     
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    Like the time ED trolls left a sign on the front yard of 14BLC?

    And that other time Clyde Cash sent some hookers there?
     
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  15. RetardBus

    RetardBus Do you like hurting other people?

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    Yes. Exactly that shit and anything like it. Very epic ween sort of behavior.
     
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  16. Ore Rosechu

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    The best trolling seems to come when coupled with at the very least the illusion of good intent.
     
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    Could the entire "Tale of Fail" count as a least favorite moment?

    :thinking:
     
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  18. RetardBus

    RetardBus Do you like hurting other people?

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    Would the "Tale of Fail" in this case be Chris's story since being discovered by the internet in the fall of 2007 when he blew up on Something Awful, or just Chris's entire life story from the beginning to now?
     
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    Everything from him supposedly saying "monkey" to how and when it ends?

    This is a guy who was kicked out of Cub Scouts, and had "friends" who were just paid to hang out with him.
     
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  20. Ore Rosechu

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    That's a cop out and you know it
     
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