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Legal Jail Letters (ITT: More Evidence Chris Nuttier than Squirrel Shit)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by PsychoNerd, Jan 25, 2022.

  1. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I assume he only replies to letters that send him money. Anyone else is an evil demonic faker.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So with the popcorn thing, Chris found a way to kind of get back daily fast food trips.
     
  3. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Thankfully, it doesn't seem to have undone ALL his weight loss from being in jail, if the mugshots from a few months ago are anything to go by.
     
  4. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Oh God, Kengle is corresponding with Chris now.
     
  5. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Kengle's BEEN corresponding with Chris. Where've you been?
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Kengle wants to turn lolcowdom into a delirious business now.

    Like establishing a "Sonichu fanbase" or something like that.
     
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  7. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Hahaha, oh Kengle, you just never stop clout chasing.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    When Chris went to the Jail of Fail, I thought the delusions of being a "goddess" of vidya could go away.

    But nope, now he thinks he's the god. CWC's monstrous ego is so morbidly obese it's collapsing on itself.
     
  9. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    The real question is what he's going to say in court. I've heard people say that even at this advanced stage of delusion he still has the ability to 'turn it off' for mental health evaluations. Is he going to do the same for his trial?
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Or is he going to summon "Sonichu" and try to lay a "curse" on the judge, like what happened with MLW at PVCC?
     
  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Oh please let him try to rush the judge.
     
  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    a jerkop will pull out a taser and CWC will get zapped to the extreme
    they take court security seriously
     
  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I'd pay good money to see THAT. In all seriousness, you would hope he doesn't pull any stunts and just lets the court proceedings... well, proceed. It's also hard to determine what he's going to be sentenced for.
     
  14. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    In other news Kengle has released some previously censored letters he received from Chris:
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  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    SonichuShoes Well-Known Member

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    Chris describing his mother like Frankenstein's monster, as sensitive as ever.
     
  17. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    He's not wrong though.
     
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  18. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    With all the letters full of bullshit it's easy to forget Chris was really mean to Barb over the past couple of years when he more or less took over the house. The latest episode of Geno's series included the time when Chris shoe spray painted his shoes (directly on the carpet), Barb talks with him about couple of things and Chris mostly shrugs her off (especially when it comes the spray painting) but he generally is pretty aggressive with her and even yells at her for even suggesting donating some stuff to Goodwill. Before the hearing and the grand jury when Chris was more then likely told by his lawyer he wouldn't be allowed to be near Barb if he took a plea deal, (which apparels didn't happen) Chris expresses little sympathy for his mother as she was inconveniencing his return to house. It's disturbing just how quickly Chris can discard someone, of course if he had the capacity to care about another's well being, he wouldn't have done the things he did.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    - "Honor Roll" stupidity
    - bent duck libido
    - bloated ego

    By their powers combined, it's the Life of Fail!
     
  20. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Dunno if it's been verified, but someone on Reddit said that Chris was begging for money to both pay off the mortgage and put Barb in a nursing home.

    Talk about a hump 'n' dump.