FB 2/7 CWCville is a sanctuary city

As much as I wish I could single out Chris's post as being especially dumb, a friend of mine in their 30s just posted an image unironically of the Care Bears protesting Trump. After spending 35 years trying to fit in, Chris has finally found his crowd.

 

OMG that is so fucking dystopic! i appreciate how in cwcs universe its totally ok to monitor the brain activity of muslims for national security....nothing fucked about that....nope


also why the hell havent the trolls just asked chris to go on rants about sonichu lore? its not like he spends days thinking up that stuff...or does he....god i hope not

 

Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes was held in 1993. Sonic(chu) is still "running wildly in the Chandler household." One could say that Sonic has defined (and ruined) the life of the "lolcow of lolcows."

 

Hey at least he knows what a sanctuary city is! I wonder if he's one of those people that only gets his news from Facebook.
Also how come no one has said anything about "those tiny hands of maljustice" that was the best part.

 

the fucks a soup hotel?!

 

They're Cwcville's homeless shelters. They're like regular homeless shelters but way more autistic.

 

Reminds me of Pullman Illinois. A town that was run by railroad tycoon George Pullman. Who built houses for his workers and paid them in money that could only be used in Pullman owned businesses. It got shut down for being unamerican. So there is a precedent lol.

OK if cwcville is based on Charlottesville and Charlottesville has about 40k people does that mean like a fourth of cwcville is homeless.

Also, as a ruthless authoritarian leader, neutralizing the opposition(reldnahc) and taking credit for his decades of hard work normalizing LGBT individuals is a level of cruelty without precident. It's like the founding fathers declaring themselves native Americans and setting up a safe haven for natives. In fact...Within the context of cwcville one can only assume the next step in the mad mayor's plan is lulling the remaining LGBT population into a false sense of security. We're on to you chris

 

Last I remember did he cure homosexuality there with his blood? Or should we just forget about how rampant homophobic cwcville used to be? I smell a retcon.

 

Chris used a state sponsored terror attack to bring down the 4 cent garbage towers

Cwcville government report says around 100-350 were killed but do we believe his estimates?

 

He retconned it a couple years ago to "nombie zazis" instead of gays.

 

I'm sighin over the skyline of ma city
How loud, quiet nights in the mist of grime
How next door in Trumpland there lives sorrow
I signal ma solution in the sky:

A city of homos, a city of dykes
A city of bis, for everyone to like
We all need us, can't live without us
CWCville City, mmm yeah

How shitting excessively from fear (mmmm, yeah)
How trannies are drowning in their tears
How we need a place where we can go
A land where everyone will have a hero (that's me)

A city of homos, a city of dykes
A city of bis, for everyone to like
We all need us, can't live without us
CWCville City, mmm yeah

Yet in the middle of Trumpy weather
We won't stumble and we won't fall
I know a place that all of us shelter

A city of homos, a city of dykes
A city of bis, for everyone to like
We all need us, can't live without us
CWCville City, mmm yeah

A city of homos, a city of dykes
A city of bis, for everyone to like
We all need us, can't live without us
CWCville City, mmm yeah

A city of homos, a city of dykes
A city of bis, for everyone to like
We all need us, can't live without us
CWCville City, mmm yeah

CWCville City........CWCville City.......CWCville City.....

 

Damn, that sweepstakes was held the same year I was born. Chris has been obsessed with Sonic at least as long as I have been alive. Funny how he let a blue cartoon hedgehog essentially ruin his life, isn't it?

 

Don't forget its high rates of stalking, harassment and sexual assault! And the fact that women need to be "paired up" with a man!

 

1) LGBT+Islam don't mix. Tends to have a bad ending.
2) I'm disappointed that I made it to page three before someone mentioned that Chris has bequeathed his seat as "Exalted, Venerable, Holy, Wanted-By-All-Chinas, Fit, God-Emperor and Mayor for life".
3) Batman doesn't like law-breakers, CWC. He'd probably spend his nights punching Mexicans if Gotham was closer to the Southern Border.

 

It's quite hypocritical of Chris because he pretends to be a dainty flower, yet he has huge meatbeaters that he has groped women with ....And he has the nerve to rattle off and regurgitate stuff about Trump's hands.

 

Magi-Chan using telepathy to stop pre-crime is hella dystopian.

 

While strangely still leaving in the implication that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus were damned to hell for their raging homosexuality.

So make of Chris's consistency what you will.

 

There are soup kitchens in real life, and homeless shelters. Chris combined the two ideas and made up a hotel where homeless people can stay for free. The CWCki talks about it some more:

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_money#Soup_hotels

 

Gravy. That's Chris' consistency. KFC or Popeye's, choice is yours.

 

That is quite a sad thought in all this.

They sounded more like Soviet-style apartment blocks the way they're apparently designed and operated.

Nice factoid here!

Sounds like it to me. Now imagine if CWCville hypothetically had a million people, that would be quite a giant number to roam the dinky downtown area!

CWCville is its own apartheid.

Now imagine if Sega NEVER came up with that blue hog at all? We'd be in a very different place, indeed!

There are times when I find Magi-chan quite a bastard for that.

Certainly more rough than The Bible.