FB 10/24/17 When Zapina met Simonla

Two words, Slave labor.

 

CWCville confirmed to be a hive city.

 

So why do sonichus "hatch" (like from eggs?) if they're hedgehogs? Why are female sonichus called roseys/rosechus? Why is the species called sonichu when the name is taken from Sonic who is a unique hedgehog?
Hold on, let me go bang my head against the wall for a few minutes then maybe I can understand the 'tism.

 

There is only one way to solve this problem. Someone call for an Extermanatus!

 

Pokeyman all hatch from eggs, and the 'chus are "electric hedgehog pokemon."

 

Of course I'm sure Chris didn't think that far ahead. I bet the taxes went skyrocketed because of this.

I'm sure everyone's needs are rationed to the bone as well.

It's all about Chris not wanting to give up the Pokemon mythos he still clings to like any tard (not to mention Sonic as well).

And that's all it is, whether we like it or not, since it doesn't make too much sense anyway.

 

Wow I didn't think Pokemon could get much more cringe. So sonichus have sex time together then the rosechu lays eggs?

 

Probably. The original hedgehogs were born from eggs shitted out by a rainbow, except for Sonichu who was born from a magical collision between a Pikachu and Sanic. Except for Rosechu, who I forget how she was born.

Spoiler

The Sonichu storyline is kind of like a tangled mess of yarn -- a "clusterfuck," if you will.

 

Christard's daydreams were kind of funny when he was beating up manajerks and community college deans. But now they're all about his pokeman fantasy buddies, they're really boring.

 

And ponies. And transgenderism.

I miss the sub-episodes too. We could've had Chris battling "Pmurt" with "the power of love" or something like that.

 

Rosechu got hit by that rainbow and it made her Lesbian into what she is now.

 

She was a fuckin male Raichu before being turned into a femme Rosechu against her will from that damn rainbow!

 

They wouldn't. It's been said already, but they'd put themselves into so much debt to make those, that America and the state of Virginia would force the city to secede. They would disown the city and declare it a city-state like a strict father would disown their disappointment of a son.