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Least favorite Chris moment

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Kong, May 20, 2022.

  1. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    There's also the box office bombs Cool World and Monkeybone, which are all about the creator's creations turning against them and entering the real world.
     
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  2. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    I wanted to like Cool World, I really did.... I wish we had more movies that were "Sleazy Cartoons"
     
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  3. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    He literally named his main character after himself and placed him on a desert planet with giant worms and mind control wizards that fight an evil empire, Luke was also supposed to be a 40 year old man in the original scripts (an age not too far off his age at the time of 33).
    Star wars/Dune Trivia aside, neither of you are wrong. Chris can barely hide his blatant plagiarism for the things he creates, Originality was never one of Chris's strong qualities.
     
  4. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    George Lucas's real stroke of genius was merchandising his movie (it's a joke in Spaceballs)
    movies back then didn't really have toys and T-shirts and other tie ins
     
  5. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, it definitely started a thing in the 80s of cartoons selling toys to kids to the point laws had to be made because it went out of hand (though there was a loophole for anime so they got away with it with stuff like Pokemon and Yugioh)

    I wonder what kind of merchandise Chris would come up with for Sonichu? I know he did an ad for Axe bodyspray in Sonichu and what not as a tie-in, but still
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So he's like an "exceptional", loud, messy parrot who is too fat to fly.

    Even those clown shirts he wears can be reminiscent of deranged plumage.
     
  7. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Ah yes, that fake ad Chris made. The one thing that managed to make Axe even lamer.
    after-using-axe-body-spray-i-felt-scentally-seriously-delicious-17973682.png
    "Did you bathe?"
    "NO."
     
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  8. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Chris used to love Axe
    I guess he was still a virgin with rage when he used Axe, so he thought it was false advertising, rather than just using sex appeal to sell a product
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I think he thought that Axe was 2 things: a "shower in a can" and an aphrodisiac.
     
  10. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Gotta love those accidental confessions


    Honestly? I expect it to have almost nothing to do with Sonichu, and instead focus on he himself, like the comic does.
     
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  11. RetardBus

    RetardBus Do you like hurting other people?

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    Sonic the Hedgehog merchandise has been everywhere since at least 1993 and never went away, so knowing Chris he would probably just copy most of that and reskin it.
     
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  12. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Thing is I fully expect Chris to copy all of the elements of something that doesn't work as opposed to the ones that do.

    I legitimately want someone to get him to define the word "parody"
     
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  13. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    You over estimate Chris's sense of object permanence and ability to understand that people have lives that don't revolve around him.
     
  14. cumrobbery

    cumrobbery AUGMENTED COMBAT VETERAN

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    Besides the obvious, any time Kasey speaks. Fucking hell
     
  15. RetardBus

    RetardBus Do you like hurting other people?

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    The fact she had this imaginary feud with Alec Benson Leary because she wanted her and Liquid Chris to be the "end of the trolling" still blows my mind. Apparently she thought Alec was knowingly one-upping her, when in reality he barely knew she existed and didn't even know why she was pissed at him at first.

    Alec in his own words on Kacey's weird one sided conflict with him below.
    Related to kacey: I've told this before, but when I first started drawing and the community invited me in, kacey got all buttmad because she honestly believed her and liquid were such an epic saga that it should be the end of all trolling and no one else should be allowed to continue making fun of Chris.

    Now understand that I was not previously on pvcc or any other cwc board, all I knew was from reading ED and the cwcki, I had no contact with any other trolls until I posted on /cwc/ and was invited to join. I just thought I could draw a funny cartoon. So it's not like I was aware of queen miltank's decree and willingly challenged it. She basically got mad because her authority was defied by a guy who didn't even know she existed and didn't care.
     
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  16. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    yeah, Kacey sounds like a complete bitch
     
  17. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    One could only imagine how much of a lolcow Kacey would of herself look with the whole one sided feud. Of course, it all makes Alec funnier in comparison by pissing off both a troll/ween and Chris.

    As someone that enjoyed listening to the Father Call, it was one of the things to help know how much of a bitch she sounded even with how unhealthy McDonalds was for Chris. The only good Kacey would have at that point was just the megatron pistol comic Chris made compared to whatever else there was since I'm not even familiar with whatever there was to her beyond others noting how she wasn't any prettier or thinner than Chris.
     
  18. cumrobbery

    cumrobbery AUGMENTED COMBAT VETERAN

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    The real irony here is that I've heard she made Liquid drive miles out to one McDonald's in particular (it wasn't even the closest) to get her McFlurries because apparently they made them better at that one location.
     
  19. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    That is a special level of pathetic, that I'm sadly familiar with, close friend of mine just wasn't the same after his battle with heroin.
     
  20. Ms. Mowz

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    It's almost as if Chris's "classic" trolls are a bunch of hypocritical idiots that aren't any better than the weens.