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Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Cyan, Mar 29, 2023.

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Chris is out.

  1. Ew.

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  2. Thanks, but we already know.

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  1. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    CWC is the shell of the man he used to be, and even in his heyday he was very strange and almost like a cartoon character IRL fighting other cartoonish villains
    now he's getting crushed by mental illness and the criminal justice system
    I get keeping tabs on him and why people who live in the same area he does are hoping to get a glimpse of him, but there's no use trying to troll him or get new info - and things are going to get worse, like they always have with Chris
     
  2. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Even our favorite lolcows get old and tired eventually
     
  3. gorenuts_freeballs

    gorenuts_freeballs Im the Pvt. Pyle of getting bitches

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    As soon as he was forced to face real adult responsibility's and consequence's he crumbled. His parents spent so much time protecting him from the real world that he was not prepared, and combined with his mental illness's he just shut down i feel.
     
  4. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Putting Chris into mainstream schooling and rejecting any special ed resources was a really bad decision on Bob + Barb's part.
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I think Chris took coping special ed classes
    but yeah, Bob and Barb were unprepared to raise an autistic child
    IDK if Chris would have been an average person with a 9-5 job and a wife and kids, but maybe he could have lived independently, had a part-time job and gone to an autism support group and had some friends
     
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    As CWCki said, Borb thought "special ed" meant a mental hospital like in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest".

    Which is ironic because a certain cryptid was later put in a mental hospital while incarcerated for incest.
     
  7. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    I read that as "Cryostasis" before reading the rest of it, and now i really want someone to actually do that.
     
  8. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    How long will you put him into cryostasis? What year will be finally wake up and how would he react?
     
  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    it's like Idiocracy
    he'll wake up in 500 years running around saying he's Jesus and the CPU goddess and people will be dumb enough to believe him
    he'll end up the earth god instead of president like Joe Bauer
     
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  10. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Borb came from an era where they really didn't know anything about autism and I guess they couldn't keep up with the times when Chris came along.
     
  11. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Wow, thank you for putting that nightmarish thought into my head.
     
  12. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    I draw a distinction between the candid picture snapper, out in public for their own needs, who knows of CWC's internet infamy, seeing OPL and taking a shot as they are able to in order to substantiate their later claims of "saw him at fill-in-the-blank" so they're not called a liar when they report their claim wherever they post it; contrasting to that, however, is the stalker ween, the one who pleases themselves thinking about their Clyde Cash cosplay and how hard they can pozz the neghole when they find Chris on their routine patrol route of his most admitted to visited public locations, charted on a wall map with plenty of schizzo pins and connecting yarn between the location points. The former is just an observer who I would have zero issue with their behaviors were they to indulge them in a non-obtrusive manner, the latter has mental problems and I would suggest they simply cut to the chase and blow CWC's bent duck in the nearest public restroom on their next chase encounter so they can die happy at least when they replay their life in their head on their death bed, hopefully soon.
     
  13. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Until the merge actually happens, then we wake him up and tell him that it was awesome and he missed it.
     
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  14. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Don't worry. Even the people in idiocracy wouldn't take Chris seriously. Anyone who would take Chris seriously would have died from doing shots of oxiclean long before they could get into a position of authority.
     
  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Philip J. Brain-Fried
     
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  16. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    or the merge doesn't happen but we pretend it did.
     
  17. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    We’re gonna tell him that Sonichu was real in our universe for like 10 seconds.
     
  18. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    this is sounding like an amazing trolling plan... if weens had the money and technology to do it.
     
  19. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    I would say that weens would go so far as to invent this technology just to troll Chris, but I think any ween's trolling plan would stop at anything that involves making a meaningful contribution to society.
     
  20. Commander Shadowsun

    Commander Shadowsun The Autist Formerly Known as Surtur

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    I still think it would be funny if people just randomly did a choreographed song and dance Disney style one day on him unexpectedly, leaving without explaining anything. Anyways ignore me, I'm a ween.
     
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